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I hate birds right now

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- This is the story of what happened today and why my butt hurts.
- Be me, walking to the library for internet and have to walk through the park.
- There's a small short cut I take to save time that's heavily wooded and has pretty flowers.
- peaceful.jpg
- I see birds and expect them to fly awake as I get closer.
- Two of them do but one just stays there and stares at me.
- It's smaller than the first two and looks different.
- As I get closer, I realize it's a young American Robin and the parents don't know how to get it back into the nest.
- I can't help myself.
- I feel obligated to help the poor thing.
- Spends 10 minutes trying to catch it.
- Once I do catch it, the parents lose their shit, squawking at me and the baby does too.
- feelsbadman.gif
- I put baby in my hoodie because the darkness inside calms it down.
- Looks up in the trees to spot the nest.
- It's 10-15 feckin' feet above me in an oak tree.
- FML
- I try to remember how to climb trees.
- I apparently roll well on my Climbing check, if life were DnD and end up getting up the tree.
- Damn birds start swooping at me and I can't do anything but climb.
- I finally get to nest, muscles and birds screaming at me.
- I gently put baby bird back into nest and try to make no sudden movements so it doesn't jump out of the nest again.
- slowly make my descent.
- I slip.
- ohshit.gif
- fall 10 feet to my ass with a thud.
- lie on the ground, groaning in pain and re-evaluating my life choices.
- Finally get strength to stand and continue my way limping the library.
- If my pain gets worse, I'll just walk to the hospital a few blocks away.
- Is at library now, in pain and telling my story to OT to vent my irritation.

TLDR - trying to help a baby bird back into it's nest leads to falling on your ass and re-evaluating your life decisions.

Pic related, it's what the bird I helped looks like.
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RoseusJaeger wrote:

- This is the story of what happened today and why my butt hurts.
This story started off with a lot of promise
Topic Starter
DeletedUser_6709840

Kisses wrote:

RoseusJaeger wrote:

- This is the story of what happened today and why my butt hurts.
This story started off with a lot of promise
That was the point, keep you interested
Razzy
judging from how cute that birb was, it's worth it
roshan117
you are a good person


fuck those birds
Rilene
there was once a bird shit on me

luckily it was on my feet and i was wearing a flip flop
Razzy

roshan117 wrote:

you are a good person


fuck those birds
no, I like the birds
Topic Starter
DeletedUser_6709840
I understand why they were upset, they didn't understand i was trying to help. I'm more misdirecting my anger at them for me falling out of the tree.
Hibiya-chan
Awwwww Cute :3
Topic Starter
DeletedUser_6709840
I risk my life and body for cute
piruchan
I wish the bird with arms is still around.

After reading the first sentence I was expecting the birds to peck your butt. I guess that didn't happen.
Zain Sugieres
At least there is tldr
Hibiya-chan

RoseusJaeger wrote:

I risk my life and body for cute
It's okay, that was pretty worth it.
AutoMedic
the only cool bird is the bird with arms

I kind of miss him tho, I wish he could hit me with a shovel
Rilene

AutoMedic wrote:

the only cool bird is the bird with arms

I kind of miss him tho, I wish he could hit me with a shovel
necropost and one will summon him
lost previlege to OT and 42 hour silence included
Shohei Ohtani
i only love birds with arms and even then they don't love me back
puccithecat
good for you.
E m i
Have fun, good luck, my coccyx still hurt a bit a year after falling from half of that distance.
Frolski
tldr

birds are trap
Topic Starter
DeletedUser_6709840
I'm feeling better than yesterday at least, still sore but not hospital worthy
LiLi
Well, they hate you too ~
True Mythical
you wot? birds are the best things
Topic Starter
DeletedUser_6709840

True Mythical wrote:

you wot? birds are the best things
I hate them right now because my anger at being in pain is being misdirected at them.
True Mythical

RoseusJaeger wrote:

True Mythical wrote:

you wot? birds are the best things
I hate them right now because my anger at being in pain is being misdirected at them.
I guess you got
Topic Starter
DeletedUser_6709840
lol
fat pear
literally nobody gives a shit
Topic Starter
DeletedUser_6709840

microism wrote:

literally nobody gives a shit
The fact people commented and that you did says otherwise.
Hibiya-chan

RoseusJaeger wrote:

microism wrote:

literally nobody gives a shit
The fact people commented and that you did says otherwise.
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