What has anime taught me?

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ztrot
#- Humans are born from fruit.
Shiirn

ztrot wrote:

#- Humans are born from fruit.
I wonder how many people will get this.
Faust

Shiirn wrote:

ztrot wrote:

#- Humans are born from fruit.
I wonder how many people will get this.
. . . . The 12 Kingdoms?
Lizzehb
# - Whenever you speak the truth blue, red or gold text flys around the room.
Sallad4ever
#- You can get stronger if you die once
Xgor
# - Nobody will try to stop you when you are transforming and will just polity wait until the transformation is done
# - You are never too young for adventure
Nixnez
# - Your personal butlers and maids can do everything and anything.
Rantai
# - After being fatally shot a few times, you can still monologue for five minutes about your life story while bleeding out profusely.
TheFlook
# - The harder she hits you, the more she loves you.
those

TheFlook wrote:

# - The harder she hits you, the more she loves you.
This applies in real life too...
...sometimes.
TheFlook
# - All people under the age of 50 can do a ten foot vertical jump from a standing position.
Beener4657
# - No matter how much you eat in a week or on a trip you never have to use the bathroom

# - Girls will think anyone who looks at any part of their body is a pervert in some way

# - The break between classes lasts from 10 minutes to an hour

# - The teacher will excuse you for almost anything, or not try to stop you from leaving class

# - Anything you cook has a chance of exploding in some way or catching fire
Luna

TheFlook wrote:

# - All people under the age of 50 can do a ten foot vertical jump from a standing position.
# - Same goes for most men over the age of 80. Sometimes women as well, but not quite as common.
adam2046
# - Don't use your fingers for a bet.
TheFlook
# - Most teachers are perverts.
# - If you are happy-go-lucky, you will fall in love with the asshole. Referring to Itazura na Kiss.
# - Ramen comes in bottomless cups.
SapphireGhost

  • Most parents have no problem leaving their children alone for extended periods of time, especially if that character is plot-relevant. Unless having a problem with leaving their children alone for extended periods of time is plot-relevant.
    Be careful if you meet anyone with thin eyes, a scar, and some part of their face covered.
    Every episode something annoying will happen to you unless it is reserved for thinking about your past, a breather episode, or something else stupid.
    Half More than half the time animals can talk to you in perfectly understandable Japanese. (or dub language)
    It's fine to wear the same clothes every day, unless you are in a CLAMP anime.
    Any experience with a time loop is because of lazy animators (and will result in angry fans (most of the time))
    Anyone you meet who eventually becomes good will also become less cool on the way.
    Anyone you meet who eventually becomes evil will become more cool on the way.
    Purple is totally an eye color.
ztrot
#- Everyone has a drill that can pierce the heavens.
Mogsy
# - Everyone can be a Ginga Bishounen especially females
Young Link 4
#- Watch the guy who never opens his eyes. He can even see you with his eyes closed.
#- Everything happens at school. Even the next world war will take place in a japanese high school!
Sallad4ever
#-Calling short people with short, small, or anything similar will make them smack you!!!
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