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Yuukari-Banteki
not that I can actually play, but I know some of these would kill me XD

214: I got a little ADD--- hey look a shiny!~
215: Saturos-sama came online, and i just *had* to go over there and glomp him~ <3
216: I had Marisa playing in the background.
217: I fell asleep at the compy
218: I had to go make dinner.
219: busy harrassing SirDekar

Edit: 220: Eaten by a Grue
Mogsy
221) Too busy jamming a javelin into Dekar.
222) OMG NO WAY REPEATING NUMBERS
223) The corpse wasn't dead yet. ):
Slain087
221: Reisen decided to be even more twisted than usual.
222: Stop trying to hit me with an Evoker! That's a real freakin' gun!
223: Damn returning streams.
224: No, [brother], I will not let you do a "Fearless" on me.
225: What? I know it's a weird song, but that doesn't mean that allows you to look weirdly at me... Damn it, you made me fail!
Agent BA8 Rookbie
226) This is too hard.
227) This map's pace is fucked up.
228) Unranked maps are so fun.
229) People keep calling me about my map!
230) Why do people always ring when I'm doing good!? Why can't they ring when I'm doing bad?
231) The map's boring.
232) Sorry? Too caught up in listening to Aerosmith to play right now.
233) NO AEROSMITH MAPS? To the editor!
RavenlockA
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
LadySuburu
238: People killed the numbering system. (Slain087)

239: I'm sick.
Numbers_old
#240 Life rang, told me to drop by for a while. So I did.
#241 GTFO, I WAS JUST BRUSHING MY TEETH!
Card N'FoRcE
#242: i lost, but my accuracy is better~
#243: busy searching a symbol in the CharMap
#244: X went in strike (because I was bully to Z)
Yuukari-Banteki
245: I lost because I hurt my hip during the spinner!
246: The mouse is diseased
247: I'll beat you as soon as I finish learning how to count! (you hit them 1...2....4...3, right?)
248: I started the slider on the wrong side
249: I started the spinner on the wrong side
250: I'm colorblind! (not me, but it'd work)
251: I was trying to hit when the violins played, not when the person was singing...
252: My best friend fell off the bed behind me in the middle
253: I went hypoglycemic and lost all my energy to play
254: "So, which one is Sephiroth again?" "NEITHER, YOU FOOL!!! THIS ISN'T EVEN FF!!"
255: I can't see the dark blue circles against the dark grey background.


And I've done 8 of these during play D:

Download: Owl City - Fireflies (DJ Strobe Remix) (Gens) [DC's Easy].osu
BluePaladin25
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Snipe_old
259. I had an itch

260. I have never played that map before
Neo@lex
261: Wild Pidgey appeared. HOLY SHI IT'S SHINY.
262: An external application (Probably something to do with Apple) caused explorer to stop responding.
263: An external application (Probably something to do with Apple) stopped responding, and caused severe lag.
264: An external application (Probably something to do with Apple) keeps forcing my cursor into the top-right corner of the screen.
mattyu007
265: it's puffles' map
RemmyX25
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
Snipe_old
267) My cat jumped on me
Card N'FoRcE
#268: My partner is not with me and I can't click (play TWEWY if you don't understand this)
#269: Printer is printing
#270: Monitor is too bright
#271: Antivirus ran a system scan
#272: Happy birthday Saturos!

Download: Nightcore - Ravers Fantasy (LoweH) [Lizbeth].osu
Snipe_old
273) I had something in my eye

274) I sneezed

275) I got distracted and looked away
Card N'FoRcE
#276: Someone lol'd and made me lol
#277: "Are you sure you want to run this application?"
Mogsy
278) My [insert type of loved one--girlfriend, boyfriend, prostitute, etc.] wanted to talk to me and said it couldn't wait.
279) JESUS CHRIST IS THAT BLOOD COMING OUT OF THE WHALE'S BLOWHOLE?
280) Mogs needs sleep.
Snipe_old
281) My Phone beeped of low battery and got me off beat
RavenlockA
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
Numbers_old
#284 I coughed and the hand decided to skip a few beats. (Now, this actually happened but I felt it would have been a very cheesy excuse so I held it in, I really wanted to scream it into the winners ear since it was pretty much even before that damn coughing)
James
285) Repeat 1~284.
Agent BA8 Rookbie
286) God dammit Bancho, stop kicking me!
287) I wasn't ready, I swear.
288) That map was such a clusterfuck!
289) I sneezed.
RavenlockA
290) Freaking Bancho's PM pop-up notice...
RemmyX25
291) PeriMatt bugs me to play multiplayer with him
James
^
lol

292) I failed because I forgot that I changed the config of z/x
Snipe_old
293) I failed because my mouse/keyboard did not register a hit and I missed the beats
awp
294) I was z/xing with the wrong keys.

hey have we repeated anything yet? I noticed a lot of the excuses were terrible, but if we haven't repeated anything other than lag that's pretty good.
RavenlockA
295) HI GUIOZ CN I PLY????

I think we have, awp. I've seen sneezed a lot.
Card N'FoRcE
#296: How do I play this game?
#297: A hitcircle? What's a hitcircle??
#298: I pressed Alt-TAB instead of Z/X
#299: Chatroom opened (it was lonely)
#300: This Is SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!1!!
Mogsy
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Snipe_old
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
Card N'FoRcE
#306: Arm killed by a sniper
#307: Payne came to me. Max.
#308:
Yuukari-Banteki
309: I could have sworn there was a hitcircle there! Really!
310: I can't breathe during the spinners T_T
311: I was playing wrong-handed
312: I was playing from the floor
Slain087
313: School really fucked up my movement algorithms
314: Constant loss of response from mouse screws up my spin
315: Cannot spin at all
316: Who the hell thought of putting five spinners less than a second long all together?!
TunaOfDoom
317 - I saw something shiney
318 - I saw something in my mirror (it happen to me once)
319 - I went to go find myself
320 - I have AD..... Hey, whats that....
321 - The monkey with the clapping cymbals told me to do it
322 - annoying sister/brother kept bothering me
323 - I'm busy doing a barrel roll
Card N'FoRcE
#324: I wanted to view your profile in the break!
#325: Osu wanted me to fail, it was an order.
#326: I had to view this topic
chtxdrgn
327: One second, let me look up an excuse...
328: My download in firefox stopped
329: Peppy just hacked my computer
330: Saturos just cut the electricity for a moment
331: Osu turned into Godzilla. I swear.
332: Someone is pming me in AIM.
333: Someone invited me to a chat room in xfire.
334: Rhythm was not a click away.
335: My metronome is broken.
336: My tablet glitched.
337: The bunny was too distracting.
338: I had to mod a beatmap for Supergarlic.
339: Supergarlic made me mod his beatmap.
340:Supergarlic made me do it.
341: Supergarlic.
342: I don't like light. Someone just opened the curtains...
343: My alarm clock started beeping
344: Its a bird! It's a plane! Its... Its... the Osu! logo? Oh crap, missed a spinner.
345: Wait, what? It's done? I must have lagged.
346: I thought the relax mod was on.
Metroid
346: Samus shot me
347: Haruhi Smiled
348: Someone said my name in IRC
349: You kicked my dog
350: I was Rick rolled
351: Chuck Norris delivered a Roundhouse kick in my face
352: Peppy snuck into my base and Hacked meh Osu! Files
353: I was hit by a deathstream
354: Someone threw a Osu! Cookie at me
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