>be me
>sophomore year of high school
>getting bullied by a kid named Jeremiah
>Jeremiah is a 6'5" gigajew jock
>wears the hat, has the fro and everything
>I help out with the local tards for service hours during 5th and 6th periods
>one tard, Darius, and I share symbiotic relationship
>he lets me play a crap WWE video game with him, I give him fries from McDonald's
>we are tardbros
>one day I have to take Darius to the nurse for his meds
>see Jeremiah in the hall
>he stops us
>"I see you found some friends like you"
>Darius starts to get figety
>"fuck off" I say politely
>Darius becomes perfectly still
>gigajew rears back for punch
>suddenly I hear a sound like a bull getting sucked off by a shop vac in front of a broken fan
>it's Darius
>Wtf
>the gigajew is confused to
>watch as Darius rips off his shirt and jump for Jeremiah's legs
>knocks jewfag over for 4hp
>suddenly all of Darius' WWE skills surface
>grabs Jeremiah and hits him with piledriver for 30hp
>allofmywhat.png
>Darius reaches down and picks him up
>Darius is only 5'7" and maybe 160 Ibs
>bodyslam for 40hp
>how the fuck is this real
>Jeremiah is down to 26hp
>Darius picks him up again
>falls backwards and body slams himself
>I get worried and run over
>but Darius had enacted his master plan
>hall monitors and assistant principals show up
>they don't suspect that Darius is John Cena's downsy cousin
>suspends Jeremiah
>next day
>bring Darius 2 large fries from McDonalds
>he just smiles and nods
>tardbros for life
>sophomore year of high school
>getting bullied by a kid named Jeremiah
>Jeremiah is a 6'5" gigajew jock
>wears the hat, has the fro and everything
>I help out with the local tards for service hours during 5th and 6th periods
>one tard, Darius, and I share symbiotic relationship
>he lets me play a crap WWE video game with him, I give him fries from McDonald's
>we are tardbros
>one day I have to take Darius to the nurse for his meds
>see Jeremiah in the hall
>he stops us
>"I see you found some friends like you"
>Darius starts to get figety
>"fuck off" I say politely
>Darius becomes perfectly still
>gigajew rears back for punch
>suddenly I hear a sound like a bull getting sucked off by a shop vac in front of a broken fan
>it's Darius
>Wtf
>the gigajew is confused to
>watch as Darius rips off his shirt and jump for Jeremiah's legs
>knocks jewfag over for 4hp
>suddenly all of Darius' WWE skills surface
>grabs Jeremiah and hits him with piledriver for 30hp
>allofmywhat.png
>Darius reaches down and picks him up
>Darius is only 5'7" and maybe 160 Ibs
>bodyslam for 40hp
>how the fuck is this real
>Jeremiah is down to 26hp
>Darius picks him up again
>falls backwards and body slams himself
>I get worried and run over
>but Darius had enacted his master plan
>hall monitors and assistant principals show up
>they don't suspect that Darius is John Cena's downsy cousin
>suspends Jeremiah
>next day
>bring Darius 2 large fries from McDonalds
>he just smiles and nods
>tardbros for life
