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ITT: Let's play Killing Floor

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Topic Starter
Mara


Clock's runnin'. Get a move on.
Tatsuo


Dosh, grab it while it's hot lads!
iMuffin
LOADSAMONEY
Topic Starter
Mara



Cheers, gov'na!
Tatsuo


Gawd, he's all lit up!
Tatsuo


I'm trying to heal you, not bloody tickle you.
adam2046
Stand still or I'll stick it where the sun don't bloody shine.
Shellghost


Watch out, you could hurt somebody with that thing.
Topic Starter
Mara


If you live long enough, I'll be here.

Round started before Trader closed her shop. Be sharper.
Tatsuo


A machinegun for an arm? Oh, no fucking way!
Shellghost
I'm trying to heal ya not shag ya!
iMuffin
Guns don't grow on trees, sweety. You'll need more money for that one.
Tatsuo


A chainsaw? Oh, you have got to be kidding me.
Shellghost
Invisible women out to kill me? Just great.
Topic Starter
Mara


Rockets too? Now he's re-

LunaticMara was killed by the Patriarch
Shellghost
One in the pipe!
Topic Starter
Mara
[RG]dkun was killed by the Patriarch
Shellghost


I bet you're delicious!
iMuffin
Look at you! Running around like insects. I'll crush you like the pests you are.
Shellghost


How about a kiss?
iMuffin
Can anyone lend me a tenner?
Topic Starter
Mara


I like the big ones, don't you?
Tatsuo
[RG]MisakaMisaka was killed by the Patriarch
Shellghost


Help me, my children!
Topic Starter
Mara


This, is a real weapon.
iMuffin
I need a bloody shooter!
Tatsuo
The Muffin Man was killed by the Patriarch

Ahah you noo-

[RG]Bacon was killed by the Patriarch
Fuck.
iMuffin
One of you pikeys weld those bloody doors!
Shellghost
Larto was sauteed
Topic Starter
Mara
I told you! I am welding this door!

iMuffin
Die, you useless clot sucker!
Shellghost
God she's ugly, don't let her open her mouth!
Tatsuo
Shellghost had his ears popped by the Siren
Shellghost
Topic Starter
Mara
I want drugs! Now!
Shellghost
I'm on my bloody last legs!
Topic Starter
Mara


This time, buy the really big guns.
iMuffin
Stand still. Do I look like I'm nickin' stuff?!
Shellghost
Get up the bloody stairs!
Topic Starter
Mara
Sure, mate.
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