My Hand Is Stuck In A Toaster And I Can't Get Out, I Am Typing With My Toes. Oh Yeah! My Arms Are Both Cut Off, So That Hand Thing Was Pointless, Thanks Anyway 
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I await the day that everyone will forget about this game like they forgot about KS, then I can play it.
this is so relatable 
it baffles me that no one pointed out the fact that alexkuzi is back
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My Hand Is Stuck In A Skon
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My Hand Is Stuck In A Toaster And I Can't Get Out, I Am Typing With My Toes. Oh Yeah! My Arms Are Both Cut Off, So That Hand Thing Was Pointless, Thanks Anyway
save the toaster
I mean, food is food, right?
i have a similar problem: i got my tongue stuck in my USB hub.
any help?
any help?
** WARNING ** EDGY **
Cut it off with a broken knife, then stop bleeding by pouring wound in water with lots of salt.
I meanwhile prepare a heated to 200+ C degree metal plate (must be really light red from heat) and put your wound into it for a while.
Call 911 and tell them you are mental and you tried to masturbate your alligator in garden but he somehow ate some of your hand.
If you are still alive, remember to run at your best around your house to keep yourself conscious.
Congratulations! You failed. Now wait for professional help.
I meanwhile prepare a heated to 200+ C degree metal plate (must be really light red from heat) and put your wound into it for a while.
Call 911 and tell them you are mental and you tried to masturbate your alligator in garden but he somehow ate some of your hand.
If you are still alive, remember to run at your best around your house to keep yourself conscious.
Congratulations! You failed. Now wait for professional help.