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How would you kill the person above!

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Achromalia wrote:

[ - Jax - ] wrote:

aim the van off a cliff and walk off.


...i hope you know what you were doing, simply "walking off" a moving vehicle is bound to have you break an ankle.

I meant aim it off a cliff, then jump off it and put a brick on the accelerator lol

Hypnotise them into mapping a Sotarks' GD.
Dialect
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Dialect

[ - Jax - ] wrote:

Achromalia wrote:

[ - Jax - ] wrote:

aim the van off a cliff and walk off.


...i hope you know what you were doing, simply "walking off" a moving vehicle is bound to have you break an ankle.

I meant aim it off a cliff, then jump off it and put a brick on the accelerator lol

Hypnotise them into mapping a Sotarks' GD.


force them to watch suicidemouse.avi

if they don't start killing themselves, i'll then put them to the russian sleep expirement and torture them by playing Jane - It's a Fine Day hours on end and on the 3rd day, I'll stab them to death, then shoot them with a gun 50 times and then they'll be dead..

P.S I am not a psycho in any way, I just wanted to think of the craziest way to kill the person above (in this case its [-Jax-])
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Achromalia
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Achromalia

MinNin wrote:

force them to watch suicidemouse.avi

if they don't start killing themselves, i'll then put them to the russian sleep expirement and torture them by playing Jane - It's a Fine Day hours on end and on the 3rd day, I'll stab them to death, then shoot them with a gun 50 times and then they'll be dead..
hmm. prolonged suffering.

I can just imagine it. Watching suicidemouse.avi would slightly affect me, but you'd be delusional to think it'd provoke me to kill myself. I could see myself enduring the three days of the russian sleep experiment somewhat well, but I'd definitely be hallucinating some weird shit. Listening to the song for a full day would be tolerable, the second day would get irritating but still tolerable as there would be tons of ideas in mind as to the ways i can remake the song, from breakcore and trance to neurofunk and Splittercore. I'd probably be pacing a lot on the second day. If I were attacked with a knife I'd likely manage to disarm you, but not without at least being slashed or stabbed twice.

Moving on.


I'd just cut you up. im lazy rn :c
Ryoid
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Ryoid
pull your eyes and force you to eat it and watch you until you die running out of blood
DJ Enetro
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DJ Enetro
Slow roasting, then drape him in peanut sauce, and stick a wooden stick through his roasted body.

Leave the resulting “satay orang” for wild animals to eat.

Idek
a1l2d3r4e5d6
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a1l2d3r4e5d6
Make them listen to every song ever made, played all at once, with headphones.
Dialect
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Dialect
put them in a soundproof room and play SCP 407. it would be weird and disgusting to watch.
Zekks
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Zekks
a tiny inflatable hammer
DJ Enetro
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DJ Enetro
Inflate him like a balloon until he internally explodes from the air pressure.
keremaru
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keremaru
ooh, forgot about this >:')

ot: i'll sneak up on them from behind inside an alleyway and muffle them with a handkerchief powdered with remnants of sleep dust or some shit, kidnapping them. after he wakes up, he'll see a buzzsaw turned on, which cuts enetro in half, as he feels his eyes burning with a very strong sensation before the saw falls on his skull. vertically.
Refills
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Refills
slowly transform their body into that of a robots, then brainwash them into thinking they're my servant.

While the person won't be dead, their former personality and body are.
DJ Enetro
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DJ Enetro
kill him with a shot to the head.
Refills
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Refills
simplistic, i like it


take a phone wire and wrap it around his neck while i inject him with various chemicals slowing down his heart rate and eventually killing him.

now this is how i want to die
Achromalia
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Achromalia
be exposed to 30 Gz downward for 30 seconds without any form of G-suit or G-reducing equipment.
Aiseca
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Aiseca
I will lock him up with Nico Yazawa in a metal safe.
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Achromalia
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Achromalia

Aiseca wrote:

I will lock him up with Nico Yazawawa in a metal safe.
Honestly wouldn't be too bad. ~6.7% chance of death, most likely because of deprivation of food or liquids.



OT: Send them off in a Sukhoi Su-27 and basic fighter pilot training for a dogfight against Mobius 1's F-22A Raptor.
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worst fl player
yikes

I would meme you to death
MisakiTobisawa-
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MisakiTobisawa-
I would give you deathstreams so that you would lose too much blood from your fingers.
Achromalia
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Achromalia
Give them a taste of reality. Three dimensions, real life people, and real interaction. Then, distort that reality, not into 2D, but 4D. Oh wait no, looks like you were just attacked by a mob of people and drugged with a heavy concentration of dimethoxy propylthiophenethylamine.
vinnicci
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vinnicci
acid
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Refills
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Refills
Send them back to 1916, in France, and have them jump straight into no man's land while wearing 5000 LED lights. In the small chance that they survive, send them back to 3000 BC and have him take a journey with Otzi the Iceman, 1 day prior to his death.
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MisakiTobisawa-
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MisakiTobisawa-
I destroyed your drums so you would be too bored
Achromalia
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Achromalia

Achromalia wrote:

Have them tied to a 120-year-old Black Cherry tree so that they are immobile, and snipe them in each of their carpals and tarsals, shot with a .45-70 govt round each hour, letting them bleed out after each of the four joints were shot at least once, then dump a small 4 in. x 5 in. x 2 in. plastic container full of maggots on their head.
MisakiTobisawa-
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MisakiTobisawa-
Wait a minute, you're already dead, right? Well, I will simply cut off your skull then...

Don't kill me I'm innocent
Achromalia
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Achromalia

jxrhythmer2002 wrote:

Wait a minute, you're already dead, right? Well, I will simply cut off your skull then...
*sigh*

this is gonna be a pain.

*walks over to my disembodied skull and picks it up, dusting it off and feeling around it for any damage*

seems fine. well, here goes nothing, for the 132nd time.

*places my skull on top of the atlas bone of my vertabrae, hoping to find that spot where the realignment peg would fit in, eventually managing to pop my skull on*

euugh. that's always annoying.

moving on.

Achromalia wrote:

be exposed to 30 Gz downward for 30 seconds without any form of G-suit or G-reducing equipment.
keremaru
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keremaru
kill them embarrassingly by exposing their little corruption collab with nila. owo

also

Achromalia wrote:

*sigh*

this is gonna be a pain.

*walks over to my disembodied skull and picks it up, dusting it off and feeling around it for any damage*

seems fine. well, here goes nothing, for the 132nd time.

*places my skull on top of the atlas bone of my vertabrae, hoping to find that spot where the realignment peg would fit in, eventually managing to pop my skull on*

euugh. that's always annoying.

moving on.
achro this isn't an actual roleplay LOL
DJ Enetro
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DJ Enetro
make sure that they are moving at a velocity of 30 m/s @ 30º E of N, then slam them into the Akashi-Kaikyo bridge.

idk
MisakiTobisawa-
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MisakiTobisawa-
I'll just stab you with the pencil I used for my Mathematics examination (a very sharp one)
keremaru
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keremaru
by a lack of weebs to conversate with, which leads to internet boredom, which leads to eventual quitting of the social construct and internet laws, which leads to death on the internet. a
MisakiTobisawa-
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(realises this isn't the Otaku Culture subforum)
...Oh, so this is why I have no friends. I've been in the wrong place the whole time.

I splashed kerosene on you and set you alight. You're a Bulbasaur so obviously IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE
Refills
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Refills

jxrhythmer2002 wrote:

I destroyed your drums so you would be too bored

i bought more


updating your privacy policy
MisakiTobisawa-
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MisakiTobisawa-
oh, I totally know what you're talking about.

I'm gonna pick you up and leave you with the bigger cats.
TeeArctic1
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TeeArctic1
Fade away from choking play
Westonini
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Westonini
Thanos snap
johnmedina999
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johnmedina999
Showdown at high noon in the town square.
MisakiTobisawa-
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MisakiTobisawa-
my yandere waifu discussed in my signature
Achromalia
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Achromalia
Impaled on sharpened bones.

Skewered and placed in the middle of town.
pentaqola
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pentaqola
you will become a xylophone for both of my feet
MisakiTobisawa-
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MisakiTobisawa-
Trap him in a forest filled with venomous snakes
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