In order to give this an authentic feel, I decided to needlessly delay the conclusion and results while pretending that I held fifteen pointless QAT meetings in order to find out whether or not these results are in our favor or not, while parallely deciding if we should adjust minor rules that affect nothing in the big picture.
Do not let anyone tell you it cannot be done. No challenge can match the heart and fight and spirit of osu!
We will not fail. Our community will thrive and prosper again.
We stand at the birth of a new millennium, ready to unlock the mysteries of space, to free the mapping community from the miseries of disease, and to harness the energies, industries and technologies of tomorrow.
A new community pride will stir our souls, lift our sights, and heal our divisions.
It is time to remember that old wisdom our soldiers will never forget: that whether we are black or brown or white, we all bleed the same pink blood of circle-clickers, we all enjoy the same glorious freedoms, and we all salute the same great General peppy.
And whether a mapper is born in the urban sprawl of #modhelp or the windswept plains of #osu, they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator of the game.
So to all mappers, in every city near and far, small and large, from mountain to mountain, and from ocean to ocean, hear these words:
You will never be ignored again.
Your voice, your hopes, and your dreams, will define our osu! destiny. And your courage and goodness and love will forever guide us along the way.
Together, We Will Make Mapping Strong Again.
We Will Make Mapping Wealthy Again.
We Will Make Mapping Proud Again.
We Will Make Mapping Safe Again.
And, Yes, Together, We Will Make Monstrata Great Again. Thank you, God Bless You, And God Bless Monstrata.