CARD AGAINST HUMANITY

LiLi

Joined September 2011

LiLi 2016-06-05T21:10:00+00:00

Human feces are bad for your health. Instead of using/eating that please try their hearts.

Tomorrow I will ____________ but it have to be with _________________.

Kruzon

1,023 posts

Joined December 2013

Kruzon 2016-06-09T14:35:30+00:00

tomorrow i will learn karate but it have to be with john cena

don't ____________ because ____________

hi

Kao

1,869 posts

Joined September 2015

Kao 2016-06-09T14:48:35+00:00

Don't play osu because.

my _____ IS _____!!!!

L o a d i n g • ♥ • S i g n a t u r e

Fourth

76 posts

Joined April 2015

Fourth 2016-06-09T14:58:45+00:00

my cat IS ON FIREE!!!!

Please ______ yourself. Because you are ______.

Ｎｏｗｌｏａｄｉｎｇ. . .

Kao

1,869 posts

Joined September 2015

Kao 2016-06-09T15:38:24+00:00

Please kill yourself. Because you are too fabulous

I wish my ________ would _______ me so hard.

L o a d i n g • ♥ • S i g n a t u r e

Kruzon

1,023 posts

Joined December 2013

Kruzon 2016-06-09T16:00:37+00:00

i wish my penguin would cat me so hard

take a _________ before __________

hi

levesterz

188 posts

Joined September 2010

levesterz 2016-06-09T16:09:40+00:00

Take a can of red bull before trying to fc a song

_______you if _______ dont ______

Kruzon

1,023 posts

Joined December 2013

Kruzon 2016-06-09T17:48:45+00:00

thank you if you don't eat me

_________ yesterday ________

hi

LiLi

27 posts

Joined September 2011

LiLi 2016-06-09T23:47:16+00:00

I died yesterday morning

Did you see that ____________? I swear I though it was ______________.

Fourth

76 posts

Joined April 2015

Fourth 2016-07-31T10:42:38+00:00

Did you see that shit over there? I swear I though it was Kanye.

______ her right in the _______.

Ｎｏｗｌｏａｄｉｎｇ. . .

Kruzon

1,023 posts

Joined December 2013

Kruzon 2016-08-01T21:44:00+00:00

squeeze her right in the cheek

_________ GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH ___________

hi

45Traeath

388 posts

Joined February 2016

45Traeath 2016-09-11T22:43:26+00:00

nnnnggggGYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH-- *dead*

Stop! ________ this ________ will ________ me.

[Mar. 19th 2019 Update]
_10% procrastinating too much around too many games (Only SV2 on "Osu!", I'm quitting, still trying to ****-mapping)
_0.5% ****-mapping
_25% enjoying this thread
_64% (forced to be) enjoying life
_0.5% trying to get back to books I'm supposed to read / translation stuff (minor hobby)

clover

176 posts

Joined April 2015

clover 2016-09-11T22:47:17+00:00

Stop! Doing this (this being ur mum HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA) will kill me

Always give 100 percent, unless _________

jyling

79 posts

Joined September 2015

Topic Starter

jyling 2016-09-12T09:16:40+00:00

Always give 100 percent, unless i missed

/r/osugame is ________

Fourth

76 posts

Joined April 2015

Fourth 2016-09-12T20:57:14+00:00

/r/osugame is the worst meme out there

Ｎｏｗｌｏａｄｉｎｇ. . .

jyling

79 posts

Joined September 2015

Topic Starter

jyling 2016-09-13T02:33:01+00:00

Fourth wrote:
/r/osugame is the worst meme out there

i don't have any __________ in osu!

45Traeath

388 posts

Joined February 2016

45Traeath 2016-09-13T07:22:28+00:00

I don't have any accuracy in Osu!.

Oh no...... ________, I knew it.

[Mar. 19th 2019 Update]
_10% procrastinating too much around too many games (Only SV2 on "Osu!", I'm quitting, still trying to ****-mapping)
_0.5% ****-mapping
_25% enjoying this thread
_64% (forced to be) enjoying life
_0.5% trying to get back to books I'm supposed to read / translation stuff (minor hobby)

Blitzfrog

388 posts

Joined March 2016

Blitzfrog 2016-11-18T09:55:12+00:00

Oh no...... Deeznutsonyourchin, I knew it.

Daichi Shinku

456 posts

Joined May 2013

Daichi Shinku 2016-11-26T05:50:24+00:00

Oh no I liked to lick that guy's accuracy so much i could die from it Deeznutsonyourchin, I knew it.

That feeling when _______________, Man I love to lick it again.

-Kyu

487 posts

Joined October 2015

-Kyu 2016-11-27T07:58:36+00:00

That feeling when licking a dead thread is so good, Man I love to lick it again.

Oh Lord ____,bless me with your ____

jyling

79 posts

Joined September 2015

Topic Starter

jyling 2016-12-23T02:35:48+00:00

Oh lord cookiezi , bless me with your osuskills

For my next trick, I will pull _____ out of _____

45Traeath

388 posts

Joined February 2016

45Traeath 2016-12-23T17:48:27+00:00

For my next trick, I will pull sand out of my pocket.

So... how's your ________?

[Mar. 19th 2019 Update]
_10% procrastinating too much around too many games (Only SV2 on "Osu!", I'm quitting, still trying to ****-mapping)
_0.5% ****-mapping
_25% enjoying this thread
_64% (forced to be) enjoying life
_0.5% trying to get back to books I'm supposed to read / translation stuff (minor hobby)

kai99

1,123 posts

Joined July 2013

kai99 2017-03-23T18:04:55+00:00

So.. how's your necro?

I'd like some _________ and _________ please.

45Traeath

388 posts

Joined February 2016

45Traeath 2017-03-24T22:05:33+00:00

I'd like some fries and a cooooooooooooooooooooooooke please.
(Coming from "Whose Line is it Anyway?".)

This, is the best ________ fish I've ever seen.

[Mar. 19th 2019 Update]
_10% procrastinating too much around too many games (Only SV2 on "Osu!", I'm quitting, still trying to ****-mapping)
_0.5% ****-mapping
_25% enjoying this thread
_64% (forced to be) enjoying life
_0.5% trying to get back to books I'm supposed to read / translation stuff (minor hobby)

Comfy Slippers

194 posts

Joined April 2015

Comfy Slippers 2017-03-24T22:46:43+00:00

This, is the best zander fish I've ever seen.

___ stole my bike

Blitzfrog

388 posts

Joined March 2016

Blitzfrog 2017-03-25T13:20:10+00:00

Deez nuts stole my bike

I want to ____ deez nuts on your _____

Rwyta

91 posts

Joined September 2016

Rwyta 2017-03-25T13:26:55+00:00

I want to chop deez nuts on your fake penis.

Onii-chan, I ____ you but please don't ____ my ____.

Blitzfrog

388 posts

Joined March 2016

Blitzfrog 2017-03-26T00:26:14+00:00

Onii-chan, I want you but please don't blow my circle.

Could you put your _____ into my _____?

Sentencings

110 posts

Joined April 2015

Sentencings 2017-03-26T00:28:52+00:00

Could you put your circles into my osu! skin?

Look at this ____ that I just found. When we say ____, throw it on ____.

Skin (Credit goes to the original creator of the skin)

Comfy Slippers

194 posts

Joined April 2015

Comfy Slippers 2017-03-28T12:39:53+00:00

Look at this loli that I just found. When we say ayylmao, throw it on the ground.

If you smeeeeeeeell, what the _____ is _______.

45Traeath

388 posts

Joined February 2016

45Traeath 2017-04-15T17:15:03+00:00

If you smeeeeeeeell, what the creep is "smurfing" there.

Get ________ ready, ________ is about to go under the desk.

[Mar. 19th 2019 Update]
_10% procrastinating too much around too many games (Only SV2 on "Osu!", I'm quitting, still trying to ****-mapping)
_0.5% ****-mapping
_25% enjoying this thread
_64% (forced to be) enjoying life
_0.5% trying to get back to books I'm supposed to read / translation stuff (minor hobby)

ElliottB1

28 posts

Joined December 2013

ElliottB1 2017-04-15T17:43:07+00:00

Get your soul ready, the rarest meme is about to go under the desk.

I can't believe ______ is ______.