abraker wrote:

The oldest person lived 122.5 years (source)

That is 122.5 years * (365 days / 1 year) * (24 hours / 1 day) * (60 minutes / 1 hour) = 64386000 minutes

An average map length is about 2 minutes (source)

64386000 minutes / 2 minutes = 32193000

The formula for levels is the following, where n is is level: (source)
score = 5,000 / 3 * (4n^3 - 3n^2 - n) + 1.25 * 1.8^(n - 60), where n <= 100
score = 26,931,190,829 + 100,000,000,000 * (n - 100), where n >= 101

Now this does little justice on the density of the map what the score would be within 2 minutes. So let's instead assume you can FC a 2 minute 180 BPM stream back to back your entire life the moment you, the beautiful bundle of cancer we now know as destroyerwilly, popped out of your mama's birth hole. I hope your utilities bills are also paid in advance and that you are hooked up to life support in this ridiculous hypothetical scenario, because you will not be getting up from your ass for more than a century. Let's also assume bancho doesn't hit an iceberg and that WWIII and an AI uprising doesn't happen in the meantime, causing the end of you and mankind.

So, I made a 2 minute 180 bpm map and let auto play it.
The score is: 62,597,100 (source)

Lets first solve for the score required for level 100:
5,000 / 3 * (4*100^3 - 3*100^2 - 100) + 1.25 * 1.8^(100 - 60) = 26,931,190,828.6

Now let's figure out how many of these plays we will need to do to reach that score:
62,597,100*x = 26,931,190,828.6
x = 26,931,190,828.6 / 62,597,100
x = 430.230646925

To find out how many minutes that is:
430.230646925 plays * (2 minutes / 1 play) = 860.46129385 minutes

So now out of your entire life, you will spend 860.46129385 minutes getting to level 100
64386000 minutes - 860.46129385 minutes = 64385139.5387 minutes

So you got a good amount of life to waste farming levels, so let's get on to it!

Now we need to translate the time you got left to score, so
64385139.5387 minutes * (1 play / 2 minutes) * (62,597,100 / 1 play) = 2,015,161,509,108,978.885

Now lets plug that into the formula:
score = 26,931,190,829 + 100,000,000,000 * (n - 100)
2,015,161,509,108,978.885 = 26,931,190,829 + 100,000,000,000 * (n - 100)

And solve for n, which is level!
(2,015,161,509,108,978.885 - 26,931,190,829) / 100,000,000,000 + 100 = n


*Drum roll*







































level 20251.34577918149885


Well there you have it folks, we finally learned that I need help because I have no idea wtf I am doing with my life making this shit


nya ~ Cya o/

Well,you can say that again