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Blitzfrog
388 posts
Joined March 2016
Topic Starter
Blitzfrog
Was that a verse? Or was that just an ugly swine
letting poop flow out of his fat intestines?
I'm an immortal, kiddy
And i'm about to to end your bloodline
So bow down before Blitz
And I'll extend your time.

I would punch you, but I don't hit puny girls
You can't even tell NZ from Aussie, you're a disgrace to the world
You think you've got checkmate? I don't think so
Get yourself a chair mate, cus you're high as f*** bro.

My rap is an emitter of flows
Nothing but excellent.
You're a bitter fourteen year old,
spitting your Enetro-excrement.
I'm the best at doing this,
I'm the real OG.
I'll fight you while I piss,
And I'll beat you see:
Your function is to call quits,
And I'm the MC.
You wanna rap against Blitz?
Start by hitting puberty.


Yo all for raps, no offense, we're friends
Blitzfrog
388 posts
Joined March 2016
Topic Starter
Blitzfrog
WHO WON?
johnmedina999
296 posts
Joined October 2016
johnmedina999
Time to derail this thread
and steal the show.
Time to unleash my rhymes to the world;
Ready? Here we go.

I don't like to fight,
my rhyming style is smoother.
Hardcore rapping is not my highlight,
I rhyme for the world; my rhymes help soothe her.

I think of rhyming as poetry,
better than anything you two can come up with,
I think you two are thinking of rhymes in a hurry,
My rhyming will beat both of you in style, 'cause I have skills like a goldsmith.

"Who won?" Asks Blitzfrog? Well, isn't it clear?
My smooth style is undeniably the winner here.
Blitzfrog
388 posts
Joined March 2016
Topic Starter
Blitzfrog
My raps are smooth, I make her groove.
I watched her move, and that thing grew.
I tried to stop, but out it popped.
It stayed up top and wouldn't drop.
She sees it now, I quickly bow.
She sends a smile, I'm immobile.
My heart beats hard, I look-lika retard
I'was caught offguard, so I said "Let's trade cards"
She glares at me, oh boy I'm dead.
I blame my stupid little head.
Then she held my hand and gently said
"Let's go in and get to bed."
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
Don't take this diss literally johnmedina999

First things first, let me agree with you
Because raps = poetry, the sweet thing to do
And plus, I'm nice with all the ladies around
But let's drop the bass now, broaden the sound
First things first: "johnmedina999"?
Are you a Muslim or something, going to that holy line
I'm a peacemaker, but not when it comes to raps
But this is just for fun, so I'm closing the gap
Blitzfrog and I can rap just as level as you
You think we're gone but we will come back out of the blue
Call me the amalgamate of kindness and Pitbull: you see,
I got the enthusiasm and feel the music happily

And true I have a crush, I get people with my moves *dabs*
So I don't need to get laid, just put them in the groove *whips*
My verse can be long, so of course let's do this *moonwalks*
And your disses stink, just like a fish dish *does a frontroll*

Aw yea. Can't wait for your guys' next verses
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
johnmedina won
Blitzfrog
388 posts
Joined March 2016
Topic Starter
Blitzfrog

Meah wrote:

johnmedina won
Clear winner tbh
johnmedina999
296 posts
Joined October 2016
johnmedina999
Not bad, not bad poetry.
I see you've a bone to pick with me.
Well, I'm all about increasing the entropy
So let me write you a symphony
About you, DJ E.
(I hope you don't take this seriously)

DJ Enetro, is that really your name?
I don't want to fight,
But you really need to step up your game.
I know mine sucks, but not worse than yours,
Enetro? I think you need to end it, bro.

I don't know much about you, you're new.
But I hope we can get along in the future, I really do.

Welcome to OT, the home of shitposting.
Where we spam threads, have fun,
And put Blitzfrog up for roasting.

I hope you'll enjoy your visit or stay,
And whenever you need help,
Just ask me; I'll help you find your way.

(Also thanks Meah, for backing me up,
But it really isn't necessary,
As the winner was clearly me.)

P.S. If you can contribute to finding PLANET//SHAPER samples in my sig, that would be great. No one is participating, and it makes me exasperate.
Blitzfrog
388 posts
Joined March 2016
Topic Starter
Blitzfrog

johnmedina999 wrote:

Well, I'm all about increasing the entropy
You got me.
You got me good.
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
"Entropy" was the main basis for this username. Your raps are good.

Can anyone check out my rough draft of my beatmap?

Hydra by F-777

p.s. the only difficulty at present is meant to be easy
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-Makishima S-
2,434 posts
Joined August 2013
-Makishima S-
Who are you again? ^
clover
176 posts
Joined April 2015
clover

[Taiga] wrote:

Who are you again? ^
what, you don't know the internet sensation DJ Enetro?
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
Lol thanks
Comfy Slippers
194 posts
Joined April 2015
Comfy Slippers
hello ot, im
Serraionga
11,477 posts
Joined November 2014
Serraionga
never heard of the swift type

is that a new pokemon game????????
kai99
1,123 posts
Joined July 2013
kai99
gotta catch em all
Comfy Slippers
194 posts
Joined April 2015
Comfy Slippers

Serraionga wrote:

never heard of the swift type

is that a new pokemon game????????
thank abraker's osuskills sig-thing for this cancer gimmick that ill force from now on
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
I'm furious + psychic
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
deez nuts on your chin
Caradine
Caradine

Meah wrote:

deez nuts on your chin
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Blitzfrog
388 posts
Joined March 2016
Topic Starter
Blitzfrog
Fight me
kai99
1,123 posts
Joined July 2013
kai99

Caradine wrote:

Meah wrote:

deez nuts on your chin
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Luqanted
815 posts
Joined November 2013
Luqanted
:)
kai99
1,123 posts
Joined July 2013
kai99
hi luqanted
Blitzfrog
388 posts
Joined March 2016
Topic Starter
Blitzfrog
hi kai
kai99
1,123 posts
Joined July 2013
kai99
fu too
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah

Meah wrote:

kai99 wrote:

hi im new here and i genuinely have no idea thefuck is happening. will it get better as I come here more often?
yes, we need you
Blitzfrog
388 posts
Joined March 2016
Topic Starter
Blitzfrog

kai99 wrote:

fu too
I'm ready
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
WHY DON'T YOU ALL ROAST ME RIGHT NOW
kai99
1,123 posts
Joined July 2013
kai99

Blitzfrog wrote:

I'm ready
here is some blitz for u
abraker
Global Moderator
8,295 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker
This thread outgrew itself.
It's going to place.
Places even I am scared to think about
Please don't think of it
This is dark
dark
my lord, so dark
nothing
I'm in an abyss
Caradine
Caradine
dank
Comfy Slippers
194 posts
Joined April 2015
Comfy Slippers
hi, im new
kai99
1,123 posts
Joined July 2013
kai99
today i found my daddy
Luqanted
815 posts
Joined November 2013
Luqanted
didnt u already found me
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
RAP ON THE FFA RAP BATTLE 2 THREAD PLS
johnmedina999
296 posts
Joined October 2016
johnmedina999

DJ Enetro wrote:

RAP ON THE FFA RAP BATTLE 2 THREAD PLS
Nah fam
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
Why not, it shouldn't die
Yukitemi
90 posts
Joined October 2015
Yukitemi
W8 where am I? I'm lost.
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah

Yukitemi wrote:

W8 where am I? I'm lost.
You're not, I erased your memories.
Welcome home :D
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