Hello, fellow citizens of this subforum of this great, great website! I hope you are all having a fantastic day. Today, I would like to explain to you my intentions for this brand-new year of two thousand eighteen.
As some of you have noticed, there has been a negative trend in the posts by the inhabitants of this land, and no one knows why this is. However, I have every intention of cleansing this forum of all known types of corruption and shit, and eventually, going on to the wild lands of the Internet and polishing it up. But I can only cleanse the internet with your help; I need you all to elect me President of Off-Topic!
Under my leadership, you will all enjoy a safer and more wholesome forum, with minimal fights and with the most wholesome memes and threads as the forum can hold. If you elect me, I will do everything that is in my power to rid this beautiful, but misunderstood place from its social stigma, and will therefore introduce more new people for everyone to socialize with.
Now, some of you may be saying, "who is this person? I've never even seen him before, he has a weird avatar with a circular-headed fairy, and he seems like the least qualified person to lead all of OT." Well, to all those that have been paying attention to the subforum, I am the creator of the popular but sadly now defunct OT!News digital newspaper. With a team of five—abraker, Blitzfrog, ColdTooth, kai99, and of course myself—we managed to get the news out for free every Tuesday to all citizens of OT, so they could be informed about the world of OT. Therefore, I can be considered to be a responsible leader of the Off-Topic subforum.
To wrap up—this is the second time I say this—I hope you will vote for the right person to be the President of Off-Topic on 1 February 2018!
As some of you have noticed, there has been a negative trend in the posts by the inhabitants of this land, and no one knows why this is. However, I have every intention of cleansing this forum of all known types of corruption and shit, and eventually, going on to the wild lands of the Internet and polishing it up. But I can only cleanse the internet with your help; I need you all to elect me President of Off-Topic!
Under my leadership, you will all enjoy a safer and more wholesome forum, with minimal fights and with the most wholesome memes and threads as the forum can hold. If you elect me, I will do everything that is in my power to rid this beautiful, but misunderstood place from its social stigma, and will therefore introduce more new people for everyone to socialize with.
Now, some of you may be saying, "who is this person? I've never even seen him before, he has a weird avatar with a circular-headed fairy, and he seems like the least qualified person to lead all of OT." Well, to all those that have been paying attention to the subforum, I am the creator of the popular but sadly now defunct OT!News digital newspaper. With a team of five—abraker, Blitzfrog, ColdTooth, kai99, and of course myself—we managed to get the news out for free every Tuesday to all citizens of OT, so they could be informed about the world of OT. Therefore, I can be considered to be a responsible leader of the Off-Topic subforum.
To wrap up—this is the second time I say this—I hope you will vote for the right person to be the President of Off-Topic on 1 February 2018!