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How to impress non-osu! players

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Rilene
try osu!mania with 150BPM 1/4 broken stairs pattern on 4k
Yuudachi-kun

Rilene wrote:

try osu!mania with 150BPM 1/4 broken stairs pattern on 4k


Nononononoono
Rilene
or maybe 200BPM 1/2 stairs will do
Insyni
Make them play the song you plan to play on no-fail first. Then show them how amazing you are.
Binzy_Boi
delete this post
Zalaria

Arthraxium wrote:

Make them start playing osu! and bask in your superiority as they keep asking you to teach them how to play.

And suffer in self-guilt as they start catching up to you.
OH GOD YES
Helyana

Binzhou5 wrote:

Three words: Fast but easy.

Also get them to give it a shot. They're likely to bomb the beatmap haha :P
And then brag about how much you're "awesome" even if you're rank 200k bad.
Minhtam
Just FC any 4*+ song. Then challenge one of the skeptics to come up and try the game themselves.
idc_old_1
just play any normal-insane map on hr tbh
sbstratos79

Minhtam wrote:

Just FC any 4*+ song. Then challenge one of the skeptics to come up and try the game themselves.
4 star maps are for pussies.
Yuudachi-kun

sbstratos79 wrote:

Minhtam wrote:

Just FC any 4*+ song. Then challenge one of the skeptics to come up and try the game themselves.
4 star maps are for pussies.
"non osu players"
Adder

Bauxe wrote:

Don't bother because the reality is...
They probably don't give a fuck.
So true
7ambda
Just use relax and don't tell them what that is.
Sayorie
Play any osu!mania map with a considerably fast scroll speed and +HD mod.

They'd be like, "WHOA DAMN THAT'S FAST HOW DO YOU SEE THAT"
Rilene

Arthraxium wrote:

Play any osu!mania map with a considerably fast scroll speed and +HD mod.

They'd be like, "WHOA DAMN THAT'S FAST HOW DO YOU SEE THAT"
true
Adder

Arthraxium wrote:

Play any osu!mania map with a considerably fast scroll speed and +HD mod.

They'd be like, "WHOA DAMN THAT'S FAST HOW DO YOU SEE THAT"
Yeah, mania is far far more impressive to look at
Yuudachi-kun

Adder wrote:

Arthraxium wrote:

Play any osu!mania map with a considerably fast scroll speed and +HD mod.

They'd be like, "WHOA DAMN THAT'S FAST HOW DO YOU SEE THAT"
Yeah, mania is far far more impressive to look at
No
mizuki-chan
Actually the only one you should want to impress is yourselves ... ^-^
Saunamaisteri
Tutorial w/ HD
(They will be asking: "HOW DID YOU KNEW WHEN YOU HAD TO CLICK??!?!?!?")
TicClick
do a handstand
Sup A Noob

Saunamaisteri wrote:

Tutorial w/ HD
(They will be asking: "HOW DID YOU KNEW WHEN YOU HAD TO CLICK??!?!?!?")
Actually, playing any song with the alternate playstyle will confuse them. They always ask "How do you know which button to click?"
Rurree
As a CTB player, it's easy to impress anyone as long as it's AR9 and up, with plenty of hyperdashes.
Feiri
High BPM & high AR

basically DT TV size maps
lcfc

Kibbleru wrote:

open a cookiezi replay and pretend that ur the one playing
- PICO -_old
Playing osu!mania on 5 star or higher 8-) lol
mizuki-chan
any 3star map + DT
chainpullz

-[H13]- wrote:

Kibbleru wrote:

open an adamqs replay and pretend that ur the one playing
^I'm sorry but make way for the true aim spook
niunnn
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mkaan
play osumania. even easy maps look impressive
Lexporxti
Playing Ctb with relax mod and DT, some of my friends do that
Edgar_Figaro
One thing I find is that people will think “you’ve just memorized the map” so what I do instead is let them pick a map off the website for me to download and play.
Colm

-scy- wrote:

What are some ways to make people who don't know about, or barely know about be like: "WOOAH YOU GOOD"?

I think it would be playing any song on DT



1. dont be gay and play for you not others
2. relax and click to fake if you are gay
3. 4 stars look impossible to non osu players
-N7-
Best way to impress non-osu players it to tell girls about the implications of your Osu skills. Example: "I play a computer game where I click circles for hours, maybe sometime you should let me click your circles with maximum precision". If anything about osu is going to impresss non-osu players it's going to be the sheer amount of females playing this game gets you. I put I play this game in my tinder(dating app) bio, and it was like saying I was Bill Gates, I had 3 dms within 5 hours asking to meet-up. Gotta make sure to flex your osu skills man, anyone who doesn't play the game is a pleb.
The Gambler
I play, then I have them play in front of me.

Most of them get up and leave. It doesn't promote competence here, it promotes insanity instead.
Brainage
Play a song with HDDT, but put Relax on and tap anyway. They will think you are tapping on the circles perfectly, because they don't even know what Relax is.

Or just HDRX Monsters and SS 1st try ez
abraker
1) Make NF mod icon transparent
2) NF some insane map
3) ???
4) Play more
Sinnr
Play rockerfeller street with flashlight and double speed
DXPOHIHIHI
(I always do this method when my family is near me) activate rx when no one's looking and play a map, I usually play rhythmy maps
JaskierXure
To be honest people who are not 5 stars+ dont realise how hard streams are and are just amazed by long jumps that need some rhytm thats all
rematyar
Streams are piss easy
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