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Blitzfrog
If you tell me Kim Yoo-suk is a pole vaulter,
I will ask who that is
DJ Enetro
If you ask who that is I'll make sure you get dunked on
johnmedina999
If I get dunked on,
I will pour a bucket of Gatorade on you on a cold day (plz get reference).
Blitzfrog
If you pour a bucket of Gatorade on you on a cold day (plz get reference)
I won't get the reference
DJ Enetro
If you will not get the reference
I'll tie you up to a tree with rope
Blitzfrog
If tie me up to a tree with rope,
I'll freestyle rap and beat your ass
45Traeath
If you "freestyle rap and beat him", I'll make another "crack vine" out of this scene.
DJ Enetro
If you make another "crack vine" from this scene
I'll team up with Blitz to diss you so hard that you'll forget about doing that
Blitzfrog
If you team up with Blitz to diss him so hard that he'll forget about doing that

I'll be teamed up with you
Meah
If you'll team up with me, I'll live in misery forever
DJ Enetro
If you live in misery forever, I'll keep on hugging you until you cheer up
kai99
if you cheer me up i will go drink beer.
Blitzfrog
If you go drink beer,

I will prank you
DJ Enetro
If you prank me

I'll tell you a clever oPUN.
Meah
If you'll tell me a clever oPUN, I wont listen
Blitzfrog
If you won't listen

I will make you eat it
kai99
if you make me eat it

i'll go somewhere else
Blitzfrog
If you go somewhere else

I'll stay where I am and play dota
45Traeath
If you go, I'll cover your leave. (EDIT: '-')

If you play, I'll look at your performance.
Blitzfrog
If you look at my performance

I will make you watch ads for me to get money
Niko-nyan
if you will make me watch ads for you to get money,

i will use my ADSBLOCK's BRAIN POWER
Blitzfrog
If you use your ADSBLOCK's BRAIN POWER

I will cut off your internet
Niko-nyan
if you cut off my internet

i will turn the world's electricity down
Blitzfrog
If you turn the world's electricity down

I will thunder your ass
DJ Enetro
If you thunder my ass (how do you do that)

I will jump away into the ocean and swim 3 miles onto shore, away from you
Niko-nyan
if you jump away into the ocean and swim 3 miles onto shore, away from you

i will fly in the air
Tyistiana
If you fly in the air,

I will snipe you down using my plastic band.
Lhahein
If you snipe that guy down using your plastic band,

I will kill everyone in the planet with OP aimbot hacks.
DJ Enetro
If you kill everyone in the planet with OP aimbot hacks
I will make sure you get permanently banned
Tyistiana
If you make sure to get him permanently banned.
I will banned everyone.
Ryoid
If you banned everyone
i will make sure to send an assassin to hunt you down
Taj
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NeTsune
If you would eat my assassin and replace the assassin with Maehara
I will find you and you will kill me.
Tyistiana
If you find him and he killed you.
I will sacrifice myself.
Ryoid
If you sacrifice yourself.
I will ignore you.
zero manners
If you'll ignore me,
I'll start being a cringy weeb saying '''notice me senpai'' whenever I see you on the forums
Ryoid
If start being a cringy weeb saying '''notice me senpai'' whenever you see me on the forums
I will secretly report you to moderator
Taj
If you secretly report me to moderator
I'll stick radium down your throat
johnmedina999
If you stick radium down my throat, I will cause the nearest nuclear power plant to have a meltdown.

btw I love your posts UltraHenzie
Kirika
If you cause the nearest nuclear power plant to have a meltdown,

I will move to a safer country
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