requesting lock
Mapsets should remain in the modding process for as long as possible. Mappers should avoid having their sets qualified quickly. This is to ensure that the beatmaps in question have been improved to the point where they are deemed worthy of being qualified.
I am never opening letterboxes again.levesterz wrote:
i like posting video
Holy shit, every day is a school day.Myke Yukiteru wrote:
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia- Fear of the number 666.
Well how are we supposed to name the fan club?Allmynamestaken wrote:
meanwhile I have no fanclub
Do you really want itt?Allmynamestaken wrote:
meanwhile I have no fanclub
It would be cool to have one but I don't think I'm worthy, also that was a repost.levesterz wrote:
Do you really want itt?Allmynamestaken wrote:
meanwhile I have no fanclub
Where the hell is Demiboy and Demigirl?Allmynamestaken wrote:
SPOILERHere is a list of all 58 genders
Agender
Androgyne
Androgynous
Bigender
Cis
Cisgender
Cis Female
Cis Male
Cis Man
Cis Woman
Cisgender Female
Cisgender Male
Cisgender Man
Cisgender Woman
Female to Male
FTM
Gender Fluid
Gender Nonconforming
Gender Questioning
Gender Variant
Genderqueer
Intersex
Male to Female
MTF
Neither
Neutrois
Non-binary
Other
Pangender
Trans
Trans*
Trans Female
Trans* Female
Trans Male
Trans* Male
Trans Man
Trans* Man
Trans Person
Trans* Person
Trans Woman
Trans* Woman
Transfeminine
Transgender
Transgender Female
Transgender Male
Transgender Man
Transgender Person
Transgender Woman
Transmasculine
Transsexual
Transsexual Female
Transsexual Male
Transsexual Man
Transsexual Person
Transsexual Woman
Two-Spirit
B1rd and Mahogany like to debate a lot on the internet, but one-day Mahogany is moving to a new school in Japan, as he arrives in Mahou Shoujo Magical Doki Doki Akademy, he found out that B1rd is moving to the same school, now Maho is paralysed in shock. B1rd also found out that Maho is moving to the same school too, denying reality, B1rd runs away. But suddenly he bumped into Maho. They looked at each other with a surprised eye, B1rd slaps Maho and calls him an idiot and then runs away. After school, Maho found B1rd's bag, it was full of hisAllmynamestaken wrote:
I want to commit reposting.
for fucks sakejohnmedina999 wrote:
B1rd and Mahogany like to debate a lot on the internet, but one-day Mahogany is moving to a new school in Japan, as he arrives in Mahou Shoujo Magical Doki Doki Akademy, he found out that B1rd is moving to the same school, now Maho is paralysed in shock. B1rd also found out that Maho is moving to the same school too, denying reality, B1rd runs away. But suddenly he bumped into Maho. They looked at each other with a surprised eye, B1rd slaps Maho and calls him an idiot and then runs away. After school, Maho found B1rd's bag, it was full of hisAllmynamestaken wrote:
I want to commit reposting.sweaty clothingOSU! SKIN, Maho sucked hisshirt, "It got B1rd's spilt food on it" Maho said. Maho also found hispantsu, it has pink strikes, Maho proceeds to sniff it, it's making him loses his mind. Then B1rd jumped in, seeing his bag got savagely ravaged, B1rd blushes and hits Maho right in the face. MAHO TAKES IT as he grabs B1rd's body, B1rd tries to flee but it's no use. "L-let me go, you creep!~" said B1rd, Maho grabs even harder after those words, Maho whispers to B1rd's ear "You know, I can't stop thinking about you after we first met" and continues to nibble on his ear. B1rd let out a cute little moan as he didn't realise what is going on. Maho continues to pull down B1rd's top and starts to lick his armpits but not before biting his shoulders. B1rd breathes heavily, as his mind is going blank, "S-stop it!" He yells. Maho ignores every of his word and pulls down his pants. "Oh, you're not wearing any panties today? Such a naughty boy" with a seductive voice by Maho. Then Maho starts pulling his slider up and down with a rapid speed, B1rd just can't take it, he spurts out a lot of PP all over the floor."Oh my, look at all of this PP" said Maho then he uses his belt and B1rd's own belt from the bag to tie B1rd up. B1rd is wrapped up, his legs is on full spread exposing every bit of his body, "You looks so cute in this embarrassing position" said my Maho then Maho hits B1rd's hit circle, "YAMETEEE~~" B1rd yells. The two clash in righteous Osu! Multiplayer while making animal-like noises, they also confess to each other a little bit saying that they really enjoyed their time debating to each other, they actually made a little bit of friendship after that play. They're about to reach climax, Maho streamed all over B1rd's body, "It's leaking out" B1rd says. They both had a good laugh after knowing their enemies are not really that bad after all. They promised to each other "Let's make some more debates ok?".
The end.
Whoever came up with this word is a dick to people who have Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.Myke Yukiteru wrote:
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia- Fear of long words.
And it used to be my userpageisopaharuntikka wrote:
that comic is the pinnacle of storytelling
Jumping gif is better in my opinionisopaharuntikka wrote:
why did you remove it? every time i read it i feel like im going to cry
Allmynamestaken wrote:
This is a story of what I went through a couple years ago. I didn't feel like sharing until now since it haunted me for some time. I just want to get
this off my chest, and leave it behind.
It was just another weekend of me wasting my life away, playing osu!. I finished catching up to the newly ranked maps and felt like exploring the
pending section. I was searching for a map that would blow my mind away, just like the first time I saw Knife Party - Centipede. Most maps with
extreme difficulty were crap, either troll maps or some other fucked up abomination. A good amount of time passed since I started browsing, and I
started to get bored.
I had thought on clicking that “x” on the tab, but noticed a map with a strange name. Its title looked screwed up as if the romanization did not
work properly. It had one difficulty and was less than a minute long. I don't remember the mapper but I think he was Australian, but looking back, it
wouldn’t be surprising if he used a VPN. What I do remember is that the map’s description was as follows,
"01110011011011110111001001110010011110010111000001101111011011110111001001110011011011110111010101101100011100000110
11000110000101111001011011010110000101110000"
Since I had nothing better to do, bored me decided to break the code. I remember trying every hash decrypter online just to find out that it was
just ASCII in binary. I was ready to throw out my laptop out the window, but took a breather instead. I came back and took a look at what it said.
It translates to something I still can’t forget, "sorrypoorsoulplaymap". Judging by the crazy high BPM, I was expecting it to be one of those maps
that even auto would have trouble on. I decided it would be my last map for the day and play it for funsies. I proceeded to download the map and
import it into osu!, but I heard nothing after the import… It was total silence. Yes, I did check my volume settings and it was a blank track.
Most maps with blanked out tracks have hitsounds, so I unticked "ignore beatmap hitsounds" just in case. I was tired after that grueling code
cracking, but didn’t skip the intro since it was quite short. While looking at the skip button, I realized the texture was a bit glitched. I believe osu!
didn’t have the memory leaks or texture corruption bugs back then, so I still don’t know how that was possible.
As I sat through the song, I noticed the progress display showing that the beatmap was halfway done. There was not a single note played so far,
which puzzled me. It was around the last 2 seconds where all of the sudden something on screen flashed just scrolled through and the results
screen appeared. Zero 300's, zero 200's, zero 100's... and there was a negative number for the miss count. I am unsure how at least the million
notes didn’t manage to lag shit on my piece of toaster trash, but needless to say, it was a troll map.
The following day I went on osu! to grind some pp. I didn't feel like playing the standard mode, so I switched to mania. I was a 100k scrub at that
time, barely making it to 3 stars. I remember trying to pass Monster (DotEXE Remix) for hours on end. I decided to play it, expecting to miss
randomly as always due to those freakn’ SV’s. I skipped the intro and was presented with a black screen. There were no notes.. This was a clear
indicator the game was fucking up. I was thinking to alt-tab out for some time, but it seems I waited long enough for the map to reach the end.
However, something weird happened. I once again saw a flash on the screen, something scrolling past, and the results screen popped up. Misses:
zero, 50's: zero, 100's: zero, 200's: zero, 300's: zero, Perfects... 583. It was a full 1,000,000 score, getting myself #1 in the global ranks.
At this point my mind was blank. I didn't hit a single note, but I got full perfect! It was absurd. I clicked on another song I had struggled with at the
time called Mermaid Girl. Again, there was a black background, no notes. 927 perfect's, full 1,000,000 score! Now, what would a typical noob do
given this godly power? You guessed it, play the hardest map. So I scrolled to AiAe and clicked it. Seeing me #1 on the map’s leaderboard was
weird. I did nothing, yet I beat everyone. AND HOLY SHIT, That 780 pp!
Looking back, bancho was REALLY slacking if it couldn’t tell something’s up. The osu! community, however, caught on quickly (now I know it was
osugame). It didn't take long for me to start getting PM’s from players accusing me of hacking. My response: "I am not a hacker. I am just playing
the maps". I didn’t know any better at the time. It was a couple months since I first started playing osu! I didn't know how everything worked. Get banned? Nope, didn't even cross my mind! I went on to become the #1 in the world, surpassing Ideu- in mania at the time. And then I thought,
why not dominate other gamemodes too?
I lasted maybe a day until the inevitable happened. There was not much else to do other than tell about this supposed magical map that used some
glitch in osu! to allow me to perfect every map. I spent at least an hour painstakingly scrolling through the thousands of maps I had, trying to find
that glitched map until I remembered that I can sort by date added. It should have been near the bottom of the list, but it wasn't. It wasn't even
in the songs folder. Spending hours trying to find this cursed map on the beatmap listing was also resulted in a fail. Maybe bloodcat had it, but how
the fuck do you write that jumbled mess of a title?
I had nothing else to do but hope the osu! staff believed me. I submitted an appeal request saying that I just played maps, something flashed, and
I got a full perfect. The osu! staff did not disappoint me! I got an email back saying, "You are not telling the truth. Tell the truth or Fuck Off!". How
was I supposed to explain this anomaly? I sent them a reply explaining that I was telling the truth. I explained how the map is not there anymore, gave the mapper's name and everything. Unfortunately, there was no proof. Neither the mapper nor the beat-map existed.. And now my old
account doesn't exist. However, I did get a middle-finger meme from peppy in the email, which was rather sweet of him.
I decided not to create drama on the forums and reddit since I doubted it would get my account back. It was only a couple months when I
decided to fuck the rules and make a new account. All info about me was wiped anyway, nobody should know who I was. Then why did I decide
to tell this now? I feel like I needed get rid of a haunted part of my past. And it doesn't matter to me that my previous identity got wiped
anymore. I got over it.
If you read through this far, then thank you. I won’t be answering any questions regarding this, so the mods can just lock this. Sorry. It’s not
something I like to talk about and the fact that I mustered up the courage to even post this is enough
I had nothing else to do but hope the osu! staff believed me.
but hope the osu! staff believed me
hopeHOPE??????