I am a professional whistler

Quaraezha

1,491 posts

Joined February 2011

Quaraezha 2011-05-27T17:32:25+00:00

I am a score whorer. I whore scores

Rantai

1,000 posts

Joined July 2010

Rantai 2011-05-27T17:33:23+00:00

I'm a thorough compounder. I compound thoroughly.

Always lurking.

Wojjan

806 posts

Joined August 2008

Wojjan 2011-05-27T17:38:17+00:00

I'm a dirty cheater. I cheat on dirt.

xoxo

Zlew

423 posts

Joined June 2010

Zlew 2011-05-27T18:03:22+00:00

I'm eternal newfag. I newfag the eternals.

Claudia_old

571 posts

Joined July 2010

Claudia_old 2011-05-27T18:43:12+00:00

I am a...

intermu wrote:
I am a professional hooker. I hook professionally.

Fuck you, you liar.

I am a internet hooker. I hook internetly.

DJ Sharpnel = ((Basshunter + Japanese)*1.5 Montonomy Multiplier)*40% higher vocal pitch

Mashley

2,042 posts

Joined September 2008

Mashley 2011-05-27T19:49:25+00:00

I am the Batman. I bat men.

Shiirn

2,896 posts

Joined August 2010

Shiirn 2011-05-27T20:02:00+00:00

I am a horrible person. I person horribly.

If you can see this it means I'm posting outside of the mapping forums and you should take anything I said with heaps of salt, or as purely intended for humor.

Musty

2,246 posts

Joined February 2010

Musty 2011-05-27T20:39:00+00:00

I'm Cookiezi. I'm Cookizieing fine.

a

Mismagius

9,237 posts

Joined July 2008

Mismagius 2011-05-27T21:14:47+00:00

Mashley wrote:
I am the Batman. I bat men.

I man bats*

Mashley

2,042 posts

Joined September 2008

Mashley 2011-05-27T21:40:01+00:00

I thought bat men sounded better.

Pokebis

2,047 posts

Joined April 2008

Pokebis 2011-05-27T21:42:37+00:00

I am Ephemeral. I lock good threads. Then I make bad threads. Then I edit good posts to make them worse.

Last edited by Pokebis 2011-05-28T17:56:11+00:00, edited 2 times in total.

It ends.

Mashley

2,042 posts

Joined September 2008

Mashley 2011-05-27T21:44:47+00:00

I am a Pokebis. I bis pokes.

awp

osu! Alumni

11,869 posts

Here since the beginning

awp 2011-05-27T21:45:08+00:00

I am a professional. I get paid to do the things I am a professional at.

Twally Spocks is best pony ♥
Proud user of Etna Sliders.
~~You'll never pierce my admintium armour.~~ Turns out, someone did!

Powerdrone

460 posts

Joined October 2009

Powerdrone 2011-05-27T21:51:06+00:00

I am a _______ ________. I _______ ________.

Maps

Daft Punk - Aerodynamic Pending
Chrissy Chlapecka - I'm So Hot WIP
Slayyyter - Devil WIP

Azure_Kite

osu! Alumni

3,217 posts

Joined February 2009

Azure_Kite 2011-05-27T22:12:49+00:00

awp wrote:
I am a professional. I get paid to do the things I am a professional at.

Winning post.

Mashley

2,042 posts

Joined September 2008

Mashley 2011-05-27T22:41:22+00:00

I am a beatmapper. I map beats.

dNextGen

dNextGen 2011-05-28T03:42:48+00:00

im an internet traveler,i travel with internet

Quaraezha

1,491 posts

Joined February 2011

Quaraezha 2011-05-28T04:49:17+00:00

I am a slowpoke. I poke slowly

jockeytiyan

1,269 posts

Joined July 2009

jockeytiyan 2011-05-28T07:21:32+00:00

I am yours truly. I truly yours.

Pizzicato

2,739 posts

Joined February 2011

Pizzicato 2011-05-28T07:40:57+00:00

im a hard player. i play hardly

ayy

boat

2,369 posts

Joined February 2010

boat 2011-05-28T11:26:08+00:00

Pizzicatto wrote:
im a hard player. i play hardly

"i hardly play" ?

signature

Shellghost

543 posts

Joined March 2009

Shellghost 2011-05-28T11:55:03+00:00

Pizzicatto wrote:
im a hard player. i play hard.

Fixed that for you.

awp wrote:
I mean, Off Topic is basically a giant trash can, but I'd still get pretty angry if I saw someone taking a shit in my trash can.

Powerdrone

460 posts

Joined October 2009

Powerdrone 2011-05-28T16:19:06+00:00

I'm in love with Judaaas, Judaaaas, Woaah oh oh oh woaaaah I'm in love with Judaaas, Judaaaaaas

I love Judas woaaah oh oh oh woaaaaah-ily.

Maps

Daft Punk - Aerodynamic Pending
Chrissy Chlapecka - I'm So Hot WIP
Slayyyter - Devil WIP

Kurowolfe

459 posts

Joined June 2010

Kurowolfe 2011-05-28T16:22:16+00:00

I'm a fireball spewer, I spew fireballs.
Credit to adam2046 for this.

aRiskOfRain

osu! Alumni

1,367 posts

Joined June 2009

aRiskOfRain 2011-05-28T17:32:14+00:00

Hey guys I think the idea is to be funny and/or clever.

it/its

Powerdrone

460 posts

Joined October 2009

Powerdrone 2011-05-28T17:33:24+00:00

I am a diamondcrash, I crash diamondly.

Maps

Daft Punk - Aerodynamic Pending
Chrissy Chlapecka - I'm So Hot WIP
Slayyyter - Devil WIP

Corin

910 posts

Joined January 2011

Corin 2011-05-28T22:30:40+00:00

I am a powerdrone, I drone powerfully

Claudia_old

571 posts

Joined July 2010

Claudia_old 2011-05-28T23:05:26+00:00

Corin wrote:
I am a powerdrone, I drone powerfully

don't you talk about my hubby like that!!11!!11

DJ Sharpnel = ((Basshunter + Japanese)*1.5 Montonomy Multiplier)*40% higher vocal pitch

Powerdrone

460 posts

Joined October 2009

Powerdrone 2011-05-29T01:02:43+00:00

I am an e-hooker, I hook e-ily.

Maps

Daft Punk - Aerodynamic Pending
Chrissy Chlapecka - I'm So Hot WIP
Slayyyter - Devil WIP

Claudia_old

571 posts

Joined July 2010

Claudia_old 2011-05-29T01:10:01+00:00

I am a high schooler. I school high-ly.

DJ Sharpnel = ((Basshunter + Japanese)*1.5 Montonomy Multiplier)*40% higher vocal pitch

Wojjan

806 posts

Joined August 2008

Wojjan 2011-05-29T09:39:55+00:00

I am a quick replier. I reply quickly.

xoxo

Zlew

423 posts

Joined June 2010

Zlew 2011-05-29T12:51:52+00:00

I am a deep yawner. I yawn deeply.

Corin

910 posts

Joined January 2011

Corin 2011-05-29T13:22:01+00:00

I am a penis.

... what?

Lybydose

osu! Alumni

2,024 posts

Joined January 2009

Lybydose 2011-05-29T13:27:49+00:00

Could someone please explain this thread to me? This is just about the most boring topic in off-topic.

Isn't cool enough to have a signature.

Claudia_old

571 posts

Joined July 2010

Claudia_old 2011-05-29T13:36:30+00:00

Lybydose wrote:
Could someone please explain this thread to me? This is just about the most boring topic in off-topic.

You are bored of this thread. You thread boringly.

Ephemeral explained it quite well.

DJ Sharpnel = ((Basshunter + Japanese)*1.5 Montonomy Multiplier)*40% higher vocal pitch

Lybydose

osu! Alumni

2,024 posts

Joined January 2009

Lybydose 2011-05-29T13:39:48+00:00

No he didn't, all he did was post a sentence and everyone just replaced it with words to make even more boring sentences that are neither clever nor funny.

Isn't cool enough to have a signature.

ddrXero64

96 posts

Joined May 2011

ddrXero64 2011-05-29T13:41:28+00:00

Lybydose wrote:
I'm a poster child. I post children.

wat?

I'm a TV Actor. I act like TV's.

Click my signature to view my community based fan fiction stories!

Jarby

2,963 posts

Joined August 2008

Jarby 2011-05-29T13:47:28+00:00

Lybydose wrote:
No he didn't, all he did was post a sentence and everyone just replaced it with words to make even more boring sentences that are neither clever nor funny.

I suppose he didn't have much faith in off-topic to successfully perform in anything more stimulating. I don't blame him!