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TheFlook

Faust wrote:

# - Sometimes when enemies see your power level, it makes them want to crush their scouters whilst commenting on large numbers.
It's over 9000!
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Haneii
#- Breakdancing is a legitimate fighting style

#- Never give out your full name
Lilac

Haneii wrote:

#- Never give out your full name
As much as I hate the anime, I see what you did there.
Gabi
# - The male protagonist is always a useless pathetic person untill he, after several times, realises he is a useless pathetic person and then he becomes uber strong and kills/saves everyone.
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Haneii
#- Butlers can do ANYTHING!
TheFlook
#- The first girl you meet is most likely the one you fall in love with.
MDuh
# Girls w/ Glasses Often are the ones who are beautiful in the End
Mogsy
# - Most girls with glasses have no confidence in themselves.
LunaticRedMoon
# - There are no limits...
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Haneii
# -lunch should be eaten on school rooftops
Vext_old
#- Your hair grows equally in proportion to your current strength.
Shiirn
# - No matter how powerful the villain, the hero will become stronger to defeat him. Conversely, no matter how powerful the hero gets, there will always be a stronger villain.
Faust
# - Villains almost always have this one thing they're obsessed about, or have a trademark. Like Mapo Tofu.
Charles445
# - Your mouth can stretch from the size of a pin head to your entire face.
Firo Prochainezo
# - Breasts that look like marshmallows.
those

Faust wrote:

# - Villains almost always have this one thing they're obsessed about, or have a trademark. Like Mapo Tofu.
But... she wasn't really a villain!
Faust

those wrote:

Faust wrote:

# - Villains almost always have this one thing they're obsessed about, or have a trademark. Like Mapo Tofu.
But... she wasn't really a villain!
Arusha Shuna
# - hugging kills
Xgor
# - Card games are serious business!
Vext_old
# - Decapitations, exploding heads, massive blood loss, impalement, rocket nose bleeds shooting you to the moon, and internal injuries are rarely fatal.
TKiller
Incest is only hot in anime.
Jinxy
# - You can talk for as long as you want in a fight, as long as you stay completely still and don't move in to attack your opponent. He will allow you to talk.
TheFlook

Haneii wrote:

#- Butlers can do ANYTHING!
Referring to Kuroshitsuji?
Arusha Shuna
# - present bad guys are future good guys
...well, most of the time
Faust
# - Anything and everything can be personified. Like cockroaches.
Glass
# - 11 seconds in anime time = ~20 minutes irl, refer to Bleach.
Gabi
# - When waking up you will usually find a random girl in your bed
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Haneii

TheFlook wrote:

Haneii wrote:

#- Butlers can do ANYTHING!
Referring to Kuroshitsuji?
yup ^_^



#- If someone keeps pushing up their glasses, its a sure sign that they are some kind of genius/ somewhat smart/ pretending to be smart
Crimmi
#- Never stare at girls they'll think you're perverted. ;)
Faust
# - Black guys obviously play basketball. No exceptions.
jjrocks

Faust wrote:

# - Black guys obviously play basketball. No exceptions.
Speaking of that
# Black guys are an extremely rare species, only a few exist in the world
Vext_old
# - Genders are only in place to be defied.
Faust
# - That clothes are made of paper.
satoKiyoshi
#The better your character design, the greater the significance you hold within the plot. Unless your the protagonist, in which case you probably look average and are a loser and/or are socially unknown.
noneed
# - Maids are always ninjas.. always

# - No matter how much you eat you won't get fat - obvious, who likes fat main characters?
Ramellu
Joining in on this xD

# - The girl with glasses always has a dark side.
Firo Prochainezo

Faust wrote:

# - That clothes are made of paper.
# - Nobody takes a shower unless it's a fanservice scene.
winber1
# - acne does not exist
Faust
# - Anime has taught me that whenever something like an explosion occurs, someone has to say it before anyone realizes an explosion just occurred.
mekadon_old
# Cute erotic faces only occur in anime

# A 20-year-old adult that always looks like they're 13.

# Old people are always short

# Strong anime heroes are previously rejected by the society because of what they have

# Girls prefer to be lesbians
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