The deciding factor for lifespan is BMI and alcohol consumption. Sounds legit.
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Country is also importantpandaBee wrote:
The deciding factor for lifespan is BMI and alcohol consumption. Sounds legit.
I tried changing only this factor and got a 21 years(Taiwan), a 91 years(Hong Kong)
E m i
I want to live long enough that I won't be able to keep up with technology. When I become a caveman of the future like what a caveman is to us, then it's time to go.
Topic Starter
I don't want to die yet ;; I want to at least live until I'm 35 or somethingDon worri, I'm sure they can cure any disease even cancer in the future
edit: I feel a sharp pain in my left lung and can't breathe goodbye pulmonary embolism is here and came for me literally right as my life was getting worth living
At time of testing you are 17 years, 11 months and 10 days old.
Based on our calculations you will die on: Tuesday, 29th July 2087
You will live to be 87 years, 5 months and 0 days old!
xD
Based on our calculations you will die on: Tuesday, 29th July 2087
You will live to be 87 years, 5 months and 0 days old!
xD
E m i
Meow it stopped after 3 hours so ok (that shouldn't be how pulmonary embolisms work but ok...)szkiller wrote:
I don't want to die yet ;; I want to at least live until I'm 35 or somethingDon worri, I'm sure they can cure any disease even cancer in the future
edit: I feel a sharp pain in my left lung and can't breathe goodbye pulmonary embolism is here and came for me literally right as my life was getting worth living
Do you think they will cure derealization? xd it actually makes me shit at osu because I can't focus/see/perceive strongly enough to make the thoughts responsible for reading. Blank stare only (Yes osu most important thing in life)
that thing is so old
Wtf are you ok momiMomiji wrote:
Meow it stopped after 3 hours so ok (that shouldn't be how pulmonary embolisms work but ok...)
Do you think they will cure derealization? xd it actually makes me shit at osu because I can't focus/see/perceive strongly enough to make the thoughts responsible for reading. Blank stare only (Yes osu most important thing in life)
Momiji wrote:
I don't want to die yet ;; I want to at least live until I'm 35 or something
edit: I feel a sharp pain in my left lung and can't breathe goodbye pulmonary embolism is here and came for me literally right as my life was getting worth living
Momiji wrote:
Meow it stopped after 3 hours so ok (that shouldn't be how pulmonary embolisms work but ok...)
Do you think they will cure derealization? xd it actually makes me shit at osu because I can't focus/see/perceive strongly enough to make the thoughts responsible for reading. Blank stare only (Yes osu most important thing in life)
hey
like
idk but
that sounds like a side effect of something much deeper?
also please do your best to not fucking die
like
hey
be good to yourself becuase you're worth it okay?
E m i
Probably yes because my probability of dying is low no matter how unreasonably worried I get ;w;pandaBee wrote:
Wtf are you ok momiMomiji wrote:
Meow it stopped after 3 hours so ok (that shouldn't be how pulmonary embolisms work but ok...)
Do you think they will cure derealization? xd it actually makes me shit at osu because I can't focus/see/perceive strongly enough to make the thoughts responsible for reading. Blank stare only (Yes osu most important thing in life)
i don't think i am worth it but i'm trying to be worth it and to not die ;;citremi wrote:
Momiji wrote:
I don't want to die yet ;; I want to at least live until I'm 35 or something
edit: I feel a sharp pain in my left lung and can't breathe goodbye pulmonary embolism is here and came for me literally right as my life was getting worth livingMomiji wrote:
Meow it stopped after 3 hours so ok (that shouldn't be how pulmonary embolisms work but ok...)
Do you think they will cure derealization? xd it actually makes me shit at osu because I can't focus/see/perceive strongly enough to make the thoughts responsible for reading. Blank stare only (Yes osu most important thing in life)
hey
like
idk but
that sounds like a side effect of something much deeper?
also please do your best to not fucking die
like
hey
be good to yourself becuase you're worth it okay?
so thaanks
maybe i care too much but i really really really need to live for 2 more years
i eat so much mcdonalds that i might as well just die tomorrow
35 is still youngMomiji wrote:
I want to at least live until I'm 35 or something
E m i
i'm on the junk food + vitamin/mineral supplements teamEurocat wrote:
i eat so much mcdonalds that i might as well just die tomorrow
not for me, i would be very happy if i could reach 35... every single year i stay alive is milestone for me. at 35 i would be done with every major thing and living a calm life (not necessarily calm life? well yeah not necessarily but assuming all goes ok.)abraker wrote:
35 is still youngMomiji wrote:
I want to at least live until I'm 35 or something
Sometimes I don't get why people aim so low. Sure a calm life is nice, but can also get boring. Not saying to face danger, but to face progression toward something higher. Just ending it like that without any achievement and with lasting impact is just depressing to think about. It's like you never existed to begin with.Momiji wrote:
not for me, i would be very happy if i could reach 35... every single year i stay alive is milestone for me. at 35 i would be done with every major thing and living a calm life (not necessarily calm life? well yeah not necessarily but assuming all goes ok.)
E m i
i aim so low because my life was always very stressful, my childhood was horrible and teenage years were wastedabraker wrote:
Sometimes I don't get why people aim so low. Sure a calm life is nice, but can also get boring. Not saying to face danger, but to face progression toward something higher. Just ending it like that without any achievement and with lasting impact is just depressing to think about. It's like you never existed to begin with.Momiji wrote:
not for me, i would be very happy if i could reach 35... every single year i stay alive is milestone for me. at 35 i would be done with every major thing and living a calm life (not necessarily calm life? well yeah not necessarily but assuming all goes ok.)
for me a calm life would be progression in itself and i do have a lot of stuff to take care of and fix and improve in the next 2-5 years.
Ashton
it seems like sephiroth came back before the release of FF7-remake
At time of testing you are 16 years, 2 months and 1 days old
You will live to be 66 years, 6 months and 12 days old!
Well, not too bad tbh
You will live to be 66 years, 6 months and 12 days old!
Well, not too bad tbh
At time of testing you are 21 years, 0 months and 17 days old.
You will live to be 82 years, 8 months and 10 days old!
The Countdown Begins,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
You will live to be 82 years, 8 months and 10 days old!
The Countdown Begins,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
I recognize that gifSerraionga wrote:
At time of testing you are 21 years, 0 months and 17 days old.
You will live to be 82 years, 8 months and 10 days old!
The Countdown Begins,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Based on our calculations you will die on: Wednesday, 9th September 2076
You will live to be 81 years, 9 months and 18 days old!
Well damn... That's a long time :,<
You will live to be 81 years, 9 months and 18 days old!
Well damn... That's a long time :,<
E m i
At time of testing you are 16 years, 7 months and 19 days old.
Current age in: Days: (6,076), Weeks: (868), Months: (203)
Based on our calculations you will die on: Tuesday, 19th September 2073
You will live to be 72 years, 2 months and 26 days old!
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Well I probably wouldn't even think of living any longer than that.
First of all I would have to face the average stupidity levels rising exponentially. I'll kill myself before I become stupid from being surrounded by idiots.
Secondly, I would rather live a short live than to live my potential years in pain and agony due to my body slowly collapsing under me. I'm sure that I would not enjoy life if I had to live under constant pain.
Current age in: Days: (6,076), Weeks: (868), Months: (203)
Based on our calculations you will die on: Tuesday, 19th September 2073
You will live to be 72 years, 2 months and 26 days old!
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Well I probably wouldn't even think of living any longer than that.
First of all I would have to face the average stupidity levels rising exponentially. I'll kill myself before I become stupid from being surrounded by idiots.
Secondly, I would rather live a short live than to live my potential years in pain and agony due to my body slowly collapsing under me. I'm sure that I would not enjoy life if I had to live under constant pain.
a little shitpost-y but if I actually felt motivated to die I could actually die within the next few days or so because of this song
so uhh yeah
so uhh yeah
E m i
grr i wish it was a map. if mapped right it would be fit 100% for my skillset, it's just the right bpm, just the right length of "streams" and stuff, and the song is very nice.Xuequinox wrote:
a little shitpost-y but if I actually felt motivated to die I could actually die within the next few days or so because of this song
so uhh yeah
I KNOW RIGHTMomiji wrote:
grr i wish it was a map. if mapped right it would be fit 100% for my skillset, it's just the right bpm, just the right length of "streams" and stuff, and the song is very nice.Xuequinox wrote:
a little shitpost-y but if I actually felt motivated to die I could actually die within the next few days or so because of this song
so uhh yeah
FUCK
THIS SONG IS AMAZING
and it makes me want to die
that's nice
I mean it's kinda cool how it managed to actually make me feel a little suicidal.
no worries I'm not actually going to do it but holy fuck does it make me want to
that's about it xD
sorry ;w;
no worries I'm not actually going to do it but holy fuck does it make me want to
that's about it xD
sorry ;w;
Topic Starter
I mean it's kinda cool how it managed to actually make me feel a little suicidal.
no worries I'm not actually going to do it but holy fuck does it make me want to
that's about it xD
sorry ;w;
Just do it
DEW ITszkiller wrote:
I mean it's kinda cool how it managed to actually make me feel a little suicidal.
no worries I'm not actually going to do it but holy fuck does it make me want to
that's about it xD
sorry ;w;
Just do it
for logan paulszkiller wrote:
I mean it's kinda cool how it managed to actually make me feel a little suicidal.
no worries I'm not actually going to do it but holy fuck does it make me want to
that's about it xD
sorry ;w;
Just do it
"Based on our calculations you will die on: Saturday, 17th July 2077"
Hahahaha, okay. I'll be dead by then.
Hahahaha, okay. I'll be dead by then.
can't wait