After a tiring 4 minute standoff at last enemy mid turret that lead to absolutely nothing, my team scatters around, so does the enemy. I look at the enemy Gragas up top, at our creeps knocking on enemy inhibitor turret, at 40 minutes ingame timer and pull of a next level bait.
I just fucking go bot and start whacking creeps. Very soon enemy Caitlyn comes and starts "baiting" me. I play dumb and start fighting her, doing heavy damage, soon, but not soon enough here come Riven with ult up and Thresh using his box to keep me away from adc. I get Cait to use barrier and die.
Now these silly fuckers are about to push mid lane, hey, 4v5. But they don't know platinum as I know it. Platinum tier of League ladder is my nemesis, my passionate hate. I understand them better than they understand themselves.
What they actually do: Caitlyn has to recall after being nearly dropped, Gragas is finishing last creeps top before recalling, Riven seeing this goes for those sweet sweet wraiths instead of starting to push mid lane herself. What this leads to is that they don't have time to drop turret and I respawn right before their towerdive move where they are 2 ults and 1 summoner down while our team is lock'n'loaded.
We ace and we end the game with me tanking and two other survivors.
I AM THE TRUE SOLO QUEUE GENIUS.