Fuck the 5 minute marathon thing. I want to map one difficulty, pour all my love and hard work into it and be proud of that one baby. Unfortunately, 4:24 needs to have 2 more difficulties. It took 1.5 months to map a 4.67 star map that long. I have work, I have a life, and I can't be bothered with making more than that. I can't be bothered mapping more than one diff of anything long than 2:30. I'd rather complain about the lack of ranked maps than waste my time doing this.
Oh hear this:
this is a numbers name not a rhythm game
/satire
/rant
Oh hear this:
- Newbie: Will you map this for me?
Veteran: Read rules, map it yourself
Newbie: ok...
<later>
Newbie: I made a new map! Wanna play it?
Veteran: Your map is cancer. Why are you mapping 9 stars?
Newbie: <sad face>
<later>
Newbie: I made a new map! Wanna play it?
Veteran: Not bad, you should go for rank!
Newbie: okai ^_^
<later>
Newbie: It took my daytime job and my first born, but the full difficulty spread for a 4:30 map is finally complete!
Veteran: Nice here is a star. Go get mods
Newbie: oh ok... ^_^
<later>
Newbie: Nobody wants to mod my map. They are all busy!!! >_<
Veteran: Gotta looks some more
Newbie:
<later>
Newbie: Map is ranked. Took like a year. Lost my brain in some drama over a slider, but it's ok now
Veteran: Sweet. How much pp does it give?
Newbie: Maybe 200 on DTHR
Veteran: Eh ok...
Newbie: ... so I... uh rank more maps?
Veteran: ye ye, we always need more maps!
<later>
Newbie: Ranked a new map!
Veteran: OH HO pp shower!
Newbie: Yay!
Others: "Fucking pp map" "oh pp" "pogchamp cookiezi 900pp"
Newbie: Wow I like people liking my map. People like numbers.
<later>
Veteran: So it looks like you are having so such a fun time mapping
Newbie: Yea, people like these jumps for some reason, so I make some more of them here and there
Veteran: Your maps are all jumps. How about some interesting sliders here and there?
Newbie: I learned this is a numbers name not a rhythm game
this is a numbers name not a rhythm game
/satire
/rant