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roshan117
me
[ Rainbow ]
Beaten by a cookie :?
Kurome-chan
That is the Best Joke Ever -----> your life
Surono

Kurome-chan wrote:

your life
^ exactly tbh
me irl
SubZ
Britain leaving the EU
-AGENT DJ ANGEL
I have a joke.

If an illegal immigrant fights a child molester would it be called alien verses predator? lmao.
Mo mit o
My life
Ethan

jyling wrote:

What do you call a fish that love watches anime
Undyne
Drpringle777
What's worse than a weaboo?

SPOILER
Ascariasis
Kumiho
me
WubWubWaffle
my life
czr
android sdk is an ide
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- Astral -
Why doesn't Mexico have any teams competing in the Olympics?

A
Because all of the Mexicans that can run, swim, and jump have left the country.
Qiyana
The tablet some company gave to my family for free...
Starrodkirby86
ITT
it's JOKE
Runiel
Play more
Hara
peppy is the only joke i bring

Starrodkirby86
WHOA, Hara! That's a name I didn't expect to see in a long time. I see that you haven't changed your avatar! :o

What a mighty fine joke! 👌
I love that I recognized every name in the chat. LMAO
Bara-

Starrodkirby86 wrote:

ITT
it's JOKE
I saw this thread and I immediately thought about this
Navizel
What do you call a rooster that lays eggs?

ヘん
Lagel
what's long, brown and sticky
a stick
sonofgeek
these Korean meatballs really are the dogs bollocks
bless frankie
Kibbleru
my life
LoliPantsu
what do you say when you say when you go to the beach and someone is looking at your toes, "those are narutoes" LOOL
NeXt4r_
pokemon go to the pole
FINGERLOCK
my life

osu

r/osugame

i don't have any jokes.
forgott3n
my existence

I was the surprise child
compile
professor bofa

Professor Bofa D. Snuts
I Give Up
NeXt4r_
what do you call a toilet and a post?
me
45Traeath

Lagel wrote:

what's long, brown and sticky
a stick
Wait, that isn't Hoodini? '-'

Ahum...
During a random phone discussion with a friend:

"I could imagine Trump as the hidden and illegitimate son of Racist's* great-grandparents, who had a friendly relationship with either Hitler or Stalin.
_Then truth would be that Trump is an ugly duckling...
_We're talking about Donald, you know?"

*Racist is another friend's nickname, given because he often makes that kind of jokes (low quality ones, but still good, though).
(EDIT: Also, since the discussion was initially in French, the translation is kind of ruining the actual joke '-')
winber1
two lawyers walk into a bar

they now have crippling depression
Fl4ndre Scarlet
there was a man

is dead
NaTha

Shigagiga wrote:

What's the worst part about the Osu! community

The circle jerks

;)

quiet good xd
_bird
RSI? Don't worry that just means you're a pro!111one

badjoke/20
Kyozoru
Memes. D:
Worm_old_1
the 2016 us election
DLEnta258
Me

Yeah, I suck in life
Vivian Desu
What's the difference between the dead guy and the alive guy?
The dead guy is dead and the alive guy is dying.


Get it? Because everyone alive is technically dying slowly?
Jellyblob
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