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WaddleD_old
#53: Carpal tunnel.

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Loginer

MusicFan wrote:

#48. Surprise! Windows updater!

I hate that thing >:(
Then update to SP1. It DIEs. :3
RemmyX25
#54 Mom pulled the plug

#55 It was all a lie

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mattyu007
#56 Google Talk message tiles causing osu! to lock up for a second or so
#57 MSN message notifications too loud making it impossible to hear music
xerxes_oli
#58 potty break!!!!
lol :D
MusicFan

Loginer wrote:

MusicFan wrote:

#48. Surprise! Windows updater!

I hate that thing >:(
Then update to SP1. It DIEs. :3
I have SP2. What now? =X
Loginer
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machol30
I usually fall victim to lag, and that's about it... and I'm not kidding! >_> I would not stoop that low.

so #59: lag... It freaking happens to me almost all the time! not kidding! :(

edit: excuse #60: my foot was asleep.
chan
Even though these are legit reasons that actually happened...
#61 someone mentioned my name in chat
#62 screenshot lag
#63 fell asleep
#64 opened chat
#65 sneezed
#66 I'm not using headphones
#67 Sound from the person playing next to me causes me to hit all my notes early
#68 Universal offset's off
#69 Beatmapper's universal offset is off
#70 Poorly timed beatmap
#71 Damn moderators ranking horribly mapped songs
#72 Old beatmap with bad spacing
#73 Mouse went over mousepad/ran out of room to move mouse
#74 Peppy there's a bug with this beatmap
#75 pixelshader 1.1 makes slider trails hard to judge
#76 This skin sucks
#77 People keep announcing me in chat (the one that gives the purple highlight)

That actually did happen to me, Peppy typed something like DISTRACTIONDISTRACTIONDISTRACTIONDISTRACTIONDISTRACTION
Surprisingly effective.
Agent BA8 Rookbie
#78. I can't keep focused.
#79. That Network Connections thing keeps popping up.
#80. I'm making my own map.
#81. The dang difficulty for most songs is too hard.
#82. I don't wanna be #1, cause then you got people cruising to kill you.
#83. TWEWY is too fun.
#84. My favourite songs are unranked.
Card N'FoRcE
#85 those damned ForeCastFox slidealerts
#86 mousepad slipping away
#87 really really bad spacing
#88 mouse goes easy (if it goes insane it can do the map anyway)
#89 I was clicking X&C (or A&S, or <&Z)
#90 first time playing this map

EDIT:
#91 testing a new skin
James
#92 James
#93 Darn you James
#94 Damn you James
#95 fuck you James
#96 awesome map James!
#97 died because of high drain rate and no break
Neo@lex
98. It's hard to explain...
99. You'll never believe me.
100. James' sig.
101. I 101'd at something.
102. You don't wanna know....
103. woah! the thing that's happening has changed it's behavior, rendering it even more interesting!
machol30
104. Slider velocity changed drastically in mid-slider.
105. James.

edit: 106. Distracting strobing effects.
107. Distracting Combo Fire.
Shirotora_old
108. I'm actually a woman in a man's body in a woman's body in a man's body... and now the women are arguing.

RemmyX25
109.) WTF James?!
110.) And WHY did I want to be a mod?
111.) Breaking osu!
112.) getting yelled at by peppy for said breakage.
Fraeon
113. Honey, stop unzipping my pants, I'm playing osu! here. Oh great, now I failed a spi...
awp
114. Used to snaking.
115. [14:15] <mrtn> torm please redo this 1 my webbrowser was lagging me (stupid flash ads)
shinn_old
116: Was reading the IRC in break and missed the next beat, and the next, and the next....
117: My arm died
118: My mouse pointer kept jumping around like crazy
119: Slipping Coke in break and then I missed a beat, the next one, the one afterward....
120: Mom came and have to minimize osu
121: Mouse too uncomfortable
122: Keyboard too uncomfortable

Anymore?
Card N'FoRcE
#123: the servers for downloading firefox3 are down
#124: I can't win against you, Saturos!
0bj3c7i0n
#125: lag
#126: osu/peppy
#127: no sleep
#128: talking to myself
#129: not paying attention
#130: crappy computer
#131: carpal tunnel
#132: lazy
#133: food
#134: windows
#135: yelled at by brother through gtalk
#136: thunder storm
#137: I wish to get to rank #1
#138: my tablet is crap
#139: its late in America rate now...
#140: lag

too many to list
Slain087
#141: Not realizing that fraps is on, and that you pressed [the record button] right before you started your go.
mrtn

awp wrote:

115. [14:15] <mrtn> torm please redo this 1 my webbrowser was lagging me (stupid flash ads)
That was actually true :p. the site http://www.geenstijl.tv used to have a flash ad during the european soccer championship that lagged the sh!t out of everyone visiting the website, there were a lot of complaints about it in the comments on the site :p.


#142: osu window lost focus on a spinner.
Vic
143. Someone shot me in the face with a shotgun
144. To right the countless wrongs of our day,
We shine this light of pure redemption,
That this place may become as paradise.
What a wonderful world such would be...

145. Lag
146. TV time
147. Playing DS gaems
148. Mudkips
149. Pr0ns.
150. Defragmenting teh HDD
151. I fell of the chair
152. Talking with dumb friend that tells me there are 152 pokemons in Red/Blue pokedex
153. Lag
154. Lag
155. IRC
156. toilet tiem
157. Bad beatspacing

Thats a lot of them D=
James
158. I did not do jamestraining thats why...
xerxes_oli
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mattyu007
#160: accidentally hitting F10 (fraps key) causing lag
#161: osu crashed
#162: windows crashed
#163: windows update pops up infront of osu window (can't be sent behind anything)
#164: new email
#165: msn spam
#166: someone calling me on irc (hello, kai!)
#167: display cracked for no reason
#168: mouse disconnected
#169: mom is yelling
#170: peppy announced something and i HAD to read it
#171: new test build is out and got too happy about it and couldn't click
#172: a bad skin making it impossible to see hit markers
#173: google talk messages piling up over the osu window
#174: the phone rang and i had to get it
#175: i was hungry and forgot to pause before leaving
#176: hand didn't listen to brain
#177: "eye" blinked during a really intense part of a map
#178: sneezed
#179: someone was spectating and causing pressure
#180: bad spacing
#181: "drrring! virus database has been updated"
#182: scrolled down by accident and volume went all the way down
#183: forgetting key binds while playing taiko mod
#184: keyboard stopped working (happened before!)
#185: someone creeped up behing me and scared me

.....ARGH can't think of anymore....

oh wait, here's one!
#186: brain was under too much strain trying to think of a good excuse more excuses
Numbers_old
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awp
#188 The timing on this map is more unpredictable than Cross Time.
anonymous_old
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mattyu007
#190: Stupid Xfire thing popped up in the osu window and caused lag
Card N'FoRcE
#191: ZoneAlarm's telling that ZoneAlarm is trying to access the internet :roll:
#192: Windows got mute
#193: Monitor turned off
#194: Windows detected a new device
#195: Occasionally lag
#196: Alarm clock ringing
#197: "Your Windows may be not genuine" (WGA, btw I don't have it :P )
#198: Fan is on and I didn't hear well
#199: Z tired of being hitted tells me I'm a bully
#200: "Why is Osu lagging at that damn long slider??"
Mogsy
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Saturos
202) Busy using psychokinesis.
Topic Starter
NinjaishGuy
320) Dyslexia
Numbers_old
321) Dyslexia is no reason to cheat the numbers! Behave will ya!
Mogsworth, Saturos and NinjaishGuy should be disqualified.

#201 Sorry, Didn't want to win. I enjoy my current ranking far too much to make it go away.
Mogsy

numbers wrote:

321) Dyslexia is no reason to cheat the numbers! Behave will ya!
Mogsworth, Saturos and NinjaishGuy should be disqualified.

#201 Sorry, Didn't want to win. I enjoy my current ranking far too much to make it go away.
Weren't cheating the numbers. D: Look at Card's post.

205 [counting yours as 204]) The Devil possessed me for a bit and told me to cut myself instead of hit that slider.
awp
206) <awp> holy shit that spoiled milk is coming back for me oh fuck
***awp is now known as awpoop
<awpoop> brb
LadySuburu
207: I was too busy staring in awe at Saturos's score going up.

208: I hate you James.

209: I love you James.

210: Lag killed me.

Lag: Heck yeah I did! XD

211: The spinner is a lie!
James
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