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TKiller
iddqd
Topic Starter
Rena-chan
I broke my own rules, how skilled am I ?

God mode activated.
Although it doesn't have much of an effect on a character made of Plotan-A WILD RATTATA APPEARED.
deadbeat
beat it with a stick
Topic Starter
Rena-chan
You attempt to be the Rattata with a stick.
Unfortunately, god mode doesn't transfer to the stick, and Rattata just ate it.

>Items
>Run
deadbeat
walk to prof oak's and get a pokemon and get revenge on the rattata
Loginer

Pokédex wrote:

Bites anything when it attacks.

Priestess In Yellow wrote:

our main character is made of Plotanium
Fuck Oak. Just ignore all the wild Rattata and move to the next town. We need to get some Pokéballs.
Topic Starter
Rena-chan
Halfway and 20 wild Rattatas through Road <number>, we encounter a girl who has been chasing after our hero ever since we pomfed into the tall grass.
She tells you all about how she's sending you back to Bel-Air because it's dangerous in the tall grass outside the town, and you don't have a pokeman with you.

So we're back in the starter town. What do ?
deadbeat
find professor oak
Mara
Start hunting fleshpounds for dosh.
Topic Starter
Rena-chan
So we made it to Professor Oak's lab.
Now, as Professor Oak usually does before the game even starts, he's going to ask for our main character's gender and name.

What are they ?
Sleep Powder
Be the Prince of Bel-Air.
Topic Starter
Rena-chan
You tell Oak that you're the Prince of Bel-Air.
He tells you that your clothes are rather odd for a prince, but regardless you get a Pokédex.

Now he asks our main character, the Prince(ss) of Bel-Air to pick her first pokemon.

>Bulbasaur
>Charmander
>Squirtle
CheeseWarlock
Let Gary choose first, I ain't fallin' for his type-advantage bullshit one more time
Scodiac
can we have a mudkip as our starter pokemon?
deadbeat

CheeseWarlock wrote:

Let Gary choose first, I ain't fallin' for his type-advantage bullshit one more time
Natteke
Sit down and enjoy yourself.
Topic Starter
Rena-chan
Little Ms. Main Character forces Gary into picking the first Pokemon !

The choices are now as following:

>Charmeleon
>Squirtle
Sleep Powder
Pick Gary as your Pokemon.

If not then pick Squirtle.
iMuffin
are you an idiot? i'll take the obviously higher leveled Charmeleon please
Scodiac
Everyone knows pre-evolved poke'mon are weaker than one you raise yourself.

Pick squirtle BLASTOISE IS THE SHIT!!
iMuffin
but is the opportunity to show gary that's he's a weak little crybaby that easy to pass up?
Topic Starter
Rena-chan
You pick Squirtle.

GARY CHALLENGED YOU TO A FIGHT.
GARY SENT OUT BULBASAUR.
Fabi
Open the door!
Daru
Squirtle, use flamethrower.
SargentPie
...But it failed so badly that squirtle got confused and used skull bash into your crotch!
mekadon_old
Summon Jyoubutsu
Faust
I activate my trap card.
DeathxShinigami
set stealth rock.
Sleep Powder
Use the Potion you usually get from the PC during battle.
Lizzehb

Faust wrote:

I activate my trap card.
I THROW DOWN A FACE DOWN.
Lunah_old
Rape Pokémon Center nurse
Topic Starter
Rena-chan

Ever17 wrote:

Open the door!
You get on the floor and walk the dinosaur.

This doesn't have much to do with the battle, however, and Douche is a douche as usual.
BULBASAUR USED GROWL.
silmarilen
can i be pikachu?
Sleep Powder
Use Splash!
Scodiac
Hit it with a stick!
Kitsunemimi
Pull out your hax and fly out through the wall
Topic Starter
Rena-chan

animask wrote:

Use Splash!
Squirtle used Splash !

It's not very effective...
Daru
Squirtle, digivolve!
Topic Starter
Rena-chan
Squirtle has digivolved into a Mecha Squirtle !

Gary ran away as Professor Oak's lab was destroyed from not being able to hold all these mecha Squirtles.
deadbeat
walk to Brock's gym.
destroy gym.
steal gym badge
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