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(Post something that'll make me lol I'm pissed off.)
(Post something that'll make me lol I'm pissed off.)
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Men are JURKS.
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Oh yes I hate me too.
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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die.
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.
"Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Do not nag him. Most importantly, make love to him regularly.
"If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"
"He said you're going to die," she replied.
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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die.
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.
"Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Do not nag him. Most importantly, make love to him regularly.
"If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"
"He said you're going to die," she replied.
Keep going, brotherVext wrote:
Oh yes I hate me too.
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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die.
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.
"Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Do not nag him. Most importantly, make love to him regularly.
"If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"
"He said you're going to die," she replied.
Alright
You can take your double standard... and keep it.
maybe even twice!NotShinta wrote:
You can take your double standard... and shove it up your surplus hole.
no u
If being logically driven and socially self dependent means you are a JURK then i guess i'm a JURK too.
Being a JURK sure sounds good, how do I apply to be one?Shellghost wrote:
If being logically driven and socially self dependent means you are a JURK then i guess i'm a JURK too.
I pissed off too.
Topic Starter
But you're not a jurk. ily Neko <3Nekoroll wrote:
Twice the dicks, twice the JURKS.
YEAHHHHHH
You still mad?
Topic Starter
Not as much as when I made this thread.Faust wrote:
You still mad?
NOT GOOD ENOUGH! Here's a present, lucky you!Lizzehb wrote:
Not as much as when I made this thread.Faust wrote:
You still mad?
12 Simultaneous colors! Wear it with pride!
Topic Starter
You are the best thing that has ever happened to this forum and my life. ;_;Vext wrote:
12 Simultaneous colors! Wear it with pride!
(Btw, I put it in my spoiler box, tee hee)
Weeee!Lizzehb wrote:
You are the best thing that has ever happened to this forum and my life. ;_;Vext wrote:
12 Simultaneous colors! Wear it with pride!
(Btw, I put it in my spoiler box, tee hee)
a stoned dog!iMuffin wrote:
here have happy dog to cheer you up
What have i ever done to you lizzehb </3
nanai
NotShinta wrote:
I'll take a double standard... and eat it.
I fancy a sandwich
Topic Starter
Poot you make your own.Mashley wrote:
I fancy a sandwich
Someone is in their periods!
Topic Starter
/me grabs container of chocolate ice cream and shoves face into it.*Firo Prochainezo wrote:
Someone is in their periods!
I'd like to think I'm a pretty nice jurk.
Topic Starter
i c wut u did thurFaust wrote:
I'd like to think I'm a pretty nice jurk.
I'm the nicest jurk around.
Shiirn wrote:
I'm the bestest jurk around.
cry much?
Can't... Stop... Watching...Verdisphena wrote:
Cmon Shelly, I just closed this damn tab when you made a reply.
Topic Starter
Yes I did actually. Cried myself to sleep in fact.superhackybag wrote:
cry much?
Feel bad, bro?
Rena-chan
Damn good advice.Priestess In Yellow wrote:
Solution: go homosexual until you find a man with a sufficient amount of money.
That was a reference to something.
That didn't worked for me.Priestess In Yellow wrote:
Solution: go homosexual until you find a man with a sufficient amount of money.
That was a reference to something.
