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People of osu!, why are you single?

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xch00F
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LegendaryItami
I have a folder with over 3,000 anime profile pictures in it and I play video games 20 hours a day. 8-) ;)
[Paradoxum]
Cuz when you're single, you can do anything! Instead of dates, you can get yourself equipment and stuff for Osu.
(I think this answer is awkward)
Lacrimae
dating is tiring
plus im broke
hapiPlonz
yo someone hit me up bitch
[Paradoxum]

Lacrimae wrote:

dating is tiring
plus im broke
that is why we stay single
B1rd
Even a supreme gentlemen like Elliot Rodgers couldn't get a date, if he couldn't there is zero chance that weebs like us could. You see, you're either born a normie or you're not; if you're not, nothing you can do will ever get you a gf.
Hatate-tan
probably it's my destiny to live a solitary life
thelewa
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TakuMii
because everyone keeps telling me that my grades are more important than a gf
DeletedUser_6709840
It's now complicated for me
Ava
Why should I be in a relationship?
Cheeriozz
I'm not single! :o I'm in a threesome-relationship with my bed and pizza.
xch00F
bad
chems_old
it's a long story but, i think the main reason why i am single is because of my habit of eating exclusively egg salad. usually when i play this game i only eat egg salad (anything else makes me grossed out). when ever im thirsty i wash it down with raw milk. this pass time of mine has caused women to reject me because, my terrible breath, bad body, and social anxiety.
repr1se
I'm attracted to 2D women.
Zain Sugieres

repr1se wrote:

I'm attracted to 2D women.
Mahogany
Pituophis
yes
dinaukkung
because im ugly lol
Cheeriozz

Choofers wrote:

Unsure of where you're going with just my profile pic and no words. xD
Ecarnage
Being single rocks dude
seriously

Relationships are so fkng tiring and troublesome
Rhonin
because my osu! skill is not high enough
[-Alv-]
Because i like it, and i can store my money for supporting osu
Akemi-kun
because you'll save money on games rather than spending it on a girl.


and i'm broke.
Dextersydney

repr1se wrote:

I'm attracted to 2D women.
Same

Zain Sugieres wrote:

repr1se wrote:

I'm attracted to 2D women.
Same
laport

balldoowell wrote:

tfw your parents are gay couples
So then there's two gay couples that work together raising the shit out of you, or more than two? Ten couples?
Do they have weekly meetings or how does that work I wonder.
roshan117
im too lazy to get another girlfriend
Aomi

roshan117 wrote:

im too lazy to get another girlfriend
dude nice
Mahogany

roshan117 wrote:

im too lazy to get another girlfriend
I will be your girlfriend
Yuudachi-kun

Mahogany wrote:

roshan117 wrote:

im too lazy to get another girlfriend
I will be your girlfriend
Roshan is literally the worst person you could have picked.
Aomi
yes khelly you are better
Meah
Because single life is awesome.
xch00F
bad
Rurree

roshan117 wrote:

im too lazy to get another girlfriend
become mine pls
Aomi

Rurree wrote:

roshan117 wrote:

im too lazy to get another girlfriend
become mine pls
that wont end well boy
Dextersydney

Khelly wrote:

Mahogany wrote:

I will be your girlfriend
Roshan is literally the worst person you could have picked.

Aomi wrote:

yes khelly you are better
Khelly is bae
Yuudachi-kun
Of course I'm better if Roshan is literally the worst. Anyone and everyone is better.
FuZ
not me
roshan117

Khelly wrote:

Of course I'm better if Roshan is literally the worst. Anyone and everyone is better.
lol nice
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