A little long but I found it hilarious:
part 1
“That ability halves everything in his surroundings. In other words, if the Hakuryukou became serious, the Rias Gremory’s bust will also be halved.”
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Yes? My thoughts soared more they ever had before, and my mind was full of only question marks. (!)
I couldn’t understand. This talk that destroyed my worldview from its entire base. I completely could not understand it. However, an extraordinary fury arising from the bottom suddenly ruled my entire body.
Breasts will be halved.
Buchou’s breasts will be halved.
I moved my head mechanically and turned my gaze towards Buchou. After Buchou saw my expression, she just shuddered just a little in fear. Yeah, Buchou’s breasts. Those fantastic breast. The breasts I love.
My everything. My world. My—. They’ll be halved…? Buchou’s breasts?
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“Don’t”
Yeah. I’ve decided.
“Don’t fuck with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!”
I’ll kill Vali—. I’ll absolutely kill Vali—!
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Yes? My thoughts soared more they ever had before, and my mind was full of only question marks. (!)
I couldn’t understand. This talk that destroyed my worldview from its entire base. I completely could not understand it. However, an extraordinary fury arising from the bottom suddenly ruled my entire body.
Breasts will be halved.
Buchou’s breasts will be halved.
I moved my head mechanically and turned my gaze towards Buchou. After Buchou saw my expression, she just shuddered just a little in fear. Yeah, Buchou’s breasts. Those fantastic breast. The breasts I love.
My everything. My world. My—. They’ll be halved…? Buchou’s breasts?
……
“Don’t”
Yeah. I’ve decided.
“Don’t fuck with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!”
I’ll kill Vali—. I’ll absolutely kill Vali—!
part 2
Kuh! Just imagining it makes me shudder! It’s an unforgivable act even for God to halve those fantastic breasts! I caught up with Vali who was moving at the speed of light with no trouble.
“This is for Buchou’s breasts!”
A hit to Vali’s abdomen with my right fist! In my mind, Buchou’s breasts shook!
[Divide!!]
At the same time I activated the Hakuryukou power I had just transplanted and felt the aura covering Vali decrease sharply.
“Guha!”
Vali spat out bile from his mouth! I continued attacking like that without interference!
“This is for Akeno-san’s breasts!”
A hit to the face! Alright! I completely broke his helmet! In my mind, Akeno-san’s breasts bounced!
“This is for Asia’s still growing breasts!”
The jets on his back from which his wings of light originated were destroyed! In my mind, Asia’s breasts grew!
“This is for Zenovia’s breasts!”
I vigorously kicked him high in the air! In my mind, Zenovia’s breasts were pleased!
“Finally! This is for Koneko-chan’s breasts that would disappear if they were halveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!”
I tackled him with extreme speed! In my mind, Koneko-chan’s breasts cried!
“Gahah!”
Vali vomited blood from my extreme tackle. Yeah, serves you right!
“This is for Buchou’s breasts!”
A hit to Vali’s abdomen with my right fist! In my mind, Buchou’s breasts shook!
[Divide!!]
At the same time I activated the Hakuryukou power I had just transplanted and felt the aura covering Vali decrease sharply.
“Guha!”
Vali spat out bile from his mouth! I continued attacking like that without interference!
“This is for Akeno-san’s breasts!”
A hit to the face! Alright! I completely broke his helmet! In my mind, Akeno-san’s breasts bounced!
“This is for Asia’s still growing breasts!”
The jets on his back from which his wings of light originated were destroyed! In my mind, Asia’s breasts grew!
“This is for Zenovia’s breasts!”
I vigorously kicked him high in the air! In my mind, Zenovia’s breasts were pleased!
“Finally! This is for Koneko-chan’s breasts that would disappear if they were halveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!”
I tackled him with extreme speed! In my mind, Koneko-chan’s breasts cried!
“Gahah!”
Vali vomited blood from my extreme tackle. Yeah, serves you right!
