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Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench

Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

He panicked and called the police to help him.

When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.

When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.

4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.

Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.

Lets just say this is probably one bad date that Xing will never forget.

You can see a news video on it here.
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/08/07/man-almost-loses-penis-humping-steel-bench/

Discuss.
Pokebis
Fetishes are some of the most awesome things in this world.

Benches need love too!
ash
old news
Neo@lex
Shirotora_old

neo@lex wrote:

I suggest rape.
Slain087
One has to wonder why the man didn't just go to a nearby restroom and masturbate. I mean, come on, you can do much better than a bench.
Xiao_old

Slain087 wrote:

One has to wonder why the man didn't just go to a nearby restroom and masturbate. I mean, come on, you can do much better than a bench.
Masturbating isn't as sexy as a bench :(
fdtoonsman
lol penis is a sex thing

Anyway, wow. Who tries and have sex with a bench? Everyone knows monkey bars are way sexier and... wow I need to stop.

Also, it would be funny if they guy's name was Wang. HAHAHAH.
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Rolled
I asked the doctors not to go public with this :/
Asher005
Maybe the bench liked it too? Maybe it was asking for it?
Some of da worlds greatest mysterys!! 8-)
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