List of Excuses

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SBKT
#383 I had to Shadowbolt a Kobold.
Slain087
384: WARNING. NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED.

385: I thought hitting Shift+Z would work!

386: Triple short spinners.

387: Stacks of four or more.

388: I had a 9-ball moment.

389: Whuh? It's 11 PM already?

390: OshitIgottagotoschooldamnitI'mlatewhythefuckdidn'tIreschedulemyclassesthisquarter?!
SBKT
391: I had a baby
392: My wife had a baby
393: My truck broke down
394: I screwed up my back
395: My wife screwed up her back
396: My wife fell when I left the toilet seat open (Please review 2, The ranting gryphon on that)
397: My truck is having a baby
398: Satan's visiting.
399: I JUST KILLED THE DUDE WHO AS PLAYING THIS GAME AND NOW I'M TOTALLY RUINING HIS ACCOUNT!
400: Large hardons collided.
Yuukari-Banteki
401. I was called and told that this was the second notice that the factory warranty on my car was about to expire...
Neo@lex
402. The sound of this thread reviving caused my computer to selfdestruct.
Cuddlebun
403. The sound of someone else's computer selfdestructing made my computer selfdestruct
404. excuse not found
405. oh shit there's a grasshopper flying around the room oh fuck me this thing is fucking huge aahhhh
lukewarmholiday
I forgot to number this post because im fucking lukewamholiday
Loginer
406. My mouse ran out of batteries.
407. My dog tripped over the wires and unplugged something.
408. Bad karma.
Pokebis
409: I just mowed my lawn and my hands are numb.
KawaiiLily
410: My mom came in (happens sometimes)
Jinxy
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KawaiiLily
414. My cat scared me
415. Someone pmed me.
Derekku
416. Lag

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wait...
Topic Starter
NinjaishGuy
417. this topic's continued existence has left me awestruck
Jinxy
418. Too busy thinking of an excuse to revive this thread.
peppy
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KawaiiLily

peppy wrote:

http://pages.cs.wisc.edu/~ballard/bofh/bofhserver.pl go nuts :P
LOL

"The Bastard Operator From Hell"-style excuse server.
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The cause of the problem is:
High nuclear activity in your area.

xD!

"The Bastard Operator From Hell"-style excuse server.
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The cause of the problem is:
Small animal kamikaze attack on power supplies

Gahahahaha Nice peppy!
RemmyX25

peppy wrote:

http://pages.cs.wisc.edu/~ballard/bofh/bofhserver.pl go nuts :P
Oh man, I love reading the Bastard Operator from Hell stories
Drayne O
2 things that usually make me lose:

419.XFIRE EXCEPTION

420.My bird climbed on the side of his cage and started fighting with my hand, biting it, and smashing his head against the mouse
kuwarudo
421. My dog tried to play osu! when I wasn't looking and left me awestruck :o


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422. Someone made an announce and made me lose my concentration.
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