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Minnesota is totally the best state.

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Ekaru
Minnesota is the best state. Reasons:

1. We have the Mall of America, which has two Gamestops and an amusement park in it.

2. Our unemployment rate is 7% instead of the national average of 9.6%.

3. Out of all the states where a significant amount of students take the ACT, we often have the highest average.

4. We have lots and lots of snow.

5. We are called a great state for Golf.

6. We have 5 million people; enough to be lively, few enough to not be crowded.

7. In the Twin Cities area there are a lot of Hmong people. It's awesome!

8. We are the state with 10,000 lakes. We have no trouble finding a lake if we need one.

9. It contains Minneapolis, which has a great park system.

10. We are the home of stores like Target and 3M.

11. We have lizz. >:(

12. Our summers are warm enough to be enjoyable, but not hot to the point where it's unbearable.

13. Shoveling makes our arms strong!

14. Our cold weather reduces the number of pansies in our state. Past a certain age, at least. It even got our old principal and his wife to leave! :D

15. No earthquakes, or at least any we can feel.

16. Same with hurricanes.

17. We grow a ton of sugar beets, which is where the USA gets the bulk of its sugar, believe it or not.

18. There's a time of year where we have a lot of hills with a nice layer of ice. They are really, really fun to slide down. A bit dangerous, sure, but that's what makes it fun!

So, what do you guys like about where you live? Just wondering.
Lizzehb
Fk ya. :)

You also forgot valleyfair, the state fair, and the water park of america.

We do have flooding and tornadoes but as long as you don't live to far south or to far north you avoid them.
iMuffin
You forgot that Minnesota has me! and I provide delicious muffins to everyone!

but yeah I love Minnesota lol, it's my home.
Galkan
inb4 whole USA comes here to discuss their so-called "awesomeness".
Cuddlebun
Georgia has Coca-Cola.

mm...that's about it.
Firo Prochainezo
Cool story, bro.

EDIT = What I like about California? They are going to legalize weed next month. :)
Topic Starter
Ekaru

Firo Prochainezo wrote:

What I like about California? They are going to legalize weed next month. :)
You win. D:
dkun
San Diego = 70F year long babyyyyy.
Plus home of the best Mexican food available!
Randy96
Cali ftw
IppE
4. We have lots and lots of snow.

6. We have 5 million people; enough to be lively, few enough to not be crowded.

8. We are the state with 10,000 lakes. We have no trouble finding a lake if we need one.

12. Our summers are warm enough to be enjoyable, but not hot to the point where it's unbearable.

13. Shoveling makes our arms strong!

14. Our cold weather reduces the number of pansies in our state. Past a certain age, at least. It even got our old principal and his wife to leave! :D

15. No earthquakes, or at least any we can feel.

16. Same with hurricanes.

18. There's a time of year where we have a lot of hills with a nice layer of ice. They are really, really fun to slide down. A bit dangerous, sure, but that's what makes it fun!
Like Finland.

8-)
Lizzehb

IppE602 wrote:

4. We have lots and lots of snow.

6. We have 5 million people; enough to be lively, few enough to not be crowded.

8. We are the state with 10,000 lakes. We have no trouble finding a lake if we need one.

12. Our summers are warm enough to be enjoyable, but not hot to the point where it's unbearable.

13. Shoveling makes our arms strong!

14. Our cold weather reduces the number of pansies in our state. Past a certain age, at least. It even got our old principal and his wife to leave! :D

15. No earthquakes, or at least any we can feel.

16. Same with hurricanes.

18. There's a time of year where we have a lot of hills with a nice layer of ice. They are really, really fun to slide down. A bit dangerous, sure, but that's what makes it fun!
Like Finland.

8-)
Yes, but a little bird told me that Finland sucks.
IppE

lizzehb wrote:

Yes, but a little bird told me that Finland sucks.
Yeah well that little bird was just jealous.
Firo Prochainezo
Finnish people got badass disco moves.
Randy96

Firo Prochainezo wrote:

Cool story, bro.

EDIT = What I like about California? They are going to legalize weed next month. :)
Mara
inb4 finnish invasion
Claudia_old
19. we have a shitty ass football team

HNNNG
Pokebis

Ekaru wrote:

1. We have the Mall of America, which has two Gamestops and an amusement park in it.

4. We have lots and lots of snow.

5. We are called a great state for Golf.

7. In the Twin Cities area there are a lot of Hmong people. It's awesome!

11. We have lizz. >:(

18. There's a time of year where we have a lot of hills with a nice layer of ice. They are really, really fun to slide down. A bit dangerous, sure, but that's what makes it fun.
Those are good things? Or is there sarcasm in place?
My state is Indiana. It sucks.
Ramellu
All we have in washington is sparkly vampires which everyone hates :(

...I can't think of anything else
FurukawaPan
What's the big deal about having 2 Gamestops? There's 2 of them in Place d'Orleans, here, in the suburbs of Ottawa, Ontario. Besides the 20 or so scattered around town. Oh, and trust me there's plenty of snow to shovel each year in Ottawa. Oh, and this *is* the capital of Canada. Also, and as a province, Ontario's pretty sweet too. We've got Marine Land! Everyone loves Marine Land!
Haneii

FurukawaPan wrote:

We've got Marine Land! Everyone loves Marine Land!

There's a place I know in Ontario. Where the sealions kiss so the story goes. It's amazing shows and friendship cove. Everyone loves Marine Land! ♪

<3 Haven't gone in ages though.

And I agree, Ottawa pwns all >:P
Powerdrone
Heeeey, never going to California again LOL
Nekoroll
In Texas, you ride horses to school and everyone wears cowboy hats.

Oh yeah and we have three of the fattest cities in the country.
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