Lagel wrote:
what's long, brown and sticky
a stick
Wait, that isn't Hoodini? '-'
Ahum...
During a random phone discussion with a friend:
"I could imagine Trump as the hidden and illegitimate son of
Racist's* great-grandparents, who had a friendly relationship with either Hitler or Stalin.
_Then truth would be that Trump is an ugly duckling...
_We're talking about
Donald, you know?"
*
Racist is another friend's nickname, given because he often makes
that kind of jokes (low quality ones, but still good, though).
(EDIT: Also, since the discussion was initially in French, the translation is kind of ruining the actual joke '-')