OT's suicidal prevention hotline™
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Thank you for contacting us. We here at OT's suicidal prevention hotline™ care about your well being and will gladly to help you out of all of your problems as your safety is at our utmost care.Since OT is a place full of unspeakable cancer and diseases, suicide has been a huge problem for our denizens. So we, OT's suicidal prevention hotline™ will do our best to make you see the light of day.
We can talk about your problems, life, we can hire a staff to accompany you. Heck, we can even discuss cute boys if you want to.
We also have treatments for depression, anxiety, suicidal thoughts and more.
Just look at our satisfied customers:
And lastly, before we end all of this, I regret to inform you that you're a MASSIVE PUSSY for hesitating to end your life.
Contact us now at 1-800-PLEASEKILLYOURSELF
