Prepared to sacrifice your testicles for the good of your tastebuds? A German gourmet restaurant for cannibals is hoping you’ll do just that, if it doesn’t turn out to be a gruesome publicity stunt.

Soon-to-open Berlin restaurant Flimé is looking for potential diners to donate their body parts to be turned into meals, reports London's Guardian newspaper.

The advertisements have provoked outrage in Berlin, where in 2001 computer technician Bernd Jürgen Brandes was killed and eaten by self-confessed cannibal Armin Meiwes.

So, how exactly will your unwanted limbs and organs be prepared? The restaurant's menu is based on the Wari culture of endocannibalism, where relatives eat dead ones out of respect, and suggests a traditional Brazilian appetizer of bolinho, described as “fried tatar balls with a sweet-sour dip” and a main course of feijoada, a mixture of “various pieces of meat with black beans and rice.” Human flesh is replaced by fresh fruit and pancakes on the dessert menu.

The restaurant is expected to open on September 8, 2010. Those who want to make reservations on Flimé's website are required to fill out a medical form before their booking will be accepted

Its location, along with the restaurant's owners and investors, is being kept secret.

The restaurant says it will pick up any hospital costs incurred by willingly mutilated diners.

Galkan92 wrote:

My breakfast wants to get out of my stomach after reading this >.>

NachoPiggy wrote:

and suggests a traditional Brazilian appetizer of bolinho, described as “fried tatar balls with a sweet-sour dip” and a main course of feijoada, a mixture of “various pieces of meat with black beans and rice.”

lizzehb wrote:

[...]people we kill for crimes.

lizzehb wrote:

But still we really should.
If they are not useful alive, make the useful dead.

The_Priest_In_Yellow wrote:

lizzehb wrote:

But still we really should.
If they are not useful alive, make the useful dead.

You know, it might just be better if you went to sleep right now.
Then came back and investigated what you were going to write.

lizzehb wrote:

SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK.

lizzehb wrote:

SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK.

The_Priest_In_Yellow wrote:

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RL Link wrote:

The_Priest_In_Yellow wrote:

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RL Link wrote:

The_Priest_In_Yellow wrote:

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RL Link wrote:

The_Priest_In_Yellow wrote:

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RL Link wrote:

The_Priest_In_Yellow wrote:

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RL Link wrote:

The_Priest_In_Yellow wrote:

I'd love to have this conversation with you face to face.



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I'd love to see this happen.

RL Link wrote:

The_Priest_In_Yellow wrote:

I'd love to have this conversation with you face to face.



So I could break your nose.

I'd love to see this happen.

Larto wrote:

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The_Priest_In_Yellow wrote:

Welcome to the new OT.

Where everything is safe, nothing is controversial and no creativity is present.

Bass-chan wrote:

Cuddlebun wrote:

inb4 two-page essay--singlespaced

Larto wrote:

This quoting-and-not-adding-anything-to-your-post thing starts to suck

SPOILER

Larto wrote:

post existing only of quotes and one emoticon

Wojjan wrote:

Larto wrote:

post existing only of quotes and one emoticon

Hey kettle. You're black!