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What would you do if you woke up next to the person above you?

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Trash Boat
agree with Ceph23
mekadon_old
Disagree, throws EMP and head to salted_nuts' house to finish that banana
Trash Boat
unfortunately, Iron Man MK42 Armor is resistant against EMP Grenades, so its useless
mekadon_old
Throws Richard Stallman and made you listen at him rage for not making Jarvis open-source
Vainslay
Quietly gets up and step away slowly...stares
Ceph23
Get a flashlight and shine some light on the face while making ailien noises
fuyuko-chan
Σ ( ゜ ロ ゜ ; )
*hides*
"W-who are you and how did you find me?"
AmberLynx
Shove a banana in that gaping mouth
Jack Ripper
Kick.
Falapalagas
Sssssssshhhhhhhhh, this'll only take a second....
Ceph23
go full retard
Jack Ripper
Melt
- Marco -
if.avatar="I Just Had SEX"
if.user_irl="talk with him"
Ceph23
Ask for a song
mekadon_old
Put a collar and make him/her my pet forever
AmberLynx
Beg for same treatment. Just.. Not forever =S
Kurogamii
/me runs
Falapalagas
Whoops...sorry I tend to release a lot of gas when I wake up next to strangers.
Ceph23
Get a gas mask
mekadon_old
Throws into Valhalla for stealing my donut
Vyscosity
ask if they have my keys, I can't find them
Trash Boat
same answer
Ceph23
Call the Avengers
buffyfan
Take your sweets and run away quietly
Kurogamii
playing dead
Ceph23
Put shaving cream on hands and poke face with a feather. (hopefuly it works)
Luxie_old
i would rob you and run
Awoo-
Take ya out for lunch. Then

Luxie wrote:

i would rob you
and walk away
beeboy123
I would save mr shark by brining him back into the water
Ceph23
I'd do what I can to stop this loli from crying.
Then take her for myself.
Trash Boat
ask her to stop staring at me like a Gothita
Kurogamii
hide under the bed
- Marco -
ask him how to play insane at osu...
billy96
SURPRISE BU--

nvm

NINJA EDIT
Ceph23
Protect Butt
AmberLynx
:< hmm.. YOUR FRONT IS DEFENCELESS! >:3 *dives*

Wait no.. person above me is



Fuck ._.
Incubate some bird eggs on that magnificent hair.
Kurogamii
run to the outside and lock my doors
mekadon_old
w-wait, who are you?
Ceph23
Take it off......
mekadon_old
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