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Experimentation Log #AFF343

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abraker
The royal scientists need a break sometimes. I decided to go on vacation to G&R. Yea, the place is infested with "pls help need pp" scrubby n00bs, but if you close your ears a bit, it becomes more peaceful. I look through the local shops and people are pitching sales of the usual keyboard mechs, tablets and sometimes one of those rare gaming chairs. There is a tiny saloon off to the coast for folks who go ET hunting. For those who don't know what I am talking about, ET hunting involves taking one of those keyboard mechs and blasting stuff with them set forth by the alien maps that attack the land. It's a constant war. I believe some guy named Jaylee or something has the most confirmed kills.

Anyway, I go in and I see the usual shill as in most G&R. Then I see Full Tablet and and a couple of other folks talking about how confirmed kills with modded artillery should count. Ofc, I couldn't agree with them and decided to interrupt them, "But why is that a ba-". Suddenly off to the side I notice a weird fellah. I thought I recognized him from somewhere in the land of OT recently. I think he fell from the sky and hit his head as a child because that guy just stood there for what I think is 2 days asking for someone to help him with 7 parallel fire. Everybody just kept passing by as if he was some hobo. I pulled up his stats, and just then my scientist side got a brilliant idea.

The following is the first documented practice of someone trying out 7 parallel fire with little or no prior experience:


oh you wanted labels? Vertical is the number of shit I give, and horizontal number of fucks you owe me. The graph is titled: Fucks you owe me because I don't give a shit
raw data
0.85: 95.66%
0.88: 98.57%
0.91: 96.81%
0.92: 96.36%
1.01: 98.66%
1.02: 96.41%
1.11: 97.45%
1.12: 97.70%
1.20: 98.80%
1.21: 94.14%
1.30: 95.96%
1.30: 96.18%
1.40: 97.88%
1.40: 97.34%
1.50: 94.14%
1.50: 96.31%
1.60: 96.92%
1.60: 94.31%
1.70: 95.76%
1.71: 93.37%
1.80: 96.10%
1.80: 93.67%
1.90: 93.72%
1.91: 93.97%
2.00: 95.12%
2.00: 89.97%
2.11: 92.85%
2.13: 91.03%
2.22: 90.25%
2.22: 87.51%
2.31: 91.75%
2.32: 86.35%
2.43: 88.24%
2.44: 88.70%
2.51: 80.82%
2.52: 85.38%
2.60: 86.23%
2.62: 86.40%
2.70: 85.24%
2.72: 78.81%
2.80: 85.56%
2.81: 85.78%

As you can see when approching the 2nd factor, the effectiveness of the artillery goes down from 97%+/-1% to 88%+/-2%. Approching the 2.6th factor, the guy couldn't handle up and started running for his lyfe. I slapped him and he went back. By the 2.8th factor, he was on the ground barely breathing.


Following this, I plan to find another unfortunate soul to try out 8 parellel fire for me. Until next time, fellow test subjects.
Ryoid
I can be your test subject, just tell me what to do
Zekks
no let me be your test subject
johnmedina999
fuck 7k
jk 7k players are cool

i'm just jealous because i can't do more than 2*
babble4
This is intense
Softwarm
Experimentation log yellow? I don't know what "yellow" has to do with a vacation to G&R.
Topic Starter
abraker

Brisk Clarity wrote:

Experimentation log yellow? I don't know what "yellow" has to do with a vacation to G&R.
That's its codename
_SkyFall
Lol this was good. Can I be your unfortunate soul again and try out 8k? :D

It was a lot of fun and now I play 7k more often than I used to so thank you, I guess.
Ryoid

abraker wrote:

Brisk Clarity wrote:

Experimentation log yellow? I don't know what "yellow" has to do with a vacation to G&R.
That's its codename
"yellow"? Don't say that

_SkyFall wrote:

Lol this was good. Can I be your unfortunate soul again and try out 8k? :D

It was a lot of fun and now I play 7k more often than I used to so thank you, I guess.
:?
Serraionga
_SkyFall

Serraionga wrote:

That's lovely.
Ryoid

Serraionga wrote:

BRAAAIIIIN(SPAGHEEEETTI)
_SkyFall

Ryoid wrote:

Serraionga wrote:

BRAAAIIIIN(SPAGHEEEETTI)
You can definitely say that again.
Topic Starter
abraker

_SkyFall wrote:

Lol this was good. Can I be your unfortunate soul again and try out 8k? :D

It was a lot of fun and now I play 7k more often than I used to so thank you, I guess.
Locate me on the interconnected network serviced by discord or osu!, which ever it may be, equal or approximate to the time the previous experiment was conducted, test subject number 4893647
_SkyFall

abraker wrote:

]Locate me on the interconnected network serviced by discord or osu!, which ever it may be, equal or approximate to the time the previous experiment was conducted, test subject number 4893647
Rn I'm away from home, I'm connected to my phone's internet connection. I'll be back the 2nd or 3rd of September.
Blitzfrog
Please calculate gradient and equation,
Not achieved,
To McDonald's you go
Topic Starter
abraker

Blitzfrog wrote:

Please calculate gradient and equation,
Not achieved,
To McDonald's you go
ColdTooth
70.
Ryoid

abraker wrote:

Blitzfrog wrote:

Please calculate gradient and equation,
Not achieved,
To McDonald's you go
+ryoid=i'm full
Serraionga

abraker wrote:

Blitzfrog wrote:

Please calculate gradient and equation,
Not achieved,
To McDonald's you go
[insert big smoke order meme]
kai99
420
_SkyFall

kai99 wrote:

420
DJ Enetro

abraker wrote:

It's 25
Softwarm

DJ Enetro wrote:

It's 25
Wait, isn't it 15?
DJ Enetro
let x be the drink, y be the burger, and z be fries.

x+x+x=30 :arrow: 3x=30
x+y+y=20 :arrow: x+2y=20
y+z+z=9 :arrow: y+2z=9
y+z*x=?

3x=30 (divide by 3) :arrow: x=10

x+2y=20 (substitute x=10) :arrow: 10+2y=20 (subtract 10) :arrow: 2y=10 (divide by 2) :arrow: y=5

y+2z=9 (substitute y=5) :arrow: 5+2z=9 (subtract 5) :arrow: 2z=4 (divide by 2) :arrow: z=2

y+z*x=? (substitute x=10, y=5 and z=2) :arrow: 5+2*10 :arrow: 25
Tae
At least your math is better than your coding.
Softwarm
The fries come in two packets in the third equation, when you derived that they were equal to 2. The final equation, however depicts only one packet of French-fries. It only makes sense to divide the original quantity by 2 and multiply the soda by 1 instead of 2. Obviously you add the burger after that and get 15.
DJ Enetro
Nice one

Abraker WHYYY
Tae

DJ Enetro wrote:

Nice one

Abraker WHYYY
Maybe you should pay more attention?
Meah

abraker wrote:

Blitzfrog wrote:

Please calculate gradient and equation,
Not achieved,
To McDonald's you go

£4.5?
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