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TheFlook
#- The first girl you meet is most likely the one you fall in love with.
MDuh
# Girls w/ Glasses Often are the ones who are beautiful in the End
Mogsy
# - Most girls with glasses have no confidence in themselves.
LunaticRedMoon
# - There are no limits...
Topic Starter
Haneii
# -lunch should be eaten on school rooftops
Vext_old
#- Your hair grows equally in proportion to your current strength.
Shiirn
# - No matter how powerful the villain, the hero will become stronger to defeat him. Conversely, no matter how powerful the hero gets, there will always be a stronger villain.
Faust
# - Villains almost always have this one thing they're obsessed about, or have a trademark. Like Mapo Tofu.
Charles445
# - Your mouth can stretch from the size of a pin head to your entire face.
Firo Prochainezo
# - Breasts that look like marshmallows.
those

Faust wrote:

# - Villains almost always have this one thing they're obsessed about, or have a trademark. Like Mapo Tofu.
But... she wasn't really a villain!
Faust

those wrote:

Faust wrote:

# - Villains almost always have this one thing they're obsessed about, or have a trademark. Like Mapo Tofu.
But... she wasn't really a villain!
Arusha Shuna
# - hugging kills
Xgor
# - Card games are serious business!
Vext_old
# - Decapitations, exploding heads, massive blood loss, impalement, rocket nose bleeds shooting you to the moon, and internal injuries are rarely fatal.
TKiller
Incest is only hot in anime.
Jinxy
# - You can talk for as long as you want in a fight, as long as you stay completely still and don't move in to attack your opponent. He will allow you to talk.
TheFlook

Haneii wrote:

#- Butlers can do ANYTHING!
Referring to Kuroshitsuji?
Arusha Shuna
# - present bad guys are future good guys
...well, most of the time
Faust
# - Anything and everything can be personified. Like cockroaches.
Glass
# - 11 seconds in anime time = ~20 minutes irl, refer to Bleach.
Gabi
# - When waking up you will usually find a random girl in your bed
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Haneii

TheFlook wrote:

Haneii wrote:

#- Butlers can do ANYTHING!
Referring to Kuroshitsuji?
yup ^_^



#- If someone keeps pushing up their glasses, its a sure sign that they are some kind of genius/ somewhat smart/ pretending to be smart
Crimmi
#- Never stare at girls they'll think you're perverted. ;)
Faust
# - Black guys obviously play basketball. No exceptions.
jjrocks

Faust wrote:

# - Black guys obviously play basketball. No exceptions.
Speaking of that
# Black guys are an extremely rare species, only a few exist in the world
Vext_old
# - Genders are only in place to be defied.
Faust
# - That clothes are made of paper.
satoKiyoshi
#The better your character design, the greater the significance you hold within the plot. Unless your the protagonist, in which case you probably look average and are a loser and/or are socially unknown.
noneed
# - Maids are always ninjas.. always

# - No matter how much you eat you won't get fat - obvious, who likes fat main characters?
Ramellu
Joining in on this xD

# - The girl with glasses always has a dark side.
Firo Prochainezo

Faust wrote:

# - That clothes are made of paper.
# - Nobody takes a shower unless it's a fanservice scene.
winber1
# - acne does not exist
Faust
# - Anime has taught me that whenever something like an explosion occurs, someone has to say it before anyone realizes an explosion just occurred.
mekadon_old
# Cute erotic faces only occur in anime

# A 20-year-old adult that always looks like they're 13.

# Old people are always short

# Strong anime heroes are previously rejected by the society because of what they have

# Girls prefer to be lesbians
Lizzehb
# - If it's a magic anime, the main character will either be the worst at magic or the best.
noneed

Lizzehb wrote:

# - If it's a magic anime, the main character will either be the worst at magic or the best.
What about Fairy Tail? Natsu isn't really the strongest but also he isn't the worst
TheFlook
#- Sugar helps you think.
Ramellu
# - Fighting scenes are not epic without background music, tho everyone seems to know that already.
Vext_old
# - If you are traveling, you never have to go to the bathroom.
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