Make a thread on GnR with the title of "please ban me, lol" (the comma is important)
The content can be this:
"This is my 200th post, it's my favorite post. When I die, I want to be strapped a long with my 200th post body pillow, inside a rocket, blasting off through space, landing on the moon and while I'm on there, I'll be greeted by the great moon people, they'll make a comfy bed for me to lie on and I can peacefully die along side with my body pillow. A piece of music will play and I want it to be a remixed version of the "my name's Jeff" meme by Asterisk and Kamaboko featuring YUC'e and Reol."
1 nerco post = 1 prayer