As the sun rose from the horizon, the sunlight peered into everyone's windows.
A diner at two blocks opened their television. A psychology show was in the timeslot. It was hard to figure out what they were talking about, but some words like "The Dunning Kruger Effect" and "T-T-T-Triple Kill!" stands out in the conversation.
FIRST BLOOD: The Dunning Kruger Effect is dead. It is Wojjan. Alignment Town.The diner's manager got bored, so he clicked the remote and flipped it in to some anime channel. Episode 8 of Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann was playing.
Kamina is dead. He is Quaraezha. Alignment Town.
The episode was then interrupted by urgent news. The news anchor wiped her sweat dripping from her disheveled hair.
"Rebecca Black, known for her hit single "Friday," died in a tragic car accident while loudly trying to decipher which seat of the car she should sit in. Both her and her producer Patrice Wilson were killed instantly in a head-on collision. "
Rebecca Black is dead. She is Mashley. Alignment Independent.
"In other news. The Whole phylum Tardigrada went extinct according WWF. Tardigrades are able to survive in extreme environments that would kill almost any other animal. It was a surprise to every scientist how did the mass extinction happen. 'They just, disappeared.' according to Adam et al (2046)..."
Tardigrade is dead. It is adam2046. Alignment Town.
"This just in: Local spirit healer and worship leader found dead on some back alley in New York, NY. According to the police it was probably an assasination by the business big player Phari C. Inc...."
The Messiah is dead. He is dkun. Alignment Classified Information.
After the news was over, a commercial of Justin Bieber's world tour appeared. The manager of the diner instinctively flipped the channel to Discovery channel. The show was Man Vs. Wild, but the faces were not familiar in this case.
"Bear Grylls, our fellow comrade, went to an expedition to Panau island. He was officially declared missing.... uhh... *sob*... uhh... One informer said that he was caught in the crossfire of the Panauan government and a terrorist named "Scorpio". No body was found however. Let's pray from Bear Grylls, everyone."
Bear Grylls is dead. He is bmin11. Alignment Neutral.The manager sighed. What an eventful night he thought. Several customers entered the door, and the busy day started again.
Day 2 has officially started. You can talk now.
Kaiba has informed me that no lynch was unfair and it should be illegal, like how mentioning death in 4kids is illegal.
I replied: "You read the rules, didn't you?"
"Screw the rules I have money!" he said in a cliche way.
He made an offer I can't refuse.
Rule 4 is re-amended:
4. No lynch is not fine. Lynch will be by majority. If no majority occurs after the deadline, the player with the most votes is lynched. If voting ends up in a tie, a random player would be lynched.
As a result, this game now has slight bastardry, though I guarantee that it is for balance reasons.