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Slain087
384: WARNING. NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED.

385: I thought hitting Shift+Z would work!

386: Triple short spinners.

387: Stacks of four or more.

388: I had a 9-ball moment.

389: Whuh? It's 11 PM already?

390: OshitIgottagotoschooldamnitI'mlatewhythefuckdidn'tIreschedulemyclassesthisquarter?!
SBKT
391: I had a baby
392: My wife had a baby
393: My truck broke down
394: I screwed up my back
395: My wife screwed up her back
396: My wife fell when I left the toilet seat open (Please review 2, The ranting gryphon on that)
397: My truck is having a baby
398: Satan's visiting.
399: I JUST KILLED THE DUDE WHO AS PLAYING THIS GAME AND NOW I'M TOTALLY RUINING HIS ACCOUNT!
400: Large hardons collided.
Yuukari-Banteki
401. I was called and told that this was the second notice that the factory warranty on my car was about to expire...
Neo@lex
402. The sound of this thread reviving caused my computer to selfdestruct.
Cuddlebun
403. The sound of someone else's computer selfdestructing made my computer selfdestruct
404. excuse not found
405. oh shit there's a grasshopper flying around the room oh fuck me this thing is fucking huge aahhhh
lukewarmholiday
I forgot to number this post because im fucking lukewamholiday
Loginer
406. My mouse ran out of batteries.
407. My dog tripped over the wires and unplugged something.
408. Bad karma.
Pokebis
409: I just mowed my lawn and my hands are numb.
KawaiiLily
410: My mom came in (happens sometimes)
Jinxy
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
KawaiiLily
414. My cat scared me
415. Someone pmed me.
Derekku
416. Lag

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wait...
Topic Starter
NinjaishGuy
417. this topic's continued existence has left me awestruck
Jinxy
418. Too busy thinking of an excuse to revive this thread.
peppy
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
KawaiiLily

peppy wrote:

http://pages.cs.wisc.edu/~ballard/bofh/bofhserver.pl go nuts :P
LOL

"The Bastard Operator From Hell"-style excuse server.
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The cause of the problem is:
High nuclear activity in your area.

xD!

"The Bastard Operator From Hell"-style excuse server.
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The cause of the problem is:
Small animal kamikaze attack on power supplies

Gahahahaha Nice peppy!
RemmyX25

peppy wrote:

http://pages.cs.wisc.edu/~ballard/bofh/bofhserver.pl go nuts :P
Oh man, I love reading the Bastard Operator from Hell stories
Drayne O
2 things that usually make me lose:

419.XFIRE EXCEPTION

420.My bird climbed on the side of his cage and started fighting with my hand, biting it, and smashing his head against the mouse
kuwarudo
421. My dog tried to play osu! when I wasn't looking and left me awestruck :o


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422. Someone made an announce and made me lose my concentration.
Drayne O
433. AVG Anti-virus sucks and made my game lag

434. AVG anti virus sucks and had to open up a wondow infront of osu's to tell me it finished scanning when i didnt even tell it to
Jinxy
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
kuwarudo
436. Peppy came.
Henkie

kuwarudo wrote:

436. Peppy came.
lolwut? xD

437. My mouse exploded and had to continue with laptop's touchpad.
438. I got hungry and was too lazy to pause.
439. Someone in skype call screams all of a sudden and scares the hell outta me
440. My dad's Dance/Trance music's volume was too hard and confused me
kuwarudo
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
Jinxy
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
kuwarudo
444. JInxyjem is hearing too many things now.
445. Because I never got the number 404
Lizbeth
446. This is my first play of the day.
447. My lil bro play that one for me.
448. Storyboard make me dizzy
Derekku
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
kuwarudo
450. I was being spectated.
Jinxy
451. Stunned with awe that someone actually botherd to spec Kuu
kuwarudo
452. Shocked that JInxyjem didn't know it was him.
SkyE-
453: Found out that someone close to me died
454: Was dragged away from Osu!
455: Next door neighbor was getting changed (with the curtain left open) :3
456: The portal to the Digimon world opened on my laptop, sucking me in @.@
457: Too sexually frustrated to keep my hand still enough for slow sliders
458: "My PSP started ringing!!!"
459: Aliens took me away for 5 seconds making me fail
Ekaru
460: Norton was gay and decided to suddenly pop up a "Do you want to update?" box for no reason whatsoever.
461: *is doing horribly* Um, I have homework to do, so I'm not able to concentrate, so I better do it now!
462: It's too cold year-round. In the Winter it's freezing, in Summer it's freezing because people are allergic to turning the AC off, or at least to a decent level. So my arm can't move correctly, silly gooses.
463: My arm isn't reacting, something's wrong. I think I may have got slugarmitus. See you guys, going to see the doctor. ~
Jinxy
464. Lunchtime. Kthxbai.
465. Too dehydrated from playing osu 5 days straight (Ok, no.)
466. I was getting BAT-hunting weapons for my map :3
467. I was hunting BATs :3
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NinjaishGuy
468. motherfucker next to me in the computer lab takes my keyboard and starts spamming "i like ponies" in irc
kuwarudo
469. LOL 69
470. I got a BSoD.
kuwarudo
472. I DOUBLE POSTED BY SOME UNKNOWN FORCE


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Nazo_old
472: That fking Norton keeps popping up about a security alert, and just KILLS my accuracy right in the middle of the song. Just harsh.

Easy Words: Norton,you suck fffffffffff

[To Do list]
1. Kill Norton
2. Get another Antivirus program
3. Gaze in awe as it doesn't interrupt you during songs. :3
Otium_old
473: My mum started to talk to me and I lost my concentration.
474: I'm eating.
Jinxy
Now for 2 excuses that actually links to this thread. (About you being soo pro and all that)

475. That map was too fucking slow, I could SSH it with every difficulty increasing mod.
476. I decided to be a pro like James and played on a 400 dpi mouse.
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