I can play In the Jungle on a recorder, can I pick up chicks?
I'd totally like to fuck you in the ass while grabbing your beard.
awp wrote:I bet you play the trombone on Elton John
if you know what I mean
You have no idea of the command I have over linearly descending chromatic scales on keys. NO. IDEA.
D33d wrote:Jarby, you barely even play the keyboard at the moment shut up.
Book another one to Newcastle and we have a deal.
ampzz wrote:Enlighten me Jarby.
I will even book a flight to Perth just for it.
that or they're trying to stimulate you into living a better lifestyle.
ampzz wrote:if people judge you for it then that's just their opinion which is a mild attempt at increasing their ego about themselves.
Only 1% of men are above 7 inches. So I'm 99% certain you're smaller than me. Funny that it's YOU the one making this comment lulz. So not only are you ugly, you definitely have a smaller penis than me. This statement is 99% correct. Except for the ugly part. You're definitely 100% uglier than me.
Pokebis wrote:NeverDie pretends to not care about this, but will still go out of his way to justify his penis size not being able to penetrate the thighs of a real women.
Never said that. Now you're trying to twist my words. Go back to your closet nerd. Thought you'd have enough pretending to be a girl and flirting with bass-chan.
Backfire wrote:Funny, I remember you saying
1% of men are above 6 inches.
So which is it?