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Me teaching you guys how to roast (important thread)

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klunn666
Most people in the world today just haven't got a clue!
Can't take a hint, and won't fuck off so this is what you do!
You take a breath and think about what insult you can use
So many swearwords you can say, and here are just a few
Wanker, dick head, retard, bitch, cock, queer, slut, faggot, boob
An Ass hat, ball sack, spanner back, an anorak, I Pwn U suck my dick you Splooge
You Shit face, dumbass, prick, pussy, cum, twat, cunt, vaginal belch
Bugger, tit, bastard, Git, piss off you slag, Vanessa feltz.
(vocal filler)

Sometimes insults just don't work, and you can get irate!
End up in a corner crying whilst you masturbate,
But put your chin up, be a man, have another go!
Heres a few more insults for you, some im sure you'll know!

You're a dipshit, scrotum, ho, skank, scumbag, fucknut, ass wipe, ringpiece
you're a grilled dick sandwich, peeled off plaster puss filled sputum ball of grease
A shrivelled foreskin, mouldy clit, a smutty, nutty, gritty little cluster fuck
A stanky ass child rapist, smegma pile of rotting guts YUCK!.
(vocal filler)
Okay now its time to go but just before I leave
I think there's something you should know, a secret about me.
Just by laughing at this song, you're politically incorrect
Because Your making fun of someone singing with tourettes'!
BOLLOCKS!
wanker, Cunt, prick, cock, faggot, fanny flicker, donkey flange, anus, penis, slag,
Vaginosis, rectal discharge, twat, crap, turd, piss, shit , jizz, pussy, fucker, bogey
Bugger, prat, git, chode, ball sack, anorak, I think cancers funny
And if you think that its wrong go suck your mothers cunny!
Go suck your mummas CUNT!
Razzy
British curse words really are the best
abraker

klunn666 wrote:

BOLLOCKS
Endaris
anorak is a swear word?
wow, i thought it was a casual piece of clothes
Zain Sugieres
You're gay
DeletedUser_3905941
so pride 2 be brit
lol

RedPanda wrote:

so pride 2 be brit
clover
damn that was really important thanks for putting (important thread) in the title or else i wouldn't have clicked on it
- Jade -
(VOCAL FILLER)
ciara_old_1

klunn666 wrote:

I Pwn U
r u 10
Luqanted
get rekt
winber1
your understanding of modern roasting culture is hindered by your repressed sexual desires that your mother could not fulfill ahaha
ha
hahaha
johnmedina999

Raspberriel wrote:

British curse words really are the best
YOU SPECCY BOWL-HAIRED CUT FUCK SMALL DICK SKINNY CUNT EAT MORE WANKER
Meah
Too Long; Didn't Read
abraker

Meah wrote:

Too Long; Didn't Read
too long, have a tl;dr for that?
lol
my perma banned league accounts chatlogs are all you'll ever need for this
alo you missed a crushal flame its called the ol baiteroo


you have
to talk like
this or it
doesnt work

my example is

i hope you grow up and find a beautiful wife
you have 2 beautiful children
and they both get cancer

it will probably make then laugh and that will assert your dominance
Jellyblob
x
abraker
you need to dig deep
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