People of osu!, why are you single?

Flabby-chan

Joined October 2015

Flabby-chan 2016-04-03T22:48:35+00:00

because why not?

jk because i got depressed after a single rejection and im too scared to even find a crush at this point.

yep...

JeremTheOuf

JeremTheOuf 2016-04-03T23:01:51+00:00

Fab_Osu_Potato wrote:
because why not?
jk because i got depressed after a single rejection and im too scared to even find a crush at this point.
yep...

sad

Cyclohexane

osu! Alumni

4,568 posts

Joined May 2009

Cyclohexane 2016-04-04T07:08:18+00:00

JeremTheOuf wrote:
because- o wait osu helped me get a gf x)

The idiot formerly known as Mr Color.
Unsubmitted/Unfinished maps

Flaus

36 posts

Joined July 2012

Flaus 2016-04-04T13:47:45+00:00

these bitches ain't loyal

chaee

chaee 2016-04-04T16:45:33+00:00

i luv my daddy 8)

Kurochi-

11 posts

Joined October 2015

Kurochi- 2016-04-05T05:52:07+00:00

Because I always talk about Anime in school, and I always see my Otaku side, not my feminine side

Upskirt

643 posts

Joined April 2014

Upskirt 2016-04-06T12:11:36+00:00

Don't you ever sexually identify as "single"? Ya know?

Kuronuma-chan wrote:
Because I always talk about Anime in school, and I always see my Otaku side, not my feminine side

Arousal, friend.

Aras

827 posts

Joined September 2014

Aras 2016-04-08T00:11:08+00:00

Because there's no osu! female player around me

Endie-

784 posts

Joined March 2015

Endie- 2016-04-08T08:46:14+00:00

what is love?

worst fl player

worst fl player 2016-04-08T11:40:30+00:00

who needs relationships when you can get drunk at a club and finger someone in the restroom

Offdensen

274 posts

Joined May 2015

Offdensen 2016-04-08T22:28:08+00:00

I'm not single tho :'>
And my gf already knows about my osu! obsession.

"No one looks for a deadman!"
proud ot denizen |#1 cfo lover on osu|DETHTHEME COLLAB|my carrd

levesterz

188 posts

Joined September 2010

levesterz 2016-04-10T13:36:30+00:00

Because i still have no idea whats a blue corn moon is

Endie-

784 posts

Joined March 2015

Endie- 2016-04-10T16:03:00+00:00

FelicianoGasai wrote:
I'm not single tho :'>
And my gf already knows about my osu! obsession.

I call fake

mfw

7 posts

Joined June 2012

mfw 2016-04-11T23:11:24+00:00

real girls are gross

Railey2

512 posts

Joined February 2015

Railey2 2016-04-11T23:22:28+00:00

your mom is gross too then

Yuudachi-kun

5,432 posts

Joined August 2014

Yuudachi-kun 2016-04-11T23:54:51+00:00

mfw wrote:
real girls are gross

mfw

7 posts

Joined June 2012

mfw 2016-04-11T23:58:17+00:00

damn you got me

balldoowell

35 posts

Joined July 2014

Topic Starter

balldoowell 2016-04-12T04:12:36+00:00

tfw your parents are gay couples

Best way to contact me is @myanimelist username is Yeezy

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Fubukicat

970 posts

Joined February 2012

Fubukicat 2016-04-12T15:06:20+00:00

Endie- wrote:
what is love?

Don't hurt me baby~

dragonoidso

29 posts

Joined August 2013

dragonoidso 2016-04-15T10:35:13+00:00

balldoowell wrote:
For me its because I'm 6'1 and guys don't like that

i have 7 inch weener does that mean u are shorter than that?!!!
how can this be?!

Smart fella, FART smella!

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Kappa FrankerZ

3 posts

Joined June 2013

Kappa FrankerZ 2016-04-15T17:13:40+00:00

dragonoidso wrote:
balldoowell wrote:
For me its because I'm 6'1 and guys don't like that
i have 7 inch weener does that mean u are shorter than that?!!!
how can this be?!

how can it be 7 inches long if there are only 6 million people in the world?

Flaus

36 posts

Joined July 2012

Flaus 2016-04-15T18:52:29+00:00

Kappa FrankerZ wrote:
how can it be 7 inches long if there are only 6 million people in the world?

8 million*

xch00F

142 posts

Joined October 2012

xch00F 2016-04-15T19:20:35+00:00

bad

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nothing essential happens in the absence of noise

30dec23 - all posts before this date represent a fundamentally different person, and as such, should be discarded

LegendaryItami

20 posts

Joined April 2016

LegendaryItami 2016-04-17T00:35:37+00:00

I have a folder with over 3,000 anime profile pictures in it and I play video games 20 hours a day.

[Paradoxum]

171 posts

Joined August 2015

[Paradoxum] 2016-04-17T13:55:43+00:00

Cuz when you're single, you can do anything! Instead of dates, you can get yourself equipment and stuff for Osu.
(I think this answer is awkward)

Lacrimae

291 posts

Joined February 2015

Lacrimae 2016-04-17T14:28:12+00:00

dating is tiring
plus im broke

i don't want to feel this anymore
but if i don't, that's fake
i don't want to do this anymore
but there's nothing else to take
♠

hapiPlonz

23 posts

Joined March 2016

hapiPlonz 2016-04-17T14:38:14+00:00

yo someone hit me up bitch

i am using my imagination

[Paradoxum]

171 posts

Joined August 2015

[Paradoxum] 2016-04-17T14:43:27+00:00

Lacrimae wrote:
dating is tiring
plus im broke

that is why we stay single

B1rd

2,974 posts

Joined December 2013

B1rd 2016-04-18T01:20:34+00:00

Even a supreme gentlemen like Elliot Rodgers couldn't get a date, if he couldn't there is zero chance that weebs like us could. You see, you're either born a normie or you're not; if you're not, nothing you can do will ever get you a gf.

Hatate-tan

33 posts

Joined December 2011

Hatate-tan 2016-04-18T07:31:48+00:00

probably it's my destiny to live a solitary life

thelewa

3,537 posts

Joined August 2010

thelewa 2016-04-19T08:22:22+00:00

.

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TakuMii

1,874 posts

Joined October 2009

TakuMii 2016-04-20T01:54:37+00:00

because everyone keeps telling me that my grades are more important than a gf

YouTube - AniList - Steam
My skin [all modes... except for maybe taiko]

pls support my feature request

DeletedUser_6709840

DeletedUser_6709840 2016-04-20T02:01:11+00:00

It's now complicated for me

Ava

621 posts

Joined April 2012

Ava 2016-04-20T02:16:46+00:00

Why should I be in a relationship?

Cheeriozz

3 posts

Joined March 2016

Cheeriozz 2016-04-20T07:30:49+00:00

I'm not single!

I'm in a threesome-relationship with my bed and pizza.

xch00F

142 posts

Joined October 2012

xch00F 2016-04-20T18:03:45+00:00

bad

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nothing essential happens in the absence of noise

30dec23 - all posts before this date represent a fundamentally different person, and as such, should be discarded

chems_old

6 posts

Joined July 2014

chems_old 2016-04-20T18:42:19+00:00

it's a long story but, i think the main reason why i am single is because of my habit of eating exclusively egg salad. usually when i play this game i only eat egg salad (anything else makes me grossed out). when ever im thirsty i wash it down with raw milk. this pass time of mine has caused women to reject me because, my terrible breath, bad body, and social anxiety.

repr1se

482 posts

Joined May 2014

repr1se 2016-04-20T18:48:24+00:00

I'm attracted to 2D women.

play more doesn't work if you're playing with a bad habit

see my profile for Tips and FAQ.

Zain Sugieres

578 posts

Joined January 2013

Zain Sugieres 2016-04-20T20:51:05+00:00