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NM request ~
https://osu.ppy.sh/s/478670
Thanks in advance!
I got a black hole in my living room
https://osu.ppy.sh/s/478670
Thanks in advance!
I got a black hole in my living room
SPOILER
It's great. Really pulls the room together.
NM~ thanks!
Luck Life - Namae wo Yobu yo
Luck Life - Namae wo Yobu yo
#joke of the year
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.
And then it hit me.
And then it hit me.
Hi! NM req
I hope you'll take a look
also, this 100x funnier if you watch/read mob psycho 100
thanks!
edit: i forgot to put the map link this is dumb af https://osu.ppy.sh/s/328682
I hope you'll take a look
also, this 100x funnier if you watch/read mob psycho 100
thanks!
edit: i forgot to put the map link this is dumb af https://osu.ppy.sh/s/328682
https://osu.ppy.sh/s/397819 NM request!
here's joke
I lost my watch at a party once...
An hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was sexually harassing some woman at that party. Infuriated, I immediately went over, punched him and broke his nose. No one does that to a woman, not on my watch.
An hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was sexually harassing some woman at that party. Infuriated, I immediately went over, punched him and broke his nose. No one does that to a woman, not on my watch.
Hishiro Chizuru
https://osu.ppy.sh/s/545965
Knock knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive my jokes are as bad as this one.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive my jokes are as bad as this one.
NM Req!
https://osu.ppy.sh/s/550765
https://osu.ppy.sh/s/550765
Funny Funny Joke xd
The preschool teacher says, "We're going to do vocabulary today. Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?"
Mary raises her hand and exclaims, "Me me me!"
The teacher says, "Go ahead, what's the sentence?
Mary replies, "The sky is definitely blue."
"That's good, Mary," says the teacher, "but the sky can also be gray or white."
Sam raises his hand and states, "Grass is definitely green."
The teacher says, "That's good, Sam, but grass can be brown, too."
Little Johnny raises his hand and asks, "Do farts have lumps in them?
"The teacher says, "No Johnny, why do you ask that?"
Little Johnny replies, "Well, I definitely sh*t my pants."
Mary raises her hand and exclaims, "Me me me!"
The teacher says, "Go ahead, what's the sentence?
Mary replies, "The sky is definitely blue."
"That's good, Mary," says the teacher, "but the sky can also be gray or white."
Sam raises his hand and states, "Grass is definitely green."
The teacher says, "That's good, Sam, but grass can be brown, too."
Little Johnny raises his hand and asks, "Do farts have lumps in them?
"The teacher says, "No Johnny, why do you ask that?"
Little Johnny replies, "Well, I definitely sh*t my pants."
Hi !
NM request : https://osu.ppy.sh/s/544853
NM request : https://osu.ppy.sh/s/544853
Dark humor incoming
What is worst than a baby in a dumpster ?
A baby in two dumpsters.
A baby in two dumpsters.
Hihi
NM request: https://osu.ppy.sh/s/530545
NM request: https://osu.ppy.sh/s/530545
"Joke"
Me, jk
As a couple gets into bed, the husband starts to rub and kiss his wife. She turns over and says, "I'm sorry, honey. I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow, and I want to stay fresh." The husband sadly turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife. "Do you have a dentist appointment, too?"
As a couple gets into bed, the husband starts to rub and kiss his wife. She turns over and says, "I'm sorry, honey. I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow, and I want to stay fresh." The husband sadly turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife. "Do you have a dentist appointment, too?"
Hello ^^
What did the shoes say to the pants?
SUP, BRITCHES!
im not funny
https://osu.ppy.sh/b/1100265
hope you liked it
What did the shoes say to the pants?
SUP, BRITCHES!
im not funny
https://osu.ppy.sh/b/1100265
hope you liked it
NM request https://osu.ppy.sh/s/517125
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year.
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year.
NM request
https://osu.ppy.sh/s/549217
thank in advance
https://osu.ppy.sh/s/549217
joke?
555 mean The Thai pronunciation for number 5 is 'HA'(stressed and loud sound)
so when you see five-five-five that means we are laughing out loud HA-HA-HA
so when you see five-five-five that means we are laughing out loud HA-HA-HA
thank in advance
Howdy! NM it please: https://osu.ppy.sh/s/560415
SPOILER
There supposed to be a joke, but it was very shy and run away :c
When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
I hope you liked it,LOL
NM request,Thanks! https://osu.ppy.sh/s/532734
I hope you liked it,LOL
NM request,Thanks! https://osu.ppy.sh/s/532734
NM request https://osu.ppy.sh/b/1176421 thanks
SAO's second half is alright I guess...
SAO's second half is alright I guess...
NM request https://osu.ppy.sh/s/561153 tytyty! yee
My Grandpa once said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.
My Grandpa once said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.
NM Request: https://osu.ppy.sh/s/527078
Artist: TQ
Title: Oracle
I would genuinely appreciate your normal modding, thanks in advance if you accept it.
Artist: TQ
Title: Oracle
I would genuinely appreciate your normal modding, thanks in advance if you accept it.
Ok I'm here to share joke only
(actually my post is at previous page)
*sensitive content*
Have a good day sir*flies away*
(actually my post is at previous page)
*sensitive content*
1
so I was at the restaurant with my girlfriend and we decided to broke up
She start cry. Everyone thought I was proposed her and start clapping
She start cry. Everyone thought I was proposed her and start clapping
2
how to cook right amount of pasta:
1. Insert how much you think that you need
2. WRONG!
1. Insert how much you think that you need
2. WRONG!
3
-delete facebook account
-leave social media
-leaves city and start lives in Himalaya
-pigeons come with note
-open note
-candy crush request
-leave social media
-leaves city and start lives in Himalaya
-pigeons come with note
-open note
-candy crush request
4
me: Mom I love you so much!
mom: I dont have any money, try it with your dad
mom: I dont have any money, try it with your dad
5
she: what are we gonna do in our anniversary?
me: eat pizza
she: no, something more. . . romantic
me: eat pizza in rain
me: eat pizza
she: no, something more. . . romantic
me: eat pizza in rain
6
why fall in love when you can fall in stairs?
7*
do you know? Left handed people have higher chance to finish test faster than people with no hands
8
Emma Watson had to quit collage because every time she answer question right, someone said 3 points for griffindor
10*
what do countries call themself
Ireland - Eìre
Sweden - Sverige
Germany - Deutschland
USA - The greatest goddam country in the world
Ireland - Eìre
Sweden - Sverige
Germany - Deutschland
USA - The greatest goddam country in the world
11
number 9
Have a good day sir*flies away*
Hello! I will request a NM if still open
https://osu.ppy.sh/s/559814
I don't know any joke :'c but I can give a thing that made me laugh: owo
Thanks in Advance!
https://osu.ppy.sh/s/559814
I don't know any joke :'c but I can give a thing that made me laugh: owo
Thanks in Advance!
Hi o/
NM req please
Link : https://osu.ppy.sh/s/561935
(I hope you like deathmetal)
I don't know any good jokes sorry
Thank you ^^
NM req please
Link : https://osu.ppy.sh/s/561935
(I hope you like deathmetal)
I don't know any good jokes sorry
Thank you ^^
NM request thank you:)
https://osu.ppy.sh/s/555937
https://osu.ppy.sh/s/555937
NM req please:
https://osu.ppy.sh/s/559376
https://osu.ppy.sh/s/559376
Hi NM request please :>
http://osu.ppy.sh/s/563038
A funny joke, eh?
What was a more important invention than the first telephone?
The second one.
http://osu.ppy.sh/s/563038
A funny joke, eh?
What was a more important invention than the first telephone?
The second one.
NM req, thanks:)
https://osu.ppy.sh/s/535789
https://osu.ppy.sh/s/535789
https://osu.ppy.sh/s/548166
NM please, thank you!
NM please, thank you!