# - The older your principal is, the more likely he is to wrestle a deer
# - If you are too short, tall, or fat, you exist only for comic relief
# - High school classes exist only for looking out the window, sleeping, and jokes
# - No matter how stupid you are, you'll end up in a good school
# - Bikes can travel at any speed and withstand any fall if you're chasing after someone you like
# - If you turn completely white, your clothes will too
# - Nose bleeds only occur when having perverted fantasies
# - Every wild animal is perverted
# - If you're inside a locker, you'll be able to control the movement of the locker
# - Wounds will only affect you if you're in a drama or action anime
# - You can skip as much school as you like with little-to-no consequences if it involves chasing after a girl
# - Every girl has the kick of a world class soccer player if you do or say something perverted to her.
# - If you are too short, tall, or fat, you exist only for comic relief
# - High school classes exist only for looking out the window, sleeping, and jokes
# - No matter how stupid you are, you'll end up in a good school
# - Bikes can travel at any speed and withstand any fall if you're chasing after someone you like
# - If you turn completely white, your clothes will too
# - Nose bleeds only occur when having perverted fantasies
# - Every wild animal is perverted
# - If you're inside a locker, you'll be able to control the movement of the locker
# - Wounds will only affect you if you're in a drama or action anime
# - You can skip as much school as you like with little-to-no consequences if it involves chasing after a girl
# - Every girl has the kick of a world class soccer player if you do or say something perverted to her.