what the fuck why was i not in on thisZain Sugieres wrote:
i'm not even going to justify that with a reaction.45Traeath wrote:
Plot twist: you actually can catch'em all on CtB.
nO STOP iT"S A DEAD MEME JUST LIKE YOUR SENSE OF HUMORRilene wrote:
I have a fucking degree in magic and socery i cane ven fucking brew potiosn adn spells if i wanted to i am the mOST MAGICAL MAGIC GIRLExKyu wrote:
u r not magic.
I want to die (:Rurree wrote:
I want you to be my magic girlfriend
you know what i want a shot of that's rigHT It'S LEAAAADDDimension Witch wrote:
i got you:
I quit my job at the helium gas factory; I refuse to be spoken to in that tone
I had a crazy dream last night. I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea..
Why is metal and a microwave a match made in heaven? When they met, sparks flew
A bartender broke up with her boyfriend,but he kept asking her for another shot
Too triggered to continue
you're forgetting the part where people take it too seriouslyLlahmah wrote:
I always get triggered, need help, shitposting on off-topic to seems cooler on the forums.
i mean i don't live in Austria but i don't think you do :/Zain Sugieres wrote:
How is it in Austria? Do I still need a criminal past to go there?
i actually read it and im questioing life as we know itRoseusJaeger wrote:
Read my fanfiction, MG :^)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/852520 ... s/19541734
hAHAHAH JOKES ON YOU I WASN't BORN HERE SO I"M NO CRIMINALRaspberriel wrote:
Customs Officer: "Welcome to Australia! Have you ever been convicted of any felony?"
British Guy: "No, I didn't realize that was still a requirement!"
the bee movie but every time it says bee i hang myself from a childrens playground.- Magic Bomb - wrote:
the bee movie but every time it says bee magic girl screams into her pillow for 10 minutes 45 seconds
wow ur slow asf- Magic Girl - wrote:
Thanks for contributing Raspberriel (who i just realized changed names (welcome back!))! Keep triggering!
kRilene wrote:
how the fuck is still alive
this is blantantly idiotic cuz of "hhh hhh who can trigger me the best"
hehe45Traeath wrote:
Who cares, this year will be as sh!t as this thread.
it's worth reviving a thread if it means triggering someone. :vRilene wrote:
how the fuck is still alive
this is blantantly idiotic cuz of "hhh hhh who can trigger me the best"
Says the AmericanRaspberriel wrote:
Customs Officer: "Welcome to Australia! Have you ever been convicted of any felony?"
British Guy: "No, I didn't realize that was still a requirement!"
Eh, only Georgia was really used for that purpose (as a debtors' prison). A lot of the first colonies were religiously motivated (see: everything in New England, Maryland, Pennsylvania...)EntityX wrote:
Says the AmericanRaspberriel wrote:
Customs Officer: "Welcome to Australia! Have you ever been convicted of any felony?"
British Guy: "No, I didn't realize that was still a requirement!"
Note: I didn't actually get offended or anything close for that matter but most people forget that america also was a convict settlement
Because America is associated with worse things than thatEntityX wrote:
Says the AmericanRaspberriel wrote:
Customs Officer: "Welcome to Australia! Have you ever been convicted of any felony?"
British Guy: "No, I didn't realize that was still a requirement!"
Note: I didn't actually get offended or anything close for that matter but most people forget that america also was a convict settlement
Really? Well what I learnt must be false then as I thought I remembered America being mostly settled by convicts then they started the American revolution which ended up causing British prisons to over flow again so they had to find new land, that being Australia, they probably would've settled Australia anyway as to not let the French take it.Says the AmericanEh, only Georgia was really used for that purpose (as a debtors' prison). A lot of the first colonies were religiously motivated (see: everything in New England, Maryland, Pennsylvania...)
Note: I didn't actually get offended or anything close for that matter but most people forget that america also was a convict settlement
I'm surprised people still even post on this threadJBHyperion wrote:
tfw Wesley is the most on-topic poster in this thread