-Juggle a football, balance it on my neck. -Chat up latin girls. -Stay a awake easily (hardly need that much sleep) -Procrastinate gratuitously -Play table-tennis with both hands (no idea how) -Start up an argument about almost anything and everything
Thank you for appreciating my humility ^ ^
Show me a perfect community and I'll show you a pig that can fly.
I have a hidden talent as a drama magnet. I actually exert a field around me that bends human emotions (and can be transmitted over the internet) to make people become unreasonable and angry. Also, I'm good at obsessing over people and writing metaphorical poetry.