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The Magic Triggering Club [Status: Dead Unless I'm Not Lazy]

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Zain Sugieres
45Traeath
Plot twist: you actually can catch'em all on CtB.
Rilene
-Kyu
u r not magic.
Rurree
I want you to be my magic girlfriend
Trick Witch
i got you:

I quit my job at the helium gas factory; I refuse to be spoken to in that tone
I had a crazy dream last night. I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea..
Why is metal and a microwave a match made in heaven? When they met, sparks flew
A bartender broke up with her boyfriend,but he kept asking her for another shot
Too triggered to continue
Topic Starter
Magic Girl

Zain Sugieres wrote:

what the fuck why was i not in on this

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45Traeath wrote:

Plot twist: you actually can catch'em all on CtB.
i'm not even going to justify that with a reaction.

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Rilene wrote:

nO STOP iT"S A DEAD MEME JUST LIKE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR

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ExKyu wrote:

u r not magic.
I have a fucking degree in magic and socery i cane ven fucking brew potiosn adn spells if i wanted to i am the mOST MAGICAL MAGIC GIRL

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Rurree wrote:

I want you to be my magic girlfriend
I want to die (:

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Dimension Witch wrote:

i got you:

I quit my job at the helium gas factory; I refuse to be spoken to in that tone
I had a crazy dream last night. I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea..
Why is metal and a microwave a match made in heaven? When they met, sparks flew
A bartender broke up with her boyfriend,but he kept asking her for another shot
Too triggered to continue
you know what i want a shot of that's rigHT It'S LEAAAADD

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Jellyblob
x
Llahmah 2
I always get triggered, need help, shitposting on off-topic to seems cooler on the forums.
Zain Sugieres
How is it in Austria? Do I still need a criminal past to go there?
DeletedUser_6709840
Razzy
Customs Officer: "Welcome to Australia! Have you ever been convicted of any felony?"
British Guy: "No, I didn't realize that was still a requirement!"
MBomb
the bee movie but every time it says bee magic girl screams into her pillow for 10 minutes 45 seconds
Topic Starter
Magic Girl

Llahmah wrote:

I always get triggered, need help, shitposting on off-topic to seems cooler on the forums.
you're forgetting the part where people take it too seriously :)

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Zain Sugieres wrote:

How is it in Austria? Do I still need a criminal past to go there?
i mean i don't live in Austria but i don't think you do :/

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RoseusJaeger wrote:

Read my fanfiction, MG :^)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/852520 ... s/19541734
i actually read it and im questioing life as we know it

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Raspberriel wrote:

Customs Officer: "Welcome to Australia! Have you ever been convicted of any felony?"
British Guy: "No, I didn't realize that was still a requirement!"
hAHAHAH JOKES ON YOU I WASN't BORN HERE SO I"M NO CRIMINAL

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- Magic Bomb - wrote:

the bee movie but every time it says bee magic girl screams into her pillow for 10 minutes 45 seconds
the bee movie but every time it says bee i hang myself from a childrens playground.

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glu_old
did you know that if you watch bee movie backwards you will clearly see how your life's will be in 10 years
abraker
2016
Rurree
I remember what you look like now
Razzy

- Magic Girl - wrote:

Thanks for contributing Raspberriel (who i just realized changed names (welcome back!))! Keep triggering!
wow ur slow asf

in more ways than one
lol
helo
Zain Sugieres
The capital city of Australia Austria is Sydney
-[Jess]-
hmm...
pay 9.99$ to see the full contact
_handholding
retard
spIyrg
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abraker
w-wha? Which one of you fucktards woke me up?

Edit: AmateurMonkeyYT is a fucktard
Qiyana
i wan to trigger mg (mel gibson)
Rilene
how the fuck is still alive
this is blantantly idiotic cuz of "hhh hhh who can trigger me the best"
_handholding

Rilene wrote:

how the fuck is still alive
this is blantantly idiotic cuz of "hhh hhh who can trigger me the best"
k
45Traeath
Who cares, this year will be as sh!t as this thread.
lol

45Traeath wrote:

Who cares, this year will be as sh!t as this thread.
hehe

good one ! :)
Qiyana

Rilene wrote:

how the fuck is still alive
this is blantantly idiotic cuz of "hhh hhh who can trigger me the best"
it's worth reviving a thread if it means triggering someone. :v
abraker
EntityX_old

Raspberriel wrote:

Customs Officer: "Welcome to Australia! Have you ever been convicted of any felony?"
British Guy: "No, I didn't realize that was still a requirement!"
Says the American

Note: I didn't actually get offended or anything close for that matter but most people forget that america also was a convict settlement
Razzy

EntityX wrote:

Raspberriel wrote:

Customs Officer: "Welcome to Australia! Have you ever been convicted of any felony?"
British Guy: "No, I didn't realize that was still a requirement!"
Says the American

Note: I didn't actually get offended or anything close for that matter but most people forget that america also was a convict settlement
Eh, only Georgia was really used for that purpose (as a debtors' prison). A lot of the first colonies were religiously motivated (see: everything in New England, Maryland, Pennsylvania...)
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EntityX wrote:

Raspberriel wrote:

Customs Officer: "Welcome to Australia! Have you ever been convicted of any felony?"
British Guy: "No, I didn't realize that was still a requirement!"
Says the American

Note: I didn't actually get offended or anything close for that matter but most people forget that america also was a convict settlement
Because America is associated with worse things than that
Wesley
oh i should probably post this here

Omg hai ^ I’m anon-san and I absolutely luuuv @@ mg :hearts: !!!
Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband mg!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^^
When I walked onto Tokyo street ==I looked up and saw…MAGIC GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII MAGIC GIRL-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled nn then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am he grabbed my hand and winked ~^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop oo and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (O) (O) (O)] then I saw some baka fat person watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ --;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (òó) (òó) (òó)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH MAGIC BOMB CAUSE MAGIC GIRL-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (òó)” then magic girl held me close =^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (O)/ then we went to his apartment and did some things all night long and made 42 babies and they all became mahou shoujous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^_<) ^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
EntityX_old
Says the American

Note: I didn't actually get offended or anything close for that matter but most people forget that america also was a convict settlement
Eh, only Georgia was really used for that purpose (as a debtors' prison). A lot of the first colonies were religiously motivated (see: everything in New England, Maryland, Pennsylvania...)
Really? Well what I learnt must be false then as I thought I remembered America being mostly settled by convicts then they started the American revolution which ended up causing British prisons to over flow again so they had to find new land, that being Australia, they probably would've settled Australia anyway as to not let the French take it.
Razzy
If I recall correctly, England started implementing harsher penalties, death penalty included, for a bunch of crimes as a deterrent during the 1700s, since population was growing substantially and life in the cities just got worse. So they sent them to colonies to ease off on executions and clear up space, so you're right on that part.

To be fair, though, some of the American settlers would've been regarded as convicts if they stayed in England, I think.
JBHyperion
tfw Wesley is the most on-topic poster in this thread
Topic Starter
Magic Girl

JBHyperion wrote:

tfw Wesley is the most on-topic poster in this thread
I'm surprised people still even post on this thread
roufou
can I have your signature


edit: I can probably find some asmr trigger words
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