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Men are JURKS.

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Topic Starter
Lizzehb
Discuss.

(Post something that'll make me lol I'm pissed off.)
Vext_old
Oh yes I hate me too.
also

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.

After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die.

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.

"Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Do not nag him. Most importantly, make love to him regularly.

"If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"

"He said you're going to die," she replied.
Faust

Vext wrote:

Oh yes I hate me too.
also

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.

After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die.

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.

"Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Do not nag him. Most importantly, make love to him regularly.

"If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"

"He said you're going to die," she replied.
Keep going, brother
mekadon_old
"DIE BABY DIE"
Natteke
Alright
iMuffin
here have happy dog to cheer you up

if that doesn't work then maybe Mara Hikaru?
NotShinta
You can take your double standard... and keep it.
awp

NotShinta wrote:

You can take your double standard... and shove it up your surplus hole.
maybe even twice!
Firo Prochainezo
no u
Weez
Nekoroll

Weezy wrote:

Your men are now DIAMONDS.
Shellghost
If being logically driven and socially self dependent means you are a JURK then i guess i'm a JURK too.
thelewa

Shellghost wrote:

If being logically driven and socially self dependent means you are a JURK then i guess i'm a JURK too.
Being a JURK sure sounds good, how do I apply to be one?
LaunchedthousandShip
I pissed off too.
Nekoroll
Twice the dicks, twice the JURKS.

YEAHHHHHH
Topic Starter
Lizzehb

Nekoroll wrote:

Twice the dicks, twice the JURKS.

YEAHHHHHH
But you're not a jurk. ily Neko <3
Faust
You still mad?
Topic Starter
Lizzehb

Faust wrote:

You still mad?
Not as much as when I made this thread.
Vext_old

Lizzehb wrote:

Faust wrote:

You still mad?
Not as much as when I made this thread.
NOT GOOD ENOUGH! Here's a present, lucky you!



12 Simultaneous colors! Wear it with pride!
Topic Starter
Lizzehb

Vext wrote:



12 Simultaneous colors! Wear it with pride!
You are the best thing that has ever happened to this forum and my life. ;_;

(Btw, I put it in my spoiler box, tee hee)
Vext_old

Lizzehb wrote:

Vext wrote:



12 Simultaneous colors! Wear it with pride!
You are the best thing that has ever happened to this forum and my life. ;_;

(Btw, I put it in my spoiler box, tee hee)
Weeee!
Ruisu-kun_old

iMuffin wrote:

here have happy dog to cheer you up
a stoned dog!
Powerdrone
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RemmyX25
What have i ever done to you lizzehb </3
Verdisphena
nanai
Topic Starter
Lizzehb
What have you all done?

YOU EXIST. D:
Wojjan

NotShinta wrote:

I'll take a double standard... and eat it.
Mashley
I fancy a sandwich
Topic Starter
Lizzehb

Mashley wrote:

I fancy a sandwich
Poot you make your own.
Firo Prochainezo
Someone is in their periods!
Topic Starter
Lizzehb

Firo Prochainezo wrote:

Someone is in their periods!
/me grabs container of chocolate ice cream and shoves face into it.*
Faust
I'd like to think I'm a pretty nice jurk.
Topic Starter
Lizzehb

Faust wrote:

I'd like to think I'm a pretty nice jurk.
i c wut u did thur
Yu Zero

Weezy wrote:

I lol'd
Shiirn
I'm the nicest jurk around.
Faust

Shiirn wrote:

I'm the bestest jurk around.
iMuffin
jurkin it?
SilentKiller
cry much?

Verdisphena
Shellghost

Verdisphena wrote:

Can't... Stop... Watching...
Mara
Cmon Shelly, I just closed this damn tab when you made a reply.
Topic Starter
Lizzehb

superhackybag wrote:

cry much?
Yes I did actually. Cried myself to sleep in fact.

Feel bad, bro?
Derekku
Rena-chan
Solution: go homosexual until you find a man with a sufficient amount of money.

That was a reference to something.
Vext_old

Priestess In Yellow wrote:

Solution: go homosexual until you find a man with a sufficient amount of money.

That was a reference to something.
Damn good advice.
Firo Prochainezo

Priestess In Yellow wrote:

Solution: go homosexual until you find a man with a sufficient amount of money.

That was a reference to something.
That didn't worked for me.
Topic Starter
Lizzehb

Priestess In Yellow wrote:

Solution: go homosexual until you find a man with a sufficient amount of money.

That was a reference to something.
Available? ;)
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