Osu!Pill

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abraker
Ever played Osu! and you had a slider break? Missed skipped that note causing you to fail a stream? Maybe you had other firetrucking game moment, maybe you are just a plain noob. Well look no further, I got the solution right here for you! After careful testing and long hours of research, out fellow osu! scientists have created a pill that is going to get rid of your ingame problems for good!



Taking the pill once a day, you will finally be able to do:
  • - 477 RPM
    - 320 BPM streaming
    - SS Gangsta... on DT!
    - Put cookiezi to shame
    - And let's not forget being able to pass centipede!
Just look at our satisfied customers:
retry... Retry... RETRY!
Got banned 8 times so far!
...my friend is in a better place
I got 10 PP, it's definitely helping!
What are you waiting for? Go to the osu! store and put an order on your pill today!

[ - Zekks - ]
I hope this will take me out of my misery of being exiled
johnmedina999
Will this help me jumptrill?
Topic Starter
abraker

johnmedina999 wrote:

Will this help me jumptrill?
Dunno, it was only tested on circle clickers
Meah
Will this make me go invisible so that I can peak on girls perfectly?
Railey2
thats a slick photoshop

but are you sure that the pill doesn't cause autism
YukaFox
Can I play 9key with one hand if I take this pill?
Topic Starter
abraker

Meah wrote:

Will this make me go invisible so that I can peak on girls perfectly?
Sorry it's not HD tested

Railey2 wrote:

but are you sure that the pill doesn't cause autism
It doesn't, read the disclaimer in the fine tiny blurred text on the bottom

BathtubCat wrote:

Can I play 9key with one hand if I take this pill?
Last guy that tried it broke his hand trying to do 9 keys with two fingers. But hey, at least he set the world record for fastest hand spasms
Meah
I need this to 320 BPM girls
YukaFox

abraker wrote:

Last guy that tried it broke his hand trying to do 9 keys with two fingers. But hey, at least he set the world record for fastest hand spasms
Nice, how many pills do I have to take do this telepathically?
Topic Starter
abraker

BathtubCat wrote:

abraker wrote:

Last guy that tried it broke his hand trying to do 9 keys with two fingers. But hey, at least he set the world record for fastest hand spasms
Nice, how many pills do I have to take do this telepathically?
Wait wut? You do know what "telepathically" means, right?
KupcaH
This is what I needed all this time.

Thanks
Blitzfrog
WARNING WARNING WARNING


abraker dropped the beaker when making this pill

It has caused radioactive material to enter into the pill

Please use it only to mutilate your face
Comfy Slippers
At first, I thought this was gonna be a matrix or GitS themed thread.

I'll take the red pill.

It started off well, but you screwed it up.

smh
Railey2

abraker wrote:

Railey2 wrote:

but are you sure that the pill doesn't cause autism
It doesn't, read the disclaimer in the fine tiny blurred text on the bottom
i read it but it doesn't mention autism!!
kai99
^ literally exactly what i was thinking
since it doesnt cause autism i think it's a fine pill
or it's just that autism is a given for the customers
Topic Starter
abraker

Railey2 wrote:

abraker wrote:

It doesn't, read the disclaimer in the fine tiny blurred text on the bottom
i read it but it doesn't mention autism!!

kai99 wrote:

^ literally exactly what i was thinking
since it doesnt cause autism i think it's a fine pill
or it's just that autism is a given for the customers
If you need the pill, then you are likely to have autism already, a new study shows.
Topic Starter
abraker
Well this went much better than last time. Thanks everyone!
Railey2
heyhey now, are you recycling your own shitposts?
Topic Starter
abraker

Railey2 wrote:

heyhey now, are you recycling your own shitposts?
I went bankrupt last time, so I figured to try again now that the jerks are gone. So far the product has been a huge success!
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