Ruin a date in four words

R-unknown

85 posts

Joined December 2015

R-unknown 2017-06-29T07:44:57+00:00

so, who are you ?

"..."

Caput Mortuum

1,854 posts

Joined March 2016

Caput Mortuum 2017-06-29T18:12:26+00:00

i like browsing maymays

twitter • pixiv

zero manners

9 posts

Joined July 2017

zero manners 2017-07-11T21:01:42+00:00

''you have money, right?''

is goblin slayer rape please tell me before i watch it in front of my mom on the big s c r e e n ):

johnmedina999

296 posts

Joined October 2016

Topic Starter

johnmedina999 2017-07-14T05:02:50+00:00

zero manners wrote:
''you have money, right?''

"You have zero manners!"

45Traeath

388 posts

Joined February 2016

45Traeath 2017-07-26T14:44:44+00:00

Would piss you off.

[Mar. 19th 2019 Update]
_10% procrastinating too much around too many games (Only SV2 on "Osu!", I'm quitting, still trying to ****-mapping)
_0.5% ****-mapping
_25% enjoying this thread
_64% (forced to be) enjoying life
_0.5% trying to get back to books I'm supposed to read / translation stuff (minor hobby)

Meah

733 posts

Joined November 2014

Meah 2017-07-26T15:19:53+00:00

I love sharp needles

Achromalia

213 posts

Joined November 2016

Achromalia 2018-07-28T08:26:16+00:00

"Look for someone else."

if imagination were made manifest...

LyanPlaysGames

21 posts

Joined November 2016

LyanPlaysGames 2018-07-28T08:41:35+00:00

*sees bulge* *unzip's pants*

why am i here

Husa

176 posts

Joined April 2016

Husa 2018-07-28T09:09:32+00:00

Sorry, date is ruined.

Fixedys

1 post

Joined February 2017

Fixedys 2018-07-28T09:35:58+00:00

'Wait, who are you?'

What if instant ramen was actually instant? Like you're sitting there and you're like "Man, I really want some ramen right now," and BAM a bowl of instant ramen is in your hands, a dollar is gone from your wallet. Instant noodles.

45Traeath

388 posts

Joined February 2016

45Traeath 2018-07-28T09:37:33+00:00

I was not serious

[Mar. 19th 2019 Update]
_10% procrastinating too much around too many games (Only SV2 on "Osu!", I'm quitting, still trying to ****-mapping)
_0.5% ****-mapping
_25% enjoying this thread
_64% (forced to be) enjoying life
_0.5% trying to get back to books I'm supposed to read / translation stuff (minor hobby)

TeeArctic1

69 posts

Joined December 2014

TeeArctic1 2018-07-28T13:47:03+00:00

"Wow, you look... different"

Once got a date by using a pun on a politician as a pick-up line
Future dictator shitposter

clover

176 posts

Joined April 2015

clover 2018-07-28T14:45:31+00:00

"I sell essential oils"

Dialect

1,522 posts

Joined May 2018

Dialect 2018-07-28T15:09:03+00:00

i lost my virginity

KemZii

172 posts

Joined August 2017

KemZii 2018-07-28T16:20:04+00:00

I am a trap

Dialect

1,522 posts

Joined May 2018

Dialect 2018-07-28T18:35:39+00:00

KemZii wrote:
I am a trap

TeeArctic1

69 posts

Joined December 2014

TeeArctic1 2018-07-28T18:55:22+00:00

"I like reverse traps"

Once got a date by using a pun on a politician as a pick-up line
Future dictator shitposter

Dialect

1,522 posts

Joined May 2018

Dialect 2018-07-28T18:58:31+00:00

ruby is my waifu

TeeArctic1

69 posts

Joined December 2014

TeeArctic1 2018-07-28T19:01:28+00:00

You have crap taste

Once got a date by using a pun on a politician as a pick-up line
Future dictator shitposter

Fixedys

1 post

Joined February 2017

Fixedys 2018-07-28T20:10:46+00:00

'A horrible decision, really.'

What if instant ramen was actually instant? Like you're sitting there and you're like "Man, I really want some ramen right now," and BAM a bowl of instant ramen is in your hands, a dollar is gone from your wallet. Instant noodles.

Rhyth8

145 posts

Joined July 2015

Rhyth8 2018-07-29T00:04:32+00:00

What gender are you?

TeeArctic1

69 posts

Joined December 2014

TeeArctic1 2018-07-29T00:23:19+00:00

"I identify as trash"

Once got a date by using a pun on a politician as a pick-up line
Future dictator shitposter

keremaru

217 posts

Joined November 2017

keremaru 2018-07-29T01:21:48+00:00

i will hunt you

fortnite battle pass

Dialect

1,522 posts

Joined May 2018

Dialect 2018-07-29T03:08:36+00:00

FUCK ALL THESE BITCHES! [raid]

Husa

176 posts

Joined April 2016

Husa 2018-07-29T04:38:34+00:00

I can farm despacito

vinnicci

318 posts

Joined December 2015

vinnicci 2018-07-29T04:54:17+00:00

I'll rape you later

^- -- -^(=ↀωↀ=)

TeeArctic1

69 posts

Joined December 2014

TeeArctic1 2018-07-29T10:35:51+00:00

Nutella mayo sandwiches! Yum!

Once got a date by using a pun on a politician as a pick-up line
Future dictator shitposter

KemZii

172 posts

Joined August 2017

KemZii 2018-07-29T12:03:46+00:00

I play osu OwO

45Traeath

388 posts

Joined February 2016

45Traeath 2018-07-29T20:45:33+00:00

Actually, I like............ her.

[Mar. 19th 2019 Update]
_10% procrastinating too much around too many games (Only SV2 on "Osu!", I'm quitting, still trying to ****-mapping)
_0.5% ****-mapping
_25% enjoying this thread
_64% (forced to be) enjoying life
_0.5% trying to get back to books I'm supposed to read / translation stuff (minor hobby)

keremaru

217 posts

Joined November 2017

keremaru 2018-07-29T22:51:26+00:00

your dad's way hotter

fortnite battle pass

TeeArctic1

69 posts

Joined December 2014

TeeArctic1 2018-07-29T22:56:37+00:00

You look better asleep

Once got a date by using a pun on a politician as a pick-up line
Future dictator shitposter

keremaru

217 posts

Joined November 2017

keremaru 2018-07-29T22:59:03+00:00

she isn't my kid

fortnite battle pass

TeeArctic1

69 posts

Joined December 2014

TeeArctic1 2018-07-29T23:53:30+00:00

My dad is paying

Once got a date by using a pun on a politician as a pick-up line
Future dictator shitposter

keremaru

217 posts

Joined November 2017

keremaru 2018-07-30T01:15:02+00:00

you're not my sister

fortnite battle pass

Dialect

1,522 posts

Joined May 2018

Dialect 2018-07-30T05:55:59+00:00

hey wanna have sex?

Achromalia

213 posts

Joined November 2016

Achromalia 2018-07-30T06:42:37+00:00

My name is MinNin.

(Revenge. I challenge you to a match of Connect 4.)

if imagination were made manifest...

KemZii

172 posts

Joined August 2017

KemZii 2018-07-30T11:48:17+00:00

I am from Finland.

Fixedys

1 post

Joined February 2017

Fixedys 2018-07-30T13:05:59+00:00

You smell different awake..

What if instant ramen was actually instant? Like you're sitting there and you're like "Man, I really want some ramen right now," and BAM a bowl of instant ramen is in your hands, a dollar is gone from your wallet. Instant noodles.

Husa

176 posts

Joined April 2016

Husa 2018-07-30T13:39:00+00:00

I name-changed from Achromalia :^)

Geem

12 posts

Joined March 2018

Geem 2018-07-30T14:03:38+00:00

Your sister tasted better.

Mentally challenged.