1 Why did I divide sin by tan? Just cos.
2 What do you call a fierce beast? A Line
3 What do you call a small dog? An acute one.
4 What should you do when it rains? Coincide.
5 What do you call more than one L? A Parallel.
6 What do you use to tie up a package? A Chord.
7 What do you call a crushed angle? A Rectangle.
8 What shape do you use to catch somebody? A trapezoid.
9 Why was the scalene triangle sad? He was never right.
10 What shape has all its angles wrecked? A wrecked-angle.
11 What kind of tree does a math teacher climb? Geometry.
12 What do you call people who like tractors? Protractors.
13 What did the acorn say when he grew up? Gee, I’m A Tree.
14 Which triangles are the coldest? Ice-sosceles triangles.
15 What do you call an angle which is adorable? Acute angle.
16 What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless.
17 What do you say when you see an empty parrot cage? Polygon.
18 What’s a mathematician’s favorite movie? The Trig Identity.
19 Why does nobody talk to circles? Because there is no point.
20 Why did the inches obey the yardstick? He was their ruler.
21 Why was the corner hot? Because it was 90 degrees Fahrenheit.
22 Why couldn’t the angle get a loan? His parents wouldn’t cosine.
23 What do you call a man who spent all summer at the beach? Tangent
24 Where can you buy a ruler that is three feet long? At a yard sale.
25 What did the square say to the circle? Haven’t I seen you around?
26 What do you get when you cross a pebble with a sphere? Rock and roll.
27 What did the baby tree say when it looked in a mirror? Gee-Om-A-Tree.
28 Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach? Because it was over 90 degrees.
29 What did the complementary angle say to the isosceles triangle? Nice Legs.
30 Why is a geometry book always unhappy? Because it always has lots of problems.
31 What did the mum triangle say to the baby triangle? Stop being ILLUMInaughty.
32 What do you get when you cross geometry with McDonald’s? A plane cheeseburger.
33 Why is Ms. Radian such a good reporter? She covers the story from every angle.
34 Why was the parent function upset with its child? It was stretched to its limit.
35 Why won’t the circles invite the ellipses over for dinner? They are too eccentric.
36 Why were the similar triangles weighing themselves? They were finding their scale.
37 Why did the right triangle divide it’s adjacent side and it’s hypotenuse? Just Cos.
38 What do you get when you cross a linebacker with a computer geek? A linear programmer.
39 Why did the students like their trigonometry teacher? He never gave homework asSINments.
40 What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of Mountain Everest? A high-pot-in-use.
41 Why did the 30-60-90 triangle marry the 45-45-90 triangle? They were right for each other.
42 What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi.
43 Where do circles, ellipses, hyperbolas and parabolas like to hang out in the summer? Coney Island.
44 What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito? Nothing. You know you can’t cross a scalar and a vector.
45 What shape is usually waiting for you at Starbucks? A line.
46 Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach? Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don’t need the sun.
47 What did the math teacher commit when she murdered someone? A sin.
48 What did the student say when when the witch doctor removed the curse? Hexagon.
49 Why wasn’t the geometry teacher at school? Because she sprained her angle.
50 Why didn’t the chicken cross to the other side of the inequality? It couldn’t get past the boundary line.
2 What do you call a fierce beast? A Line
3 What do you call a small dog? An acute one.
4 What should you do when it rains? Coincide.
5 What do you call more than one L? A Parallel.
6 What do you use to tie up a package? A Chord.
7 What do you call a crushed angle? A Rectangle.
8 What shape do you use to catch somebody? A trapezoid.
9 Why was the scalene triangle sad? He was never right.
10 What shape has all its angles wrecked? A wrecked-angle.
11 What kind of tree does a math teacher climb? Geometry.
12 What do you call people who like tractors? Protractors.
13 What did the acorn say when he grew up? Gee, I’m A Tree.
14 Which triangles are the coldest? Ice-sosceles triangles.
15 What do you call an angle which is adorable? Acute angle.
16 What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless.
17 What do you say when you see an empty parrot cage? Polygon.
18 What’s a mathematician’s favorite movie? The Trig Identity.
19 Why does nobody talk to circles? Because there is no point.
20 Why did the inches obey the yardstick? He was their ruler.
21 Why was the corner hot? Because it was 90 degrees Fahrenheit.
22 Why couldn’t the angle get a loan? His parents wouldn’t cosine.
23 What do you call a man who spent all summer at the beach? Tangent
24 Where can you buy a ruler that is three feet long? At a yard sale.
25 What did the square say to the circle? Haven’t I seen you around?
26 What do you get when you cross a pebble with a sphere? Rock and roll.
27 What did the baby tree say when it looked in a mirror? Gee-Om-A-Tree.
28 Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach? Because it was over 90 degrees.
29 What did the complementary angle say to the isosceles triangle? Nice Legs.
30 Why is a geometry book always unhappy? Because it always has lots of problems.
31 What did the mum triangle say to the baby triangle? Stop being ILLUMInaughty.
32 What do you get when you cross geometry with McDonald’s? A plane cheeseburger.
33 Why is Ms. Radian such a good reporter? She covers the story from every angle.
34 Why was the parent function upset with its child? It was stretched to its limit.
35 Why won’t the circles invite the ellipses over for dinner? They are too eccentric.
36 Why were the similar triangles weighing themselves? They were finding their scale.
37 Why did the right triangle divide it’s adjacent side and it’s hypotenuse? Just Cos.
38 What do you get when you cross a linebacker with a computer geek? A linear programmer.
39 Why did the students like their trigonometry teacher? He never gave homework asSINments.
40 What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of Mountain Everest? A high-pot-in-use.
41 Why did the 30-60-90 triangle marry the 45-45-90 triangle? They were right for each other.
42 What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi.
43 Where do circles, ellipses, hyperbolas and parabolas like to hang out in the summer? Coney Island.
44 What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito? Nothing. You know you can’t cross a scalar and a vector.
45 What shape is usually waiting for you at Starbucks? A line.
46 Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach? Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don’t need the sun.
47 What did the math teacher commit when she murdered someone? A sin.
48 What did the student say when when the witch doctor removed the curse? Hexagon.
49 Why wasn’t the geometry teacher at school? Because she sprained her angle.
50 Why didn’t the chicken cross to the other side of the inequality? It couldn’t get past the boundary line.
