The royal scientists need a break sometimes. I decided to go on vacation to G&R. Yea, the place is infested with "pls help need pp" scrubby n00bs, but if you close your ears a bit, it becomes more peaceful. I look through the local shops and people are pitching sales of the usual keyboard mechs, tablets and sometimes one of those rare gaming chairs. There is a tiny saloon off to the coast for folks who go ET hunting. For those who don't know what I am talking about, ET hunting involves taking one of those keyboard mechs and blasting stuff with them set forth by the alien maps that attack the land. It's a constant war. I believe some guy named Jaylee or something has the most confirmed kills.
Anyway, I go in and I see the usual shill as in most G&R. Then I see Full Tablet and and a couple of other folks talking about how confirmed kills with modded artillery should count. Ofc, I couldn't agree with them and decided to interrupt them, "But why is that a ba-". Suddenly off to the side I notice a weird fellah. I thought I recognized him from somewhere in the land of OT recently. I think he fell from the sky and hit his head as a child because that guy just stood there for what I think is 2 days asking for someone to help him with 7 parallel fire. Everybody just kept passing by as if he was some hobo. I pulled up his stats, and just then my scientist side got a brilliant idea.
The following is the first documented practice of someone trying out 7 parallel fire with little or no prior experience:
oh you wanted labels? Vertical is the number of shit I give, and horizontal number of fucks you owe me. The graph is titled: Fucks you owe me because I don't give a shit
As you can see when approching the 2nd factor, the effectiveness of the artillery goes down from 97%+/-1% to 88%+/-2%. Approching the 2.6th factor, the guy couldn't handle up and started running for his lyfe. I slapped him and he went back. By the 2.8th factor, he was on the ground barely breathing.
Following this, I plan to find another unfortunate soul to try out 8 parellel fire for me. Until next time, fellow test subjects.
Anyway, I go in and I see the usual shill as in most G&R. Then I see Full Tablet and and a couple of other folks talking about how confirmed kills with modded artillery should count. Ofc, I couldn't agree with them and decided to interrupt them, "But why is that a ba-". Suddenly off to the side I notice a weird fellah. I thought I recognized him from somewhere in the land of OT recently. I think he fell from the sky and hit his head as a child because that guy just stood there for what I think is 2 days asking for someone to help him with 7 parallel fire. Everybody just kept passing by as if he was some hobo. I pulled up his stats, and just then my scientist side got a brilliant idea.
The following is the first documented practice of someone trying out 7 parallel fire with little or no prior experience:
oh you wanted labels? Vertical is the number of shit I give, and horizontal number of fucks you owe me. The graph is titled: Fucks you owe me because I don't give a shit
raw data
0.85: 95.66%
0.88: 98.57%
0.91: 96.81%
0.92: 96.36%
1.01: 98.66%
1.02: 96.41%
1.11: 97.45%
1.12: 97.70%
1.20: 98.80%
1.21: 94.14%
1.30: 95.96%
1.30: 96.18%
1.40: 97.88%
1.40: 97.34%
1.50: 94.14%
1.50: 96.31%
1.60: 96.92%
1.60: 94.31%
1.70: 95.76%
1.71: 93.37%
1.80: 96.10%
1.80: 93.67%
1.90: 93.72%
1.91: 93.97%
2.00: 95.12%
2.00: 89.97%
2.11: 92.85%
2.13: 91.03%
2.22: 90.25%
2.22: 87.51%
2.31: 91.75%
2.32: 86.35%
2.43: 88.24%
2.44: 88.70%
2.51: 80.82%
2.52: 85.38%
2.60: 86.23%
2.62: 86.40%
2.70: 85.24%
2.72: 78.81%
2.80: 85.56%
2.81: 85.78%
0.88: 98.57%
0.91: 96.81%
0.92: 96.36%
1.01: 98.66%
1.02: 96.41%
1.11: 97.45%
1.12: 97.70%
1.20: 98.80%
1.21: 94.14%
1.30: 95.96%
1.30: 96.18%
1.40: 97.88%
1.40: 97.34%
1.50: 94.14%
1.50: 96.31%
1.60: 96.92%
1.60: 94.31%
1.70: 95.76%
1.71: 93.37%
1.80: 96.10%
1.80: 93.67%
1.90: 93.72%
1.91: 93.97%
2.00: 95.12%
2.00: 89.97%
2.11: 92.85%
2.13: 91.03%
2.22: 90.25%
2.22: 87.51%
2.31: 91.75%
2.32: 86.35%
2.43: 88.24%
2.44: 88.70%
2.51: 80.82%
2.52: 85.38%
2.60: 86.23%
2.62: 86.40%
2.70: 85.24%
2.72: 78.81%
2.80: 85.56%
2.81: 85.78%
As you can see when approching the 2nd factor, the effectiveness of the artillery goes down from 97%+/-1% to 88%+/-2%. Approching the 2.6th factor, the guy couldn't handle up and started running for his lyfe. I slapped him and he went back. By the 2.8th factor, he was on the ground barely breathing.
Following this, I plan to find another unfortunate soul to try out 8 parellel fire for me. Until next time, fellow test subjects.