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What has anime taught me?

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Haneii
1,203 posts
Joined November 2009
Topic Starter
Haneii
Brought on after watching the 3rd ep of Mayo Chiki! :P


# - A punch to the gut is an effective way of inducing rapid unconsciousness in females

(Usually done to prevent them from doing anything rash and/or to protect them)
anthonyyy0
108 posts
Joined June 2011
anthonyyy0
The fat end of a chocolate coronet is the head... or is it the skinny end?
TheFlook
3 posts
Joined August 2010
TheFlook
# - If you're over obsessive about something, a life changing event will constantly keep you from doing that thing.
Cowcom
3 posts
Joined June 2009
Cowcom
# - Redheads with fangs and gods of death like apples
HeyitsaNahgooyen
36 posts
Joined June 2010
HeyitsaNahgooyen
Nothing is free in life >_> (Puella Magi Madoka Magicka)
TheFlook
3 posts
Joined August 2010
TheFlook

Cowcom wrote:

# - gods of death like apples
Fuck yes, this.
Hiryuu_old
439 posts
Joined June 2011
Hiryuu_old
What has anime taught me hmm.. quite several things
# - Any adventure in real life can't top any anime adventure
# - Everyone looks the same in the class (like they came from the same cloning facility) except the main characters
# - A normal human being contains a few 5-6 or so liters of blood, in anime..a character can have at least around about 20~30 liters
# - It's possible to grow mushrooms in someones closet
# - If you see a portal to another planet, go for it..the most epic adventure awaits after that (referred to 2 or more anime)
# - Unexpected things will happen to you when you wake up or find yourself next to a sudden girl appearance
# - Expect some minor headaches after watching a few episodes of some anime that hasn't got a proper plot and has been inserted with a massive amount of randomness
jjrocks
486 posts
Joined August 2008
jjrocks
# - Background characters are normally very stiff
Azure_Kite
osu! Alumni
3,217 posts
Joined February 2009
Azure_Kite
Cars can turn into robots.

Robots have Drills as hands.

Drills are dangerous.

Danger means Adventure!

Adventures aren't as much fun IRL.

RL is 3D, anime is, for the most part, 2D.

2D characters can be moe. anything 3D does not count as moe.

The list could go on.
Faust
osu! Alumni
4,783 posts
Joined January 2009
Faust
This chair.
Mogsy
osu! Alumni
3,450 posts
Here since the beginning
Mogsy
How to manage a business, and how business management strategies can apply to even non-business activities.
07 Ghost
93 posts
Joined July 2010
07 Ghost
Women are evil, but sooooooooo moe.
f e a r
317 posts
Joined March 2011
f e a r
# - Dont mess with the guy who sits in a tree or sleeps.
# - if hes got sharp eyes, hes strong.
# - The main characters best friend is always a funny pervert
Ikillforpies
379 posts
Joined November 2010
Ikillforpies
#-your foe becomes a friend
ElNiCoDarknesS
ElNiCoDarknesS
I don't understand ._O
Dieathan
401 posts
Joined October 2009
Dieathan
Fun things are fun.
Period.
[YllwRice]
7 posts
Joined May 2010
[YllwRice]
The small guy is always strong.
(Don't think too hard about this.)
Sallad4ever
2,917 posts
Joined October 2009
Sallad4ever
# People won't die after nose bleeding like a waterfall
TKiller
4,390 posts
Joined May 2009
TKiller
Every anime is a harem anime.
Sallad4ever
2,917 posts
Joined October 2009
Sallad4ever
#90% of characters in anime are girls
BatterKnife
63 posts
Joined August 2009
BatterKnife
It;

* tought me alot about Japanese culture
* tought me alot about moe
* tought me that it's all about girls with big eyes :roll:
07 Ghost
93 posts
Joined July 2010
07 Ghost
Loli.
mathexpert
1,699 posts
Joined March 2011
mathexpert
It taught me a whole bunch of japaneese words and how they use them. tadaima/okarinasai (when you come home), itadakima(when you eat), etc
Shinkukun
7 posts
Joined July 2011
Shinkukun
# Yuri can cause a boner

#Yaoi can make you puke, or make you want to see more...

#Cats can talk

#Humans want to become a cat...

#Frogs can invade the earth

#Squids can become a loli girl

#When your power increased greatly, your hair will extend greatly too..

#The first guy that appeared will be the main character..

#Fun things are fun
SPOILER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nz32WHGPXMI
#Eating a snack will make you look dramatic
SPOILER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaoy1QKxGQs&feature=related
Copter-kun
399 posts
Joined February 2011
Copter-kun
Only a few doesn't do this The protagonists in school always sits at the right-back corner
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Apex_old
736 posts
Joined May 2010
Apex_old
Protagonists are fucking reckless.
Apex_old
736 posts
Joined May 2010
Apex_old

Sallad4ever wrote:

#90% of characters in anime are girls
It is reverse in real life.

Well, what can I say? An educational and recreational anime will surely bring great business!
Soly
343 posts
Joined June 2011
Soly
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Slip
87 posts
Joined June 2011
Slip
Fat people are nonexistent.

Firo Prochainezo wrote:

Unless they're comedy characters.
That too.
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Firo Prochainezo
2,140 posts
Joined June 2010
Firo Prochainezo

Slip wrote:

Fat people are nonexistent.
Unless they're comedy characters.
Arcmera
682 posts
Joined July 2011
Arcmera
# - You can always survive a fall if you land on someone / water/ if you are badass enough to land on your own feet.
# - Why erection if nosebleed is 5x funnier
# - That quiet nerd can save you someday
gat1toneku
608 posts
Joined May 2010
gat1toneku
people die when they are killed
you can't save one person without losing another
-Shi_old
-Shi_old
Japanese, ideas for food
KeksiikChannel
29 posts
Joined June 2011
KeksiikChannel
#-Vampires are super strong.Especially loli vampires
#-You can burry someones face when you punch/kick someone
#-Katana solves everythiing
#-You can dodge a bullet
#-You can eat anything.Even its not food
Rey Fullbuster
2,229 posts
Joined September 2010
Rey Fullbuster
i think anime is the kawaii and if im in anime world i want to see mai waifu kirino :) kirinoooooooooooooooooo
Tenshi
367 posts
Joined March 2011
Tenshi
Japanese people make some damn good music.
mathexpert
1,699 posts
Joined March 2011
mathexpert
The Japanese have fully mastered the art known as " cuteness/kawaii". Whether it is in the form of Anime, music, Manga, or hell, even food, they got you covered.
KinomiCandy
798 posts
Joined June 2010
KinomiCandy
That I'm never going to get laid.
-Shi_old
-Shi_old
Social skills I guess
wind_ice931577
10 posts
Joined March 2011
wind_ice931577
#The atmosphere is made of paper (Dr. Slump).

#The main character finishes a bowl of ramen, then the next second he finishes twelve.

#The character who doesn't speak (not necessarily dumb) holds up a card board with words and he writes extremely fast and the words are still understandable. Plus, you never see him writing.

#When in a battle, the protagonist only says three sentences.
1. Yameroooooooo~!!!!!!!!
2. Uruseeeeeeeeee-------
3. Teeeeeeeeeeee-meeeeeeeeee!!!!!

#When transformed, you hair grow at least 2X but when in normal condition the hair is reduced. Both hairstyle are REAL.

#Before transforming/using a weapon, the main character / his partner has to say it in advance.
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